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  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
November 1, 2021 at 7:57 PM

Help us defeat insurrection supporters in FL and VA

Eddie Geller for Congress Hey John, Tomorrow, voters will go to the polls and choose between a Trump-embracing, insurrection-supporting, extreme GOP candidate and a Democrat who will fight for good jobs, healthcare, and climate justice. Don’t worry, we didn’t fall through a time-…
  Team Eddie · [email protected]
October 31, 2021 at 6:36 PM

Anti-choice, anti-worker, insurrectionist, oh my!

Eddie Geller for Congress 👻 Happy Halloween, John! 🎃 What’s scarier than any ghost, goblin, haunted house, or masked guy with a machete that you might see tonight? Giving insurrectionist Scott Franklin another term in Congress to undermine free and fair elections, ignore the need…
  Eddie’s · [email protected]
October 29, 2021 at 3:30 PM

An email from Eddie’s Inner Monologue

Eddie Geller for Congress Hi John, I’m Eddie’s Inner Monologue. I’m the little voice in Eddie’s brain that’s the driving force behind almost literally everything that he does. Before you complain, I take no responsibility whatsoever for his lame jokes, but I take ALL the credit for the go…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 28, 2021 at 1:43 PM

Why we’re like this (it’s working!)

Eddie Geller for Congress Hey John! Two things: 1. Did you watch our new, alluring, scintillating, ASMR political ad yet? Take it all in here if you haven’t already! Enter the Eddie Experience ➞ 2. Since you’re one of our strong supporters (at least, you read my emails — truly, than…
  Team Eddie · [email protected]
October 26, 2021 at 2:06 PM

🚨 POSITIVE VIBES ONLY 🚨

Eddie Geller for Congress Big news, John! Our opponent released his fundraising totals from last quarter, and our campaign outraised him by $50,000! 🚨🚨 Big news, John! 🚨🚨 Our opponent released his fundraising totals from last quarter, and our campaign outraised him by $50,000! And remember…
  Team Eddie · [email protected]
October 24, 2021 at 2:59 PM

Can you guess how much we raised in this campaign's first quarter?

Eddie Geller for Congress Take a look at what we've been able to achieve together so far!   Eddie Geller is an activist, millennial, and former comedian running to bring real representation to the people of Florida's 15th District, and flip a longtime …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 22, 2021 at 12:04 PM

ASMR + Political ad = Eddie Geller

Eddie Geller for Congress Boy do we have a treat for you, John — Eddie made a new ad, and we guarantee you’ve never seen or smelled anything like it. Boy do we have a treat for you, John — Eddie made a new ad, and we guarantee you’ve never seen or smelled anything like it. Watch i…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 20, 2021 at 9:36 PM

One Guy vs The Planet

Eddie Geller for Congress ...yes, one man is stopping Biden from enacting his climate plan. Hey John, One man, all by himself, is standing in the way of President Biden’s climate agenda. Let me translate that: One Manchin, all by himself, is blocking our last best chance to take on …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 16, 2021 at 3:24 PM

The Big Lie is worming its way into 2022

Eddie Geller for Congress The 2020 election was almost exactly a year ago, but the Big Lie is very much alive and well and worming its way into the 2022 midterms. Hey John, The 2020 election was almost exactly a year ago, but the Big Lie is very much alive and well and worming its …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 14, 2021 at 4:42 PM

Why I support the film and television workers strike

Eddie Geller for Congress One thing you should know about me: I’m a proud, card-carrying union member. Specifically, I belong to SAG-AFTRA, but we'll get to that another time. Hey John, One thing you should know about me: I’m a proud, card-carrying union member. Specifically, I bel…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 12, 2021 at 9:07 PM

Shocking: Elected leaders hold fast on their promises to constituents!

Eddie Geller for Congress Want to see some elected leaders actually following through on their promises to constituents? John, Want to see some elected leaders actually following through on their promises to constituents? Look no further than the Congressional Progressive Caucus. Ea…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 11, 2021 at 4:58 PM

Baby teeth

Eddie Geller for Congress Eddie Geller is an activist, millennial, and former comedian running to bring real representation to the people of Florida's 15th District, and flip a longtime Republican seat in the process. As your Congressman, he’ll fight for the issues that matter most to Flo…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 7, 2021 at 6:06 PM

Why do we have to watch this happen over and over again?

Eddie Geller for Congress Why is it that in the United States of America, in the year 2021, given all the comforts and luxuries and relatively pretty good quality of life at our fingertips, that we’re forced, again and again and again and again, to watch THIS happen: I'm pissed o…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 5, 2021 at 5:26 PM

No fundraising, just two things I think you’ll enjoy (seriously)

Eddie Geller for Congress Because you’re here, you’re part of this campaign, and you deserve nice things. (Like a new Congressman in FL-15! But that’s not one of the things. Okay, three sentences is too long for a parenthetical…) John, Two quick things I want to share with you, be…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 4, 2021 at 1:41 PM

Thank you!

Eddie Geller for Congress Hey John.  This is just a quick note to say THANK YOU to everyone who helped us reach our end-of-quarter goal of 500 grassroots donations. We did it! We’ve still got 13 months to go in this marathon, but I’m so proud to have you on our team. Tog…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
October 1, 2021 at 1:01 AM

If 45 people give a dollar right now...

Eddie Geller for Congress we'll be well on our way to flipping FL-15 blue. Help us get to 500 grassroots donations before midnight. Hey John — this is (probably) the shortest email I’ll ever send you. We have just a few hours left to hit our campaign’s end-of-quarter fundraising …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 30, 2021 at 9:18 PM

My opponent just voted to shut down the government (AGAIN)

Eddie Geller for Congress Let's kick him out of office and flip this seat in 2022. It's true, John. In just two weeks, Scott Franklin has voted to shut down the government not just once, but twice. Luckily the continuing resolution to fund the government until December passed in …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 30, 2021 at 11:30 AM

The real impact of grassroots support

Eddie Geller for Congress With the end of quarter deadline at midnight tonight, you’re probably getting a deluge of emails asking for your hard-earned dollars (I know I am!). So, I wanted to explain real quick why contributions from grassroots supporters like you are so important.   Hey Jo…
  Team Eddie · [email protected]
September 28, 2021 at 5:07 PM

The biggest and baddest matchup yet in FL-15

Eddie Geller for Congress It's time, John: The end of our first quarter on this campaign draws near, and waiting on the sidelines is no longer an option. It’s time to choose your fighter for Florida’s 15th District. It's time, John. The end of our first quarter on this campaign draw…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 27, 2021 at 12:38 PM

Let’s flip FL-15 blue and help Democrats hold the House

Eddie Geller for Congress If you’re anything like me (cares about the future of our country, invested in Democrats’ success up and down the ballot, a User of the Internet), you’re probably getting a million emails about the end-of-quarter deadline coming up in just 3 days. Hey John. If yo…
  Team Eddie · [email protected]
September 24, 2021 at 12:30 PM

Our first major deadline

Eddie Geller for Congress Let's cut right to it today, John: Do you want to flip this House seat for Democrats in 2022 and hold Scott Franklin accountable for his failed leadership? Eddie Geller is an activist, millennial, and former comedian running to flip a longtime Republican seat and …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 22, 2021 at 4:32 PM

My opponent voted to shut down the government

Eddie Geller for Congress Just in case you had any illusion that Republicans in Congress are getting serious about helping our country recover from COVID or investing in badly needed infrastructure, I have some news for you: They’re doing exactly the opposite. (Like, as far as opposite can go.) …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 21, 2021 at 7:07 PM

Reich is Right: We have got to tax the rich

Eddie Geller for Congress Last week, House Democrats released a revenue proposal that fell several steps short of what President Biden called for in his Build Back Better plan. So on Sunday, my old boss and former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich published an op-ed2 calling them out for running sca…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 19, 2021 at 4:32 PM

My nut allergy

Eddie Geller for Congress Have I told you about my nut allergy? Almonds, pecans, walnuts, and hazelnuts are no-can-do for me. Cashews are magically okay, and peanuts are fine because they are legumes(!). I’m also allergic to fish, despite the fact that my mom used to regularly make me tuna sandwic…
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 16, 2021 at 3:41 PM

Eddie Geller vs Fundraising Reality

Eddie Geller for Congress Don’t tell Eddie, but we’re reaching out about a pickle he’s put us in. Look, Eddie is a good guy. Heart of gold. Incisive wit and content creator extraordinaire. Passionate about the issues. Ideal next Congressman for Florida’s 15th District. You get it! …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 13, 2021 at 11:21 PM

POP QUIZ: What does fiscal responsibility *really* look like in America?

Eddie Geller for Congress Your dad’s Grand Old Party told us that responsibility means saving dollars; irresponsibility means spending dollars. Two opposing concepts, easy to remember, and even easier to ram into your voters heads over and over and over again — despite it being patently false. …
  Eddie Geller · [email protected]
September 11, 2021 at 1:02 PM

Progressive millennial seeks your support to flip a Florida House seat blue

Eddie Geller for Congress I’m Eddie Geller, and I’m running to flip a Republican seat here in my home state of Florida. I’ve worn many hats — worked with MoveOn.org, the Democratic National Committee, Priorities USA, and with former Labor Secretary, Robert Reich — but here’s something you might no…