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  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM

Europe Chooses To Protect Abortion Care. America Chooses Chaos.

LIKE WE ALWAYS DO. Hi john, Happy Friday, Feminist Fatales! We’re heading into the last stretch of the year and the LAST Abortion Access Front Friday email of the 2025 season with all the abo-ings on you need to know about. HIP-HIPAA HOORAY!!!Europe Just Said “HELL YES” to Abortion Access While the …
  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM

Clinic safety really, truly matters (and we’ve got zero patience for forced-birther nonsense).

From fake clinics to felons, AAF brings the receipts.  Dear john, As 2025 winds down, we’ve been reflecting on Abortion Access Front (AAF)’s first ten years and the impact we've made for abortion providers, in calling out fake clinics and holding hate-mongers accountable, and in making abortion hig…
  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM

AAF... making anti-abortion extremists uncomfortable since forever.

Your donation keeps humor and truth front and center in the fight for abortion access.  Hello john, you bold believer in bodily autonomy,This year marks Abortion Access Front (AAF)’s 10th anniversary. If you’ve followed AAF for any length of time…you know we don’t do quiet. When abortion access is …
  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM

Our match expires tonight!

Don't miss this opportunity to double your impact for clinic support!Hey john! I didn't want you to miss this opportunity...Make a Giving Tuesday gift before midnight tonight and our awesome supporter will double it!   Hello john, you brilliant do-gooder,It’s Giving Tuesday, which means two things:1…
  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM

This Giving Tuesday: Help AAF Show Clinics Some Big-Time Love

Here’s how we’ve lifted clinic workers for a decade.  Hello john, you brilliant do-gooder,It’s Giving Tuesday, which means two things:1. I’m coming to you with a heartfelt ask, and 2. Every dollar you give today will be DOUBLED thanks to a generous supporter who loves us so much, they want to DOUBLE…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM

Welcome to the AAF Holidays: Where the News Is Hotter Than the Oven

And we’re SICK OF IT! Hi john, Can you feel it in the air? The crunch of crisp autumn leaves, the promise of pumpkin spice migraines, and the sound of your racist Uncle Dick popping open a Natty Light. The classic signs that the holidays are here! And since the news cycle never stops hitting new low…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM

It’s AAF’s 10th Anniversary of Pi$$ing Off The Patriarchy

Keep us on the road, in the fight, and out of your inbox.  Hey john, you fierce and fabulous human, Abortion Access Front (AAF) is officially TEN years old. You likely already know the lore—a decade ago, Lizz Winstead, Daily Show co-creator, looked around at the dumpster fire of reproductive rights…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM

The GOP Tried It Again and Men Are Apparently Melting

Why are they so fragile? Hi john, Friday is back, and so is Abortion Access Front with all of the latest and predictably ungreatest abortion news in the land! Stick with us, kid, and you’ll always be in the know!The Ol’ Abortion Legislation Sneakaroo Fun fact: THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS ARE PRO-CHOI…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM

AAF’s 10-Year Anniversary Celebration was EVERYTHING!

And then some! Hi john, Wow! What a week it’s been! On Monday, Abortion Access Front celebrated our 10-Year Anniversary with our very snarky, sophomorically-sophisticated Golden Probe Awards, and it was PURE MAGIC! We brought together celebs, supporters and hundreds of badass abortion access warrior…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM

Who Lied More This Week—Susan Collins or Fake Clinics?

Who can even tell anymore! Hi john, Rebecca Black said it best: Friday is about hanging out with friends, having fun, and exposing anti-abortion extremism! Okay, so we added that last one, but we still stand by it. This week’s batch of abortion news is sure to cause fresh eye rolls and involuntary …
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM

One Nation Under Josh Hawley’s Control Issues

With liberty and justice for nobody. Hi john, Friday is back, and so is Abortion Access Front right smack in your inbox! With just two weeks between now and Halloween, we wish we could promise that the little goblins and ghouls running around your neighborhood will be the scariest thing you’ll see……
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM

The “Pro-Life” Emperor Has No Clothes (Yes, it’s NSFW)

Hi john, The week’s barely over and already the anti-abortion extremists are already giving us the Sunday Scaries. But worry not— Abortion AF has the remedy: your marching orders to fight back is locked, loaded, and ready to shut their nonsense down. Now for this week’s news highlights in the Repr…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM

What To Expect When You’re Expecting Criminal Charges or Sepsis

A lot of bullshit, that’s what. Hi john, The end of another week brings Abortion AF back to keep you updated, motivated, and ready to go—and by “you,” we clearly mean everyone. It warms our cold, black hearts to see that our work calling out the anti abortion hypocrites at Susan B Anthony List has t…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM

We Survived the Non-Rapture Just to Hear Ezra Klein’s Bad Abortion Takes

This is just mean, dammit. Hi john, You made it to Friday—congrats on not getting raptured! To be honest, all that rapture talk got us pretty excited thinking about all of the protestor-free sidewalks that would have been outside abortion clinics, but we’re used to disappointment, ya know? Alas, we…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
September 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM

Bonfires Are For Smore’s, Not Birth Control

Anything else is clearly madness. Hi john, Y’all—it has been a week. The Screenshots folder overfloweth.First up: Some Feelings Predictably, the vitriol coming at us is relentless because while we do NOT want anyone murdered by gun violence or any violence, we WILL NOT go out of our way to honor our…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
September 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM

They’re Coming for Our Pills, Our Midwives, and Our Judges

And then everyone else! Hi john, It’s the end of the week, and we are more than ready for the time off after the last few incredibly heavy days. So let’s hold our noses and dive into the latest (and shittiest) abortion news, because we have to know what fights are ahead to know how we can fight bac…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
September 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM

Is It Even Sweater Weather in an Abortion Hellscape?

Feels a bit too humid. Hi john, Abortion Access Front is BACK for the first Friday after our summer break, and hot damn we are so ready to throw on our fall sweaters, lace up our cozy shit-kicking boots, and metaphorically kick some anti-abortion ass!  Snuggle up into your favorite blanket and bear…
  Lizz & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM

Summer Clinic Lovin’...Had Me a Blast!

The Remedy for End-of-Summer Sadness. Oh john,What a joy-filled August. Mr. Funk and I are back in Minnesota for the fall. I’m still riding the high of this awesome summer, reflecting on how to take all the energy I got from these providers and keep it going! Funk will reflect on… well, nothing beca…
  Lizz & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM

Not All Super Dogs Wear Capes...

Sometimes They Wear A Clinic Escort Vest!On the road again, john! Mr. Funk and I made it to Milwaukee!  After I had checked into my newly renovated, DOG-FRIENDLY, yet unexpectedly affordable hotel, I found out that it was one of the hotels where Jeffrey Dahmer killed (and maybe ate) a guy! I guess t…
  Lizz & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM

Hell Yes, I'm Building A Patio For An Abortion Clinic!

How Else Would I Spend My Birthday Month? Hey, hey, hey john...DAY THREE: My furry side-kick, Mr. Funk and I carefully navigated through the thick Anti-Abortion Billboard Forest known as Indiana to get to our next super special stop: Hope Clinic… in the Chi. What’s on the docket? The Hope Clinic st…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM

Texas Sidepiece Exception, Netroots Wins, & 10 Years of Raising Hell!

Cheers! Hi john, It’s Friday! AAF is BACK from training up progressives on abortion activism at Netroots Nation, and we’re ready to bring you what’s going on in the Abortionsphere this week before we take off for a much-needed summer break! In “Every Accusation Is A Confession” News… A Texas DA who…
  Lizz & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM

Clinic Support Road Trip Is ON! First Stop, Toledo!

Mr. Funk Is an Excellent Co-pilot… We’re on our way, john! DAY ONE: The first leg of my road trip to spread joy to abortion providers was fueled by black licorice and an absurdist blend of punk and yacht rock essentials. After one night at a “dog-friendly economy” hotel where the only artwork on th…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM

Abortion AF is BOUNCING into NoLa!

And we’re never leaving! Hi john, Friday is back, and Abortion Access Front is checking in from our favorite conference of the year, Netroots Nation!We’re busy meeting the best folks, preaching about abortion to everyone, and gearing up for our big live stream of… LAST CHANCE to SIGN UP and Join Us!…
  Lizz & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM

I'm Beating the Birthday Blues with a Road Trip to Help Abortion Clinics!

It’s Lizz and Mr Funk’s Excellent Adventure!HEY john! Over a decade ago I took a summer road trip in a van with my two dogs doing comedy benefits for and visiting abortion clinics. It changed my life forever, and led me to start Abortion Access Front (AAF). This year is the 10th anniversary of AAF,…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
August 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM

Shine Bright Like a Shield Law

Because shield laws are actually a girl’s best friend. Hi john, Abortion AF is back this Friday and so is Leo season! Charging in with fresh chaos. It’s a new month, a new mess, and we’re here to break down the good, the bad, and the absolutely infuriating.Over half a year down, it can only get bet…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM

Pro-Life Unless You’re Unmarried, Pregnant, or Breathing

Seems totally legit. Hi john, Has it already been a week? Miss us? (The only answer is yes—choose wisely.) Well it’s Friday, so time to catch up on Abortion AF’s Friday breakdown of the latest and usually-not-very greatest abortion news. BONUS: when you clean your news plate, we’ll serve you up some…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
July 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM

From RFK to Paxton: Men Who Should Mind Their Own Damn Business

…which is all of them Hi john, Greetings from your favorite duo—Fridays and Abortion AF’s weekly abortion news download! As we’re bombarded with an everchanging abortion landscape, SCOTUS rulings that just feel downright mean, and all manner of general anti-abortion fuckery, we’ll keep creating thi…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
July 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM

Warning: This Email Is An Abortion Access Roller Coaster.

And we definitely forgot to take our dramamine. Hi john, It’s Abortion AF Friday!! We’re staying out of this punishing heat (it feels personal, dammit) to bring you the latest abortion news that’s got us all fired up. Some bad, some good, and some of everything in between—stick with us, and you’ll…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
July 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM

America: Land of the Free (Some Restrictions Apply)

And by ‘some’, we mean entirely too fucking many. Hi john, We know we say it every week, but DAMN—you add the Senate passing the BIG-oted Beautifully blasphemous bill and this week was cartoon-level villainy. It’s almost as if the people in power don’t actually give a single fuck about what happens…
  Lizz Winstead · [email protected]
June 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM

Save the Date: AAF's 2025 Golden Probe Awards, November 3

Sexism's most glamorous night is back!john!!If you find yourself in NYC in November...It would be great to see you!XO,Lizz & Team AAF   Abortion Access Front1001 6th Ave 12th floorNew York, NY 10018United States If you believe you received this message in error or wish to no longer receive email…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
June 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM

Correction: TWO HUGE AAF ANNOUNCEMENTS TO GET YOU UP AND ACTIVATED! Join us for our interactive workshop Saturday, August 9th.

We love y’all. Hi john, At Abortion AF, we always try to meet the moment so check out these two important Abortion AF activations that will hep YOU meet the moment as well! FIRST! SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY OF THE FALL OF ROE PODISODE DROPS TODAY Today, June 24th, marks three years since the Dobbs Decision…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM

TWO HUGE AAF ANNOUNCEMENTS TO GET YOU UP AND ACTIVATED!

We love y’all. Hi john, At Abortion AF, we always try to meet the moment so check out these two important Abortion AF activations that will hep YOU meet the moment as well! FIRST! SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY OF THE FALL OF ROE PODISODE DROPS TODAY Today, June 24th, marks three years since the Dobbs Decisio…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
June 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM

CORRECTION: Our Hearts are With All Who Defend Abortion Access in MN and Beyond

We love y’all. Hi john, This was a heavy week, friend—we feel it, too. There aren’t words that will fix the heartache of what we’re all experiencing, but just know that we’re here with and for you. They can’t break our community, but these stories shook us to our core. Abortion Advocates Are Forever…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
June 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM

Our Hearts Are With All Who Defend Abortion Access in MN and Beyond

We love y’all. Hi john, Welcome back to your Friday dose of feminist fun, as Abortion Access Front brings you the week’s latest and usually-not-so-greatest abortion news out there. The bright side? You’ve got the whole weekend for your eyes to roll back to where they belong after you’ve read it. Maj…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
June 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM

NEW STUDY: Men Find Abortion Conflicts With Their Love of Misogyny

And other unsurprising abortion news. Hi john, Welcome back to your Friday dose of feminist fun, as Abortion Access Front brings you the week’s latest and usually-not-so-greatest abortion news out there. The bright side? You’ve got the whole weekend for your eyes to roll back to where they belong af…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM

Dr. Oz? More Like Dr Evil!

Both inept, tho. Hi john, We’re at the end of the week and the end of our rope-–who’s ready to live off grid in the feminist compound of our dreams? At least it’s Friday, which means Abortion AF is popping into your brain with all of the abortion news we can stomach and a whole hell of a lot of snar…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
May 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM

Fasten Your Seatbelts, It’s a Bumpy Ride Through Repro Hell

And we totally forgot our dramamine... Hi john, It’s Friday, and everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend! Whether you’re kickin' it in the front seat or chillin’ in the back, Abortion Access Front is riding along and giving you the latest in abortion news. So fasten your seatbelts, and let’s do t…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
May 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM

Best Advice If You’re Pregnant? Lawyer Up, Babe

Really, that may be good advice for all of us... Hi john, Another Friday, another Abortion Access Front recap of this week in the abortionsphere! It’s a rough one—buckle up, friends.This Bitch AGAIN? Texas Liberty chimp Chip Roy is pushing his cohorts in the House of Representatives to work fast to …