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  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 18, 2022 at 11:24 PM

What A Day: Can't bind a Fetterman

What A Day: Can't bind a Fetterman The GOP: It’s a worker’s party now! Wednesday, May 18, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sandy Smith, North Carolina GOP House nominee, crushing…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 17, 2022 at 11:57 PM

What A Day: Oz célèbre?

What A Day: Oz célèbre? Not since George W. Bush invaded Iraq... Tuesday, May 17, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, describing Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
May 16, 2022 at 11:29 PM

How could the SCOTUS decision transform the midterms?

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  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 16, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: New Elise on lies

What A Day: New Elise on lies ...just like his wife Ginni. Monday, May 16, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elise Stefanik spokesman, lying about calling her opponents pedophiles…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 13, 2022 at 11:15 PM

What A Day: All Elon the botch-tower

What A Day: All Elon the botch-tower A real Fascists Triangle. Friday, May 13, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, very convincing genius T…
  Nick (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 12, 2022 at 11:52 PM

What A Day: More like SLAY-TO

What A Day: More like SLAY-TO Not all heroes wear shoes. Thursday, May 12, 2022 BY NICK TURNER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madonna, obviously A tectonic geopolitica…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 12, 2022 at 12:03 AM

What A Day: The maiming of the shrewd

What A Day: The maiming of the shrewd No word on whether the sidewalk chalk was sentient. Wednesday, May 11, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elise Stefanik, high-dignity person …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 10, 2022 at 11:42 PM

What A Day: Protest protest too much

What A Day: Protest protest too much Almost like there’s some lesson here. Tuesday, May 10, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE), the man with dinner plans …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 9, 2022 at 11:53 PM

What A Day: Clar' and present danger

What A Day: Clar' and present danger Somehow he wasn’t referring to his insurrectionist wife Ginni. Monday, May 9, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mayor Eric Adams, justifying t…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 6, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: The backhand of Oz

What A Day: The backhand of Oz Some stupid judge. Friday, May 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ginni Thomas, normal Supreme Court spouse Russia’…
  Jocelyn (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 5, 2022 at 11:47 PM

What A Day: More like Elon Busks

What A Day: More like Elon Busks Good luck figuring that one out, codebreakers! Thursday, May 5, 2022 BY JOCELYN COFFMAN & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, choice-of-words person …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 5, 2022 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: Rubbing Laxalt in the wound

What A Day: Rubbing Laxalt in the wound The most secretly recorded man in the world... Wednesday, May 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -JD Vance, pride of the Ohio GOP …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 3, 2022 at 11:17 PM

What A Day: Sam hill to die on

What A Day: Sam hill to die on Something, something Ginni Thomas? Tuesday, May 3, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Manchin, confused about what "democracy" means …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
May 3, 2022 at 9:11 PM

Update: Strict Scrutiny's Prof. Leah Litman joins us to talk SCOTUS, Roe, and what's next

We planned an event to talk about the 2022 midterm map. But then… things changed.  First, we want to acknowledge what a grave and scary moment this is. On Monday, a Supreme Court draft opinion, written by Justice Samuel Alito, was leaked t…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 3, 2022 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Ronny on the spot

What A Day: Ronny on the spot Vladimir Putin et al are super P.O.’d. Monday, May 2, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Candace Owens, mistaking J.K. Rowling for George Orwell …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 29, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: The Bennie-Hill show

What A Day: The Bennie-Hill show Strategic fetal positioning. Friday, April 29, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Maria Bartiromo, coaching Mark Meadows on coaching Trump on coup-…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
April 29, 2022 at 3:02 AM

How do you know your work on the midterms will make a difference?

It’s a weird year. (Ok, it’s a weird decade.) We’ve all got a lot going on, and a lot of emotions, not least about the midterms.  We’ve heard a lot of anxiety, despair, and fear surrounding the midterms. We get it. There’s a …
  Kate (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 29, 2022 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: The Lindells vs the Machines

What A Day: The Lindells vs the Machines It’s like Eisenhower said... Thursday, April 28, 2022 BY KATE DOYLE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Roger Stone, right before getting suspended from Twitter a…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 28, 2022 at 12:04 AM

What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz

What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz The butt side of cows will presumably remain unmasked. Wednesday, April 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, explaining why he told h…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 26, 2022 at 11:40 PM

What A Day: Like Cawth to shame

What A Day: Like Cawth to shame (no relation) Tuesday, April 26, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, Jr., cracking the case wide open We…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 25, 2022 at 11:28 PM

What A Day: Playing the Elon game

What A Day: Playing the Elon game Seems like a bad omen for the future. Monday, April 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI), still dumb …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 22, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Smarmy-McCarthy hearings

What A Day: Smarmy-McCarthy hearings Heckuva job Senator Coons! Friday, April 22, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on his coup caucus …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 22, 2022 at 12:13 AM

What A Day: Beg, borrow, or Thiel

What A Day: Beg, borrow, or Thiel “Not my boats!” Thursday, April 21, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nebraska GOP gubernatorial candidate Charles Herbster, whose defense against…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 20, 2022 at 11:54 PM

What A Day: Paxlovid America-no

What A Day: Paxlovid America-no A chicken in every pot and a bottle in every medicine cabinet. Wednesday, April 20, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), America…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 19, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: Paths of East resistance

What A Day: Paths of East resistance Sounds pretty bad! Tuesday, April 19, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) on getting "crushed" by Trump in a GOP prim…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 18, 2022 at 11:38 PM

What A Day: Great balls on fire

What A Day: Great balls on fire Whatever floats their scrote, I guess. Monday, April 18, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Christian America's favorite former president honoring t…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
April 18, 2022 at 3:47 PM

The 2022 map

It’s only April and this year has been…a lot. To be honest, our team at VSA hasn’t fully recovered from 2020, and the thought of the 2022 midterms is pretty daunting! With the House, Senate, and so many important state-level …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 15, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Lee Roy gankins

What A Day: Lee Roy gankins Very earnestly trying to find the guy who did this. Friday, April 15, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky, on pleading with allies for…
  Jocelyn (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 15, 2022 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Baltic in their court

What A Day: Baltic in their court Jon Favreau of the Dark Universe. Thursday, April 14, 2022 BY JOCELYN COFFMAN & CROOKED MEDIA  -State Sen. Frank S. Higley (R-TN) with an inspiring his…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 14, 2022 at 12:06 AM

What A Day: The McKins and outs

What A Day: The McKins and outs 800th time's the charm! Wednesday, April 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elaine Chao on the McConnell Morning Routine in December 2020 …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 12, 2022 at 11:34 PM

What A Day: Right on Q

What A Day: Right on Q Real brayn geanious stuff here... Tuesday, April 12, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marsha Blackburn, declaring a war of words against...Alabama? …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 12, 2022 at 12:14 AM

What A Day: Kush-ing their luck

What A Day: Kush-ing their luck Check your Motorola Razr notifications.  Monday, April 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on his endorsement of Dr. Oz in the Penn…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 8, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: From Don to Mark

What A Day: From Don to Mark ...is, in another sense, biblically correct. Friday, April 8, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Devin Nunes, on Donald Trump’s scam app, Truth Social,…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 7, 2022 at 11:59 PM

What A Day: What Gos around comes around

What A Day: What Gos around comes around A win for guys who wear gym shorts everywhere. Thursday, April 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -DNC Chair Jamie Harrison, accurately, o…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 6, 2022 at 11:25 PM

What A Day: Adam and Ivanka

What A Day: Adam and Ivanka America’s worst export. Wednesday, April 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -State Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH), author of Ohio’s Don’t Say Gay LGBT-haras…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 6, 2022 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Musk still con

What A Day: Musk still con Speaking of using Twitter to mislead people... Tuesday, April 5, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Barack Obama, clownin' on POTUS at the White House …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 4, 2022 at 11:50 PM

What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox

What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox You know why. Monday, April 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, language and biology master …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
April 4, 2022 at 10:58 PM

Fwd: Your First Assignment

Hey! If you’re not sure what this whole “Midterm Madness” thing is about and haven’t gotten around to signing up yet, don’t worry. There’s a lot going on and we wanted to give you a chance to see the types of actions we’ll be sharing as th…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
April 1, 2022 at 1:45 PM

A message from VSA’s Head Coach

Team. As you know, 22 is going to be our biggest challenge yet. The outcome of this year’s elections at every level — from school board to Senate — will determine whether progressive priorities, and maybe even American democr…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 1, 2022 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Cure for what oils ya

What A Day: Cure for what oils ya Here's hoping there's a Revenge.jpeg.  Thursday, March 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, on the orgy-silencing efforts of..…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 31, 2022 at 12:11 AM

What A Day: Clar and present danger

What A Day: Clar and present danger Nobody can stop you from picturing the cowboy hat. Wednesday, March 30, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump's new lawyer, on his hig…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 30, 2022 at 12:38 AM

What A Day: Mr. Burners

What A Day: Mr. Burners The unchecked flood of disinformation has its perks. Tuesday, March 29, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, in a lengthy formal statement about…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
March 29, 2022 at 4:00 AM

Are you ready for Midterm Madness?

Be the first to sign up  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 29, 2022 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Cruz Clues

What A Day: Cruz Clues A glimpse of the ancient robot dogs of Pompeii. Monday, March 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Wallace, on why he left Fox News in the year of ou…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 25, 2022 at 11:47 PM

What A Day: Hard Zel

What A Day: Hard Zel Its stunning military failures were part of the plan all along. Friday, March 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Vlad Putin, Fox News viewer, apparently …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 25, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Thomas the crank engine

What A Day: Thomas the crank engine Glass half full (of invisible plastic particles)! Thursday, March 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tulsi Gabbard on her low Instagram view…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 24, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: If Brooks could kill

What A Day: If Brooks could kill A reminder that life is a GIF.  Wednesday, March 23, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Thom Thillis, on  Republicans' SCOTUS confirmation hearing …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 23, 2022 at 12:23 AM

What A Day: Ted man squawking

What A Day: Ted man squawking An app somehow not called the Grudge Report.  Tuesday, March 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz, to the airline staff who supposedly wors…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 22, 2022 at 12:31 AM

What A Day: Cruddy Hawley

What A Day: Cruddy Hawley A dark future of private paternity results. Monday, March 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz pluggin' his pod during a SCOTUS confirmation he…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 19, 2022 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely

What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely Pour out a shot of horse goop for Joe Rogan. Friday, March 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov, praising Putin…