From Scary Mommy <[email protected]>
Subject I Nearly Murdered My Husband For Not Organizing His Water Bottles
Date May 23, 2022 9:16 PM
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Scary Mommy
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May 23, 2022

 

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I Nearly Murdered My Husband For Not Organizing His Water Bottles
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Sometimes, household harmony is about the little things, like not opening a
cabinet and being pelted with falling water bottles. Nora Nguyen found herself
much happier when her husband actually straightened up his ridiculous collection
of them, thanks to a simple purchase on Amazon: “When he presented that neatly
organized water bottle cabinet to me, I nearly wept. I wanted to seduce my
husband right there on the floor, underneath the water bottles.” 

And so, in that spirit, she offers up a non-exhaustive list of the mid-range
purchases that have saved her marriage. Got any good ones? Let me know at
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