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July 6, 2022 at 9:16 PM

Stop Asking Me When My Son Is Going To Cut His Hair

Mind your own business!    Jul 06, 2022    NO OPINIONS NEEDED Stop Asking Me When My Son Is Going To Cut His Hair   Today, Katie Bingham-Smith has a message for the people who won’t stop sharing their opinions about her sons’ long hair: buzz off. She writes: “It baffles me how people approach the …

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July 5, 2022 at 9:18 PM

14 After-School Snacks You Can Pull Together ASAP

This one’s a lifesaver.   Jul 05, 2022    YUM 14 After-School Snacks You Can Pull Together ASAP   Today at Scary Mommy, we’re talking about feeding our kids. Specifically: what are we supposed to feed these kids? We’ve all seen how quickly hunger can turn to hanger, but there’s only so many times …

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July 4, 2022 at 9:16 PM

I’m So Sick Of Overthinking Text Messages — And Everything Else

Here’s what I’m telling myself now.   Jul 04, 2022    NOT AGAIN I’m So Sick Of Overthinking Text Messages — And Everything Else   Maybe this sounds familiar: Samm Burnham Davidson finds it way too easy to get sucked into obsessing over text messages and other interactions, worrying about what the …

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July 1, 2022 at 9:12 PM

Don’t Pack Your Beach Bag Without These Books!

Time to kick back.   Jul 01, 2022    CREATIVE TRAVEL Don’t Pack Your Beach Bag Without These Books!   Today we’ve got a special edition of the newsletter, dedicated to one of my favorite topics: beach reads. Or pool reads, or backyard lounge-chair reads – whatever your specific setting, here’s wha…

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June 30, 2022 at 9:12 PM

I Was Not Prepared For Stinky Pits This Early

Phew.    Jun 30, 2022    SOMEONE REALLY STINKS I Was Not Prepared For Stinky Pits This Early   It hit CJ Kelsey one day where that funky smell she’d been noticing was coming from: her nine-year-old son. It freaked her out! “The internet also eased some of my fears, but it all just seemed so fast —…

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June 29, 2022 at 9:16 PM

It’s Only June And I’m Already Over Summer

Anybody else?   Jun 29, 2022    SUMMER STRUGGLE It’s Only June And I’m Already Over Summer   Ah, summer. Glorious summer. Unless you’re a parent, in which case summer very likely involves lots of frustration, scheduling chaos, fights about screen time, and whining. Plus your thighs stick to the ho…

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June 29, 2022 at 6:07 PM

Your Answer For “Mom, I’m Bored!” (No Screens Involved!)

Your Answer For “Mom, I’m Bored!” (No Screens Involved!)   Jun 29, 2022    in partnership with Hasbro Classic Hasbro Are The Perfect Antidote To Summertime Boredom   For the most part, moms love summer — no after-school activities to chauffeur or permission slips to sign or mystery goo to scrape f…

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June 28, 2022 at 9:11 PM

That Time My Five-Year-Old Pooped In The Pool At A Party

It happens   Jun 28, 2022    NOOOOOO That Time My Five-Year-Old Pooped In The Pool At A Party   One of the proudest moments of my life as a parent was the time I realized my kid was about to poop in the public pool and I whisked her to the bathroom just in time – and it also gave me new sympathy f…

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June 27, 2022 at 9:16 PM

I Never Went To The Bathroom Alone — And Ended Up In The Hospital

You really do need time to yourself.   Jun 27, 2022    OH NO I Never Went To The Bathroom Alone — And Ended Up In The Hospital   When Sara Pam Neufeld found herself in excruciating abdominal pain, she was convinced she knew what it was: “I was so certain it was appendicitis that I debated with a n…

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June 27, 2022 at 7:14 PM

In Case You Missed It Moms Took Over The White House

See What's New From Live.Work.Thrive.    IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:    The White House Knows Moms Get It Done. So They Invited Them In For a Briefing.    On June 16th, Scary Mommy collaborated with the White House on the first-ever parent briefing with a focus on the formula crisis and vaccines for k…

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June 24, 2022 at 5:28 PM

Parents Will Pay A Heavy Price For the End Of Roe

This decision is brutal for parents.   Jun 24, 2022    WOMEN'S RIGHTS Parents Will Pay A Heavy Price For the End Of Roe   Today, the Supreme Court ruled that Americans do not have constitutional right to abortion, effectively overturning Roe v. Wade. To be clear, a majority of Americans support th…

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June 23, 2022 at 9:17 PM

The Pandemic Has Totally Changed Our Sex Lives

But it’s not simple, either.   Jun 23, 2022    YUP The Pandemic Has Totally Changed Our Sex Lives   Let’s just jump right in today: What did the pandemic do to your sex life? To everybody’s sex life, particularly parents? Today Kim Brooks – author of Small Animals: Parenthood in the Age of Fear – …

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June 22, 2022 at 9:23 PM

Iliza Shlesinger Hates Mom-Shamers As Much As You Do

Get outta here, mom-shamers.    Jun 22, 2022    ONE FUNNY MOMMY Iliza Shlesinger Hates Mom-Shamers As Much As You Do   Today’s a big day around here, with the launch of our second-ever issue. This one is dedicated to relationships of all kinds, from the one with your spouse to the one with your mo…

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June 21, 2022 at 9:13 PM

I Became a Grandmother Before My Mother

A quirk of fate!    Jun 21, 2022    ???? I Became a Grandmother Before My Mother   Here’s a bit of a riddle for you: Melissa A. Kay writes today about her unusual experience of becoming a grandmother before her own mother did. This caught her by surprise, bigtime: “Not that people can’t be grandpa…

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June 20, 2022 at 9:16 PM

The Sleep Training Trick That Worked On My Spouse

Those parenting books really are useful.   Jun 20, 2022    ONE WEIRD TRICK The Sleep Training Trick That Worked On My Spouse   “Since having my first child, I’ve never felt closer to my husband. I’ve also never felt closer to plotting his murder. These are the dichotomies of new parenthood,” write…

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June 17, 2022 at 9:12 PM

I Dare You To Use The Bathroom Like A Dad

Do it!    Jun 17, 2022    ME FIRST I Dare You To Use The Bathroom Like A Dad   It’s all too easy to start putting yourself last as a mom – finishing the morning rush without so much as a five-minute break to pee, going hungry while sorting out some sort of squabble between your kids. Well, today, …

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June 16, 2022 at 9:12 PM

Dear Hubby, I Know I Complain A Lot But I Still Love You

Here’s to you, dad.   Jun 16, 2022    IN THE TRENCHES Dear Hubby, I Know I Complain A Lot But I Still Love You   Father’s Day is nearly upon us, and today, Samm Burnham Davidson is thanking her husband for everything he does. Well, with some caveats: “Sometimes I can be a little bitter. The endles…

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June 15, 2022 at 9:12 PM

I Was Prepared For Postpartum Depression. I Wasn't Ready For The Rage.

Mom rage is real.   Jun 15, 2022    PPD I Was Prepared For Postpartum Depression. I Wasn't Ready For The Rage.   Sometimes I think about the questionnaire at my six-week postpartum checkup to screen for PPD. I appreciated the check-in, but at the same time, I wanted to laugh at how clearly I could…

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June 14, 2022 at 9:16 PM

I Don’t Want To Share My Boys With Anybody

Nobody!!!   Jun 14, 2022    NOT READY I Don’t Want To Share My Boys With Anybody   Today Samm Burnham Davidson is grappling with one of the harder realities of parenting: one day, they’ll go off and leave you, and you won’t be their first phone call anymore. The best friends, the first loves, the …

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June 13, 2022 at 9:11 PM

I Steal “Me” Time In Tiny Moments And Yes, That Counts

It makes a difference.   Jun 13, 2022    self-care I Steal “Me” Time In Tiny Moments And Yes, That Counts   TikTok and Instagram are awash with moms’ odes to wandering around big-box stores with an iced coffee, looking for nothing in particular. What gives? It’s very simple, says Katie Bingham-Smi…

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June 10, 2022 at 9:17 PM

To All the Moms I've Judged Before

We've ALL been that sanctimommy.   Jun 10, 2022    You deserve grace To All the Moms I've Judged Before   Let’s get real for a minute: We’ve all had those ugly moments of sitting in judgment over other moms, just like we’ve all been the object of somebody else’s stares. Today, Jewel Nunez has a li…

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June 9, 2022 at 9:16 PM

To Those Who Pitied Me For My Third Son

Wild how many opinions people have!    Jun 9, 2022    ALL BOYS To Those Who Pitied Me For My Third Son   After a few days chilling in a hotel room blissfully alone – cannot recommend solitude and canned gin-and-tonics and Love Island highly enough – I’m back and ready to dive in. First up: It’s am…

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June 8, 2022 at 9:16 PM

Yes, Vag Ants Are A Thing

Got your attention?   Jun 08, 2022    Phew What Makes Living In Finland So Great Makes Daily Life Kinda Annoying   It’s easy to hate on America, what with our addiction to guns and our inability to help save our planet, but I love this piece by an American mom living in Finland (with her Finnish h…

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June 8, 2022 at 2:08 AM

Gifts As Funny As Dad (Thinks He Is)

We found the perfect Father's Day gifts.   Jun 07, 2022    Gifts As Funny As Dad (Thinks He Is)   This Father’s Day, give him a laugh and a little recognition with gear curated for dads, by dads. Father figures come in many forms, and we’re on board for celebrating the people who step up. Whether h…

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June 7, 2022 at 9:21 PM

None of My Kids Have Any Chill and I'm Tired

Who else can relate?    Jun 07, 2022    ZERO-CHILL None of My Kids Have Any Chill and I'm Tired   I really love this piece by Samm Burnham Davidson about how her family is basically a walking, talking circus. Her kids, she says, “have no chill” and the resulting chaos makes her tired. I mean, girl…

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June 6, 2022 at 9:16 PM

3rd Grade Changes Everything

Why is this happening?   Jun 06, 2022    no thanks 3rd Grade Changes Everything   As Kelly mentioned last week, I’m Kate, the Editor-in-Chief here at Scary Mommy, and I’ll be taking over the newsletter for the new few days while Kelly is off enjoying some much-deserved R&R. Let’s dive in, shal…

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June 6, 2022 at 8:19 PM

RSVP NOW: How To Talk To Your Kids About Gender Identity And Sexuality

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June 3, 2022 at 9:23 PM

So Apparently I'm A MILF

The more you know!   Jun 03, 2022    DATING So Apparently I'm A MILF   After a decade of marriage, Meg Raby split with her husband and dove back into the dating pool as a single mom. Today, she’s talking about what she’s learned in the meantime about the dating scene in 2022 and about herself. For…

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June 2, 2022 at 9:32 PM

That Time I Milked Myself In An Airplane Bathroom

Sometimes you have to get creative.    Jun 02, 2022    oh brother Nobody Told Me Motherhood Was Going To Be Milking Myself In An Airplane Bathroom   It’s a motherhood rite of passage: Macgyvering some uncomfortable task in a tiny, dirty bathroom. Maybe you had to change a blowout – or maybe it was…

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June 1, 2022 at 9:11 PM

My Ex MIL Taught Me All The Ways Not To Be A Good MIL

Thanks a lot!   Jun 01, 2022    FAMILY My Ex MIL Taught Me All The Ways Not To Be A Good MIL   Sometimes you can learn as much from a bad role model as a good one. Today Diana Park lays out all the valuable lessons she picked up from interacting with her former mother-in-law, despite the fact that…

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May 31, 2022 at 9:12 PM

What I Wish I Had Known Before Trying For A Fourth Kid

It’s not the same as three!   May 31, 2022    IT'S A CIRCUS What I Wish I Had Known Before Trying For A Fourth Kid   Before she had her fourth child, Samm Burnham Davidson did a lot of asking around, trying to suss out what it would mean for her family. And while she wouldn’t change a single thing…

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May 31, 2022 at 3:43 PM

YOU’RE INVITED: How To Talk To Your Kids About Gender Identity And Sexuality

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May 30, 2022 at 9:12 PM

Looking For The Ideal Age To Travel With Your Kids? LOL

Don’t hold out for perfect.   May 30, 2022    KEEP DREAMING Looking For The Ideal Age To Travel With Your Kids? LOL   Today is Memorial Day, which means it’s officially summer, the season of family travel plans. Which — as we all know — becomes extremely complicated once you have kids. You’re alwa…

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May 27, 2022 at 9:42 PM

The Scary Mommy Guide To Streaming For Memorial Day Weekend

For you AND the kids.   May 27, 2022    10 Shows Just As Steamy As Bridgerton   We’re headed into a long weekend, and you know what that means: more time to park your butt on the couch and relax in front of the television. Let’s start with some steamy options to follow Bridgerton. Or maybe you’re m…

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May 27, 2022 at 9:30 PM

The Scary Mommy Guide To Streaming For Memorial Day Weekend

For you AND the kids.   May 27, 2022    10 Shows Just As Steamy As Bridgerton   We’re headed into a long weekend, and you know what that means: more time to park your butt on the couch and relax in front of the television. Let’s start with some steamy options to follow Bridgerton. Or maybe you’re m…

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May 27, 2022 at 9:18 PM

The Scary Mommy Guide To Streaming For Memorial Day Weekend

For you AND the kids.   May 27, 2022    10 Shows Just As Steamy As Bridgerton   We’re headed into a long weekend, and you know what that means: more time to park your butt on the couch and relax in front of the television. Let’s start with some steamy options to follow Bridgerton. Or maybe you’re m…

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May 26, 2022 at 9:23 PM

Here’s The Ugly Truth About Pooping After Four Kids

Time for some very, very real talk.   May 26, 2022    Here’s The Ugly Truth About Pooping After Four Kids   Are you ready to get extremely real? Well, today we’ve got an anonymous mom talking about the current state of her pelvic floor: “Here I am, sitting on the porcelain throne after pushing out …

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May 25, 2022 at 9:23 PM

Another Awful, Violent Day In America

19 kids and 2 teachers are dead.   May 25, 2022    Shooting At Texas Elementary School Leaves 19 Students And 2 Teachers Dead   It’s a heavy day. It’s the second anniversary of George Floyd’s death at the hands of Derek Chauvin; it’s the day after yet another horrific school shooting, which came ha…

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May 24, 2022 at 9:16 PM

I'm So Sick Of A Mom's Work Being Invisible

Down with “supermom.”   May 24, 2022    I'm So Sick Of A Mom's Work Being Invisible   Kaitlin Soule has been thinking lately about the term “supermom” – and why it totally rubs her the wrong way. It’s simple, really: “What I’ve come to recognize, both from my own experience as a mom to three and fr…

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May 24, 2022 at 4:17 PM

We Need A Better Word Than “Pride” To Express How We Feel About Our Grads

in partnership with Party City   May 24, 2022    in partnership with Party City If Ever There Was An Occasion For An Over-The-Top Celebration, It’s Your Kid’s Graduation   We get misty-eyed just thinking about it — our pride for our 2022 graduate isn’t quantifiable. It’s been a difficult few years…

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May 23, 2022 at 9:16 PM

I Nearly Murdered My Husband For Not Organizing His Water Bottles

Dude. Why.   May 23, 2022    I Nearly Murdered My Husband For Not Organizing His Water Bottles   Sometimes, household harmony is about the little things, like not opening a cabinet and being pelted with falling water bottles. Nora Nguyen found herself much happier when her husband actually straight…

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May 20, 2022 at 9:16 PM

Please, Please Be Careful How You Talk About Mental Health

It matters.   May 20, 2022    Please, Please Be Careful How You Talk About Mental Health   May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and today I just wanted to take a moment to spotlight some Scary Mommy pieces on the topic and give you a little food for thought. First up, today, we’ve got a Natasha Mc…

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May 19, 2022 at 9:20 PM

I Clean So I Don’t Freak Out.

My anxiety keeps me cleaning… always.   May 19, 2022    I Can’t Let The House Get Messy Because Of My Anxiety   “I am often asked: ‘How the hell is your house so clean with four little kids?’” writes Samm Burnham Davidson. But she’s actually embarrassed by comments on the pristine state of her home…

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May 18, 2022 at 9:16 PM

I Completely Lost My Libido Post-Kids

Sometimes, it just takes time.   May 18, 2022    I Completely Lost My Libido Post-Kids   Today Diana Park is tackling a topic that will be sadly familiar to a lot of moms: the fact that for a lot of us, it takes a while for your libido to rebound after having kids. “I did try as best as I could to …

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May 17, 2022 at 9:15 PM

My Teen Mom Is Now My Best Friend

She is my first choice for any girls-night-out activity.   May 17, 2022    My Teen Mom Is Now My Best Friend   “Her whole life was a string of perfect, fall-in-line, type-A decisions. She was prom queen, best smile, most likely to succeed. And then, she got pregnant with me.” That’s how Samm Burnha…

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May 16, 2022 at 9:15 PM

I Quit Nagging In The Mornings And It Changed Everything

It’s a whole new day.   May 16, 2022    I Quit Nagging In The Mornings And It Changed Everything   Sara Pam Neufeld tried so many things to get her kids out of the house on time in the mornings: “Bribery. Taking away spending money. Taking away screen time. Taking away dessert. (I know, you shouldn…

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May 16, 2022 at 3:08 PM

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Where Did All The Happy Kids Go?

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May 13, 2022 at 9:15 PM

16 Month Olds Are My Kryptonite

WHY is this stage so hard?    May 13, 2022    16 Month Olds Are My Kryptonite   What was the hardest stage of parenting for you? (Three. It was definitely three for me. So far, anyway.) Today, Samm Burnham Davidson is reflecting on the toughest chapter for her, which she’s in with her youngest daug…

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May 12, 2022 at 9:22 PM

As A Bisexual Mom, I Want My Daughter To Grow Up Without Shame

Here’s how I’m making that happen.   May 12, 2022    As A Bisexual Mom, I Want My Daughter To Grow Up Without Shame Or Fear   We all want so much for our kids; today, Erin Hug writes about how she wants to create a wholly different, much more accepting world for her daughter than the one in which s…

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May 11, 2022 at 9:15 PM

I'm Glad My Daughter Got Caught Shoplifting

It was awful, but the lesson was important.   May 11, 2022    I'm Glad My Daughter Got Caught Shoplifting   Today we have a piece by Diana Park about one of those calls that you dread. She was sitting on her deck, enjoying the weather, when her phone rang: her daughter had been caught on camera, sh…

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