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August 5, 2021 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Zero Clark Thirty

What A Day: Zero Clark Thirty A real Catch-COVID-22. Wednesday, August 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ),  As kids start …

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August 3, 2021 at 11:53 PM

What A Day: Cuom Alone II

What A Day: Cuom Alone II Lost in New York Tuesday, August 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The Maricopa County Board telling Karen Fann to grow the fuck up …

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August 3, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: Houseboat of cards

What A Day: Houseboat of cards No Twitter for Old Men Monday, August 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), having a normal response to Delta variant stress …

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July 30, 2021 at 9:02 PM

What A Day: Here comes 'Santis laws

What A Day: Here comes 'Santis laws America's Favorite Senator does it again! Friday, July 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elise Stefanik, moron …

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July 30, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: The Aug of war

What A Day: The Aug of war Back to the ol' jetpack office. Thursday, July 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy short-circuiting while trying to take down Nancy Pelosi …

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July 29, 2021 at 12:56 AM

What A Day: Passing the BIF test

What A Day: Passing the BIF test Let us reward him with a nicely-wrapped subpoena. Wednesday, July 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sean Casten celebrating Hot FERC Summer on the House …

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July 28, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: Whistle stop boor

What A Day: Whistle stop boor A perfect warm summer night for an Ice Cream Task Force. Tuesday, July 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A MAGA reporter on Liberal Censorship at a pro-insu…

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July 27, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Next of Kinz

What A Day: Next of Kinz We do not pretend to know what is happening in Atlanta. Monday, July 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Peter Doocy, who will freak when he finds out he works for…

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July 23, 2021 at 8:32 PM

What A Day: Ivey seen enough

What A Day: Ivey seen enough Take it to Telegram, you green-thumbed sickos. Friday, July 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -A relatable Senate staffer on the state of the …

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July 23, 2021 at 12:17 AM

What A Day: Bretter late than never

What A Day: Bretter late than never On the bothsides of history. Thursday, July 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ronny Jackson, months after every single Democrat said they were vaxxed …

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July 22, 2021 at 12:36 AM

What A Day: Slimmed Jims

What A Day: Slimmed Jims Maybe they'll vote her out with a curtsy? Wednesday, July 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, taking the Poster's Pledge …

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July 21, 2021 at 12:31 AM

What A Day: Worst man in space

What A Day: Worst man in space Tom Brady, welcome to the resistance.  Tuesday, July 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jeff Bezos thanking the Amazon Community for his phallic joyride to …

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July 20, 2021 at 12:59 AM

What A Day: Bill Cassidy and the Unvaxxed Kids

What A Day: Bill Cassidy and the Unvaxxed Kids A two-for-one alternate reality subscription package! Monday, July 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on a hypothetical zombie…

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July 16, 2021 at 9:25 PM

What A Day: Back that AZ up

What A Day: Back that AZ up (Somberly) Hell yeah. Friday, July 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ivanka Trump on January 6, if you're in a credulous mood …

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July 16, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: Out-of-Joint Chiefs

What A Day: Out-of-Joint Chiefs Let the Big Man on Bench enjoy his senior year! Thursday, July 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, garbage-star-maker and poet  …

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July 15, 2021 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: Extending the Olivia branch

What A Day: Extending the Olivia branch Sour to the people. Wednesday, July 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anthony Fauci, on White House Vaccine Influencer Olivia Rodrigo …

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July 14, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Exception improves the rule

What A Day: Exception improves the rule Get in the carveout, loser, we're going legislating. Tuesday, July 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Terry McAuliffe baiting Donald Trump into the…

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July 13, 2021 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: Don't suppress with Texas

What A Day: Don't suppress with Texas The Kraken is...crying? Monday, July 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on the growth he's experienced through two impeachments …

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July 9, 2021 at 9:34 PM

What A Day: A flail of two cities

What A Day: A flail of two cities Harnessing our nation's cringiest resource for good. Friday, July 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Stephen Miller, on taking office duri…

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July 9, 2021 at 12:15 AM

What A Day: Debt fraught American summer

What A Day: Debt fraught American summer Fingers crossed for a light jog? Thursday, July 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Juvenile, vaccination outreach czar …

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July 8, 2021 at 12:53 AM

What A Day: Whoever Delt it, dealt it

What A Day: Whoever Delt it, dealt it Eat our unequally distributed dust, Gilded Age. Wednesday, July 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump immediately grifting off of his frivol…

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July 7, 2021 at 12:32 AM

What A Day: Down the Babbitt hole

What A Day: Down the Babbitt hole Just the ocean inferno forecast, no funny business. Tuesday, July 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kristi Noem, under a photo taken in Obama's America …

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July 2, 2021 at 9:23 PM

What A Day: Can't GETTR no satisfaction

What A Day: Can't GETTR no satisfaction Marijuana, or, "the cheetah's herb." Friday, July 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -JD Vance, at the very moment his campaign sign …

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July 2, 2021 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Alito shop of horrors

What A Day: Alito shop of horrors Somebody flunked out of tax evasion school. Thursday, July 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Adam Kinziger, on Kevin McCarthy's threat to punish Jan. 6 p…

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July 1, 2021 at 12:55 AM

What A Day: Bleakness in Seattle

What A Day: Bleakness in Seattle The tip of the disappearing iceberg. Wednesday, June 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jon Tester on Lisa Murkowski, and also his wife …

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June 30, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: What Gosaround, comes around

What A Day: What Gosaround, comes around Just a couch that's trying its best. Tuesday, June 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Wisconsin state Sen. Chris Kapenga, adoring reply guy …

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June 29, 2021 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: In Khan we antitrust

What A Day: In Khan we antitrust The Tour de German Hiding Places Monday, June 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -AOC, on Marjorie Taylor Greene calling her a "little communist" …

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June 25, 2021 at 9:46 PM

What A Day: Wish upon a Gar

What A Day: Wish upon a Gar Big Pile of Cats for Mayor Friday, June 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gen. Mark Milley's most inspiring quote of the week …

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June 25, 2021 at 7:47 PM

“Are we f*cked yet?”

“Are we f*cked yet?” No. But here's what we need to do now. Given the name of our campaign to fight for essential democracy reform legislation, you may have asked yourself this week: “Are we fucked yet?” The short answer is no. …

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June 25, 2021 at 12:38 AM

What A Day: The dye is cast

What A Day: The dye is cast Condolences to the courtroom air freshener vendors. Thursday, June 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Andrew Giuliani, learning cinematography in a parking lot…

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June 24, 2021 at 3:59 PM

Join Lovett for a night of Pride!

Join Lovett for a night of Pride! You're invited to our Pride livestream @ 4pm PT COME ON OUT! Today, June 24 at 4PM PT Pride livestream raising money for the Trans Justice Fundin…

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June 24, 2021 at 12:41 AM

What A Day: Hill Milley Elegy

What A Day: Hill Milley Elegy Just try on the shirt, Stephen. Wednesday, June 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jill Biden, to Tennesseans booing Tennessee's vaccination rate …

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June 23, 2021 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Kyrsten dunce

What A Day: Kyrsten dunce Maybe doing nothing will fix everything? Monday, June 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, on whether anyone can change her mind about the filibust…

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June 22, 2021 at 12:41 AM

What A Day: Fil'd to the brim

What A Day: Fil'd to the brim Reject modernity (ransomware), embrace tradition (nut heists.) Monday, June 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Concerned Susan Collins, on Mitch McConnell,…

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June 17, 2021 at 11:46 PM

What A Day: Daunted Manchin

What A Day: Daunted Manchin A master class in governing. Thursday, June 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. (R-NE) Pete Ricketts trying to explain CRT, which he adamantly opposes …

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June 16, 2021 at 11:31 PM

What A Day: Putin on the Switz

What A Day: Putin on the Switz Do not restart the presses! Wednesday, June 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Pompeo, smoking out the true patriots …

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June 16, 2021 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: Pissed by a Rosen

What A Day: Pissed by a Rosen A breakthrough in the world of worm-warming. Tuesday, June 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, age 47, discovering that the Holocaust …

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June 15, 2021 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Three-diManchinal chess

What A Day: Three-diManchinal chess It’s a hefty piñata. Monday, June 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ron Johnson, on the peaceful visitors of January 6 …

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June 11, 2021 at 9:00 PM

What A Day: Merrick the reddish

What A Day: Merrick the reddish Circus performers, ballroom dancers, and other weird human types. Thursday, June 11, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ron Johnson, playing right-wing mad (WA…

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June 11, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Vlad to see you

What A Day: Vlad to see you AWKWARD! Thursday, June 10, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Don McGahn, on why he was sad Trump called him a "lying bastard." …

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June 10, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: End of an error

What A Day: End of an error [[Literal ‘this is fine’ meme.] Wednesday, June 9, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Vice President Kamala Harris, bringing the logic …

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June 9, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Full court mess

What A Day: Full court mess Some kind of slapping conspiracy. Tuesday, June 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Cher, at her most relatable Now tha…

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June 8, 2021 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Meet Joe hack

What A Day: Meet Joe hack No H.R. 1, thus...  Monday, June 7, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -CNN's Jake Tapper to Josh Hawley's top-notch flack A…

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June 4, 2021 at 9:30 PM

What A Day: Egg on Facebook

What A Day: Egg on Facebook Hero rat: 1, Stephen Breyer: 0 Friday, June 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Pence, on the man who sent a mob to murder him …

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June 4, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: The ghost of Kyrstmas past

What A Day: The ghost of Kyrstmas past Israeli Mike Pence, get to the bunker. Thursday, June 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The Trump quote proudly featured on George P. Bush's campaig…

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June 3, 2021 at 12:22 AM

What A Day: Bibi go byebye

What A Day: Bibi go byebye Netanya...who? Wednesday, June 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tony Fauci, in an evergreen April 2020 email Presiden…

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June 2, 2021 at 12:47 AM

What A Day: Win in a walkout

What A Day: Win in a walkout The Joe Biden Veganism Offensive has entered Phase II. Tuesday, June 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Texas State Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, with a simple a…

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May 28, 2021 at 9:03 PM

What A Day: Schmuck and coverup

What A Day: Schmuck and coverup Should've consulted GOP Whisperer Stephen Breyer. Friday, May 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Justice Stephen Breyer, Republican Party U…

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May 28, 2021 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Deep sixth'd

What A Day: Deep sixth'd Among the Karen-est claims in U.S. legal history. Thursday, May 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Trump adviser on the MAGA-fication of George P. Bush …

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May 27, 2021 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: The life zoonotic

What A Day: The life zoonotic Do better, sea snot.  Wednesday, May 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Hickenlooper, in a beautiful single-take S1 banjo serenade …

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