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Jun 02, 2022
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Nobody Told Me Motherhood Was Going To Be Milking Myself In An Airplane Bathroom
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It’s a motherhood rite of passage: Macgyvering some uncomfortable task in a
tiny, dirty bathroom. Maybe you had to change a blowout – or maybe it was a
pumping emergency. Oh, the places moms have pumped.
That’s where Caroline Modarressy-Tehrani recently found herself. She writes:
“‘How accurately can I milk myself into this airplane bathroom sink?’ is not a
question I thought I would be asking myself…ever. But 32,000 feet over the
Atlantic Ocean, there I was, head-cocked over my boob with nipple in hand,
trying to figure out the best way to angle my teat-stream into the miniature
basin, like a modern-day Pythagoras, with tits.” It’s absolutely hysterical –
and it’ll make you think, too.
— Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor
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stages I Was A Crummy Parent Of Toddlers
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You’re not going to love and excel at parenting in every stage of your kids’
lives – and that’s perfectly OK. Read more
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hero Amerie Jo Garza, Killed In Uvalde Shooting, Receives Posthumous Award From
Girl Scouts
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The 10-year-old was awarded the bronze medal "for saving or attempting to save
a life at the risk of the Girl Scout’s own life." Read more
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opening up Sam Asghari Opens Up About Britney Spears' Miscarriage: 'We're
Positive About It'
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“Nothing in the world that can take me off that path,” Asghari added of
fatherhood. Read more
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LOL, You Thought The Terrible Twos Were Bad
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Everyone warns you about the “terrible 2s”; everyone warns you about the teenage
years. Why don’t they warn you about tweens? That’s what Natasha McKee wants to
know, as she goes in circles with her daughter over the division of
responsibilities on laundry day. But she reminds herself that testing boundaries
is part of the deal: “It’s going to happen whether you want it to or not.”
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My Period Pain Was Not ‘Normal’
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How To Avoid & Treat Prenatal Sunburn
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Your Kid’s Birthday Party Does Not Need to Be Fancy or Expensive
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