Condolences to the courtroom air freshener vendors.

Thursday, June 24, 2021
BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA


** -Andrew Giuliani ([link removed]) , learning cinematography in a parking lot
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President Biden announced on Thursday that he and a bipartisan group of senators had reached a deal on a narrow infrastructure package. But don’t break out the infrastructure champagne just yet! (We might still need it to prop up a bridge.)

* The bipartisan agreement includes $579 billion in new spending ([link removed]) for roads and highways, water infrastructure, and broadband, among other investments. It would not be paid for with new corporate taxes or a higher gas tax; instead, the pay-fors include enhanced IRS enforcement, repurposed pandemic relief funds, and public-private partnerships—a fundraising method that Democrats flatly rejected ([link removed]) during the Trump administration.

* Just 10 senators negotiated the deal—five from each party—and so far it doesn’t have enough support to pass. Progressive Democrats have repeatedly insisted ([link removed]) that they won’t support the skinny deal until all 50 Senate Democrats swear a blood oath to pass the rest of Biden’s priorities in a second reconciliation package. And while 11 Republicans backed the deal last week, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell ominously hasn’t yet taken a position on it ([link removed]) . “There's closer to 20 votes than 60 votes for the bipartisan proposal today,” Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) said Thursday ([link removed]) .

* The good news: Democratic leaders all promised that there’ll be no paltry physical infrastructure bill without an accompanying, thicc reconciliation package with funding for climate and child care initiatives. Biden pledged ([link removed]) , “If this is the only thing that comes to me, I’m not signing it. It’s in tandem.” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi folksily announced ([link removed]) that the House wouldn’t vote on the bipartisan bill until the Senate had passed a reconciliation bill: “There ain't gonna be no bipartisan bill, unless we have a reconciliation bill.”

The exhausting news: It all still comes down to Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV).

* Manchin said on Thursday that he’s open to some kind of reconciliation package ([link removed]) , and to unwinding some Trump tax cuts, but wasn’t sold on the $6 trillion price tag that Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) has floated. (He’s almost certainly not alone, and Sanders indicated ([link removed]) he’s open to negotiation.) Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) seems to be on the same page ([link removed]) . The trick will be making sure that the two of them can’t whittle the reconciliation bill down to a nub (or walk away from it) once the bipartisan bill has passed.

* There are a few ways this could end: 1) Progressives get the commitments they need to support the bipartisan bill and Democrats go on to pass bold climate provisions to great fanfare, 2) progressives trustingly vote for the bipartisan bill only to get screwed over by Manchinema down the line (and Biden sheepishly signs it into law anyway), 3) the bipartisan deal falls apart but moderates nevertheless agree to pass a big honkin’ reconciliation bill (haha), or 4) both bills crumble into dust and we all get to be extras in real-life Mad Max.



Democratic leaders have laid out a promising dual-track framework for passing the full scope of Biden’s original infrastructure proposals, and at least for the moment, both moderate and progressives Democrats seem prepared to start down both tracks. Biden will just need to make sure they all get to the end at the same time.
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In a devastating blow to whichever company supplies courtrooms with air freshener to cover up lawyer farts, a New York court has suspended Rudy Giuliani from practicing law ([link removed]) over his lies about the 2020 election results. The court held that Giuliani’s actions had “directly inflamed” the tensions that ultimately led to an insurrection: “The seriousness of respondent’s uncontroverted misconduct cannot be overstated. This country is being torn apart by continued attacks on the legitimacy of the 2020 election and of our current president, Joseph R. Biden.” Giuliani now faces disciplinary hearings which could ultimately result in his disbarment, and the decision could set off separate disciplinary hearings in Washington, DC, where he’s also licenced. A dramatic fall from grace for a man who once [DEL: held a press conference in a landscaping parking lot :DEL] [DEL: stuck his hands down his pants in a Borat
movie :DEL] [DEL: leaked soy sauce (?) from his head on live television :DEL] uh, was a mayor?
* Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House will form a select committee to investigate the January 6 insurrection ([link removed]) , but no word yet on who will lead it or whether Republicans will get to stack it with Jims Jordan.

* The Biden administration has extended the CDC’s eviction moratorium until July 31 ([link removed]) , and said it won’t extend it any further.

* A high-rise residential building in Surfside, FL, partially collapsed on Thursday ([link removed]) , killing at least one person and injuring at least 10 others. Nearly 100 people remained unaccounted for as of Thursday afternoon.

* The Cowessess First Nation found at least 751 unmarked graves ([link removed]) on the grounds of the Marieval Indian Residential School in Saskatchewan, the largest burial site found to date. Interior Secretary Deb Haaland announced a similar probe ([link removed]) into U.S. boarding schools earlier this week.

* Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) signed a bill on Tuesday that will require Florida schools to teach kids communism is evil ([link removed]) , as part of his noble fight against, let’s see here, “indoctrination.”

* A federal judge in Florida has blocked USDA debt relief payments to farmers of color ([link removed]) , the second judge to do so as white farmers argue that the program is racially discriminatory.

* Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Bill Cassidy (R-LA) have called for a hearing ([link removed]) into whether and how Medicare should cover a questionable new Alzheimer’s drug that costs $56,000 a year per patient, and which critics say never should have been approved ([link removed]) .

* Alright, well, here’s OAN host Pearson Sharp calling for the execution of tens of thousands of Americans over imaginary voter fraud ([link removed]) , to the delight of QAnon adherents.

* The Navy bombed the ocean to test out its new aircraft carrier ([link removed]) , and it appears our ocean-bombing capabilities are still up to snuff, at least.

Peter Thiel is among the billionaires who have been using the humble Roth IRA to shield billions of dollars from taxes ([link removed]) , according to leaked IRS data. Using stock deals unavailable to average people, Thiel has taken a retirement account worth less than $2,000 in 1999 and turned it into $5 billion—and as long as he waits to withdraw the money until age 59 and a half, he’ll never pay taxes on any of it. (At the end of 2018, the average Roth IRA was worth $39,108.) The wealthiest Americans have been using accounts intended to help the middle-class save up for retirement as tax shelters for a while now: Sen. Mitt Romney’s (R-UT) then-$102 million IRA ([link removed]) became a major liability for him during the 2012
election. But Republicans have stymied every proposal to close up that loophole in the tax code, and now here we are, with folks like Peter Thiel buying up Senate seats ([link removed]) instead of paying taxes. Pretty neat!
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Three moderate Democrats ([link removed]) backed filibuster reform on a private call on Wednesday, including Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ).

Senate Democrats ([link removed]) have introduced a bill that would guarantee equal pay for U.S. national team athletes.

The Biden administration ([link removed]) will relocate thousands of Afghan citizens who worked with American forces for their safety before U.S. troops withdraw from Afghanistan in September.

The Senate ([link removed]) has confirmed Candace Jackson-Akiwumi to serve on the Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit, making her the second Black woman to ever serve on that court.
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