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  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 11, 2022 at 12:38 AM

What A Day: It doesn't pass Musk-er

What A Day: It doesn't pass Musk-er MAGA-heads are ratcheting up threats of violence after the FBI raid, and state primaries show Trump's hold on the Republican Party continues. Wednesday, August 10, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CRO…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 10, 2022 at 12:56 AM

What A Day: The best raid plans

What A Day: The best raid plans Here's what we know about the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago, other than that Trump and his goons are boiling mad.  Tuesday, August 9, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 9, 2022 at 12:45 AM

What A Day: It's raiding men, hallelujah!

What A Day: It's raiding men, hallelujah! The Inflation Reduction Act passed the Senate AND Mar-A-Lago received a house call from the FBI (a great day all-around). Monday, August 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 5, 2022 at 11:10 PM

What A Day: The dog of InfoWars

What A Day: The dog of InfoWars Alex Jones will have to pay a sum of money to Sandy Hook parents large enough to make him mad, which makes us happy.  Friday, August 5, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 5, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Viks and Jones may break my bones

What A Day: Viks and Jones may break my bones Merrick Garland, u up?   Thursday, August 4, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Ultraconservative dweeb Ben Shapiro, …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 4, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: A tale of two Erics

What A Day: A tale of two Erics Results from last night's primaries were a mixed bag, but we finally got a big win for abortion rights! Wednesday, August 3, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 3, 2022 at 12:45 AM

What A Day: Findlay it on thick

What A Day: Findlay it on thick DHS and DOD can't seem to account for all of the missing Jan. 6 text messages - what a funny coincidence! Tuesday, August 2, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
August 2, 2022 at 12:31 AM

What A Day: Big Chad Wolf

What A Day: Big Chad Wolf Republicans continue to fight dirty and pour millions into the fight to proliferate the Big Lie. Monday, August 1, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 29, 2022 at 10:47 PM

What A Day: Shank of America

What A Day: Shank of America The fight to protect abortion rights has gained some unlikely allies, and corporations are still bad. Friday, July 29, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 29, 2022 at 1:11 AM

What A Day: There Xi goes again

What A Day: There Xi goes again Republicans are so mad at Joe Manchin, which is usually our job! Thursday, July 28, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Sen. Kirsten…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 28, 2022 at 12:24 AM

What A Day: A long way to Joe

What A Day: A long way to Joe Senator Joe Manchin came back to the table on climate legislation, and we're trying to remain calm. Wednesday, July 27, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 27, 2022 at 12:58 AM

What A Day: Make no Jones about it

What A Day: Make no Jones about it Teflon Don might finally face legal consequences, and a crusade is mounting for prayer in public schools. Tuesday, July 26, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 26, 2022 at 1:07 AM

What A Day: No harm, no Powell

What A Day: No harm, no Powell The Federal Reserve might be using outdated, ineffective treatments to quash inflation, and Senator Elizabeth Warren is PISSED (which is good). Monday, July 25, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MED…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
July 26, 2022 at 12:15 AM

100 Days

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  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 22, 2022 at 10:25 PM

What A Day: Hawley go lightly

What A Day: Hawley go lightly The January 6 committee wrapped up hearings last night, and if you can believe it, Trump emerged looking, well, guilty Friday, July 22, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 22, 2022 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Loose Ellipse sink ships

What A Day: Loose Ellipse sink ships Amazon is coming for your healthcare, and Biden hems and haw his way to (maybe) declaring a climate emergency.  Thursday, July 21, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 21, 2022 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Cox in the henhouse

What A Day: Cox in the henhouse It was a bad day in court for Steve Bannon and Rudy Giuliani, and we love to see it. Wednesday, July 20, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep. Virg…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 20, 2022 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Stock Exchange of heart

What A Day: Stock Exchange of heart Dems are waffling on a meaningful climate crisis response as Europe continues to scorch. Tuesday, July 19, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 19, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Fire in Eur belly

What A Day: Fire in Eur belly My Europe's on fire, how bout yours? Monday, July 18, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Media consultant to the Saudi government Nicolla Hewitt, when …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 15, 2022 at 9:27 PM

What A Day: Biden of Arabia

What A Day: Biden of Arabia The president met with MBS and Sen. Joe Manchin met with the fury of fellow Democrats. Friday, July 15, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Militant Right…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 15, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Disparage Italian Style

What A Day: Disparage Italian Style We don't feel so alone for having a dysfunctional government. Grazie! Thursday, July 14, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Former President Dona…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 14, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: New phone, Netanya'hu dis?

What A Day: New phone, Netanya'hu dis? Saudi Arabia has president Biden over a barrel. Wednesday, July 13, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Former National Security Adviser John B…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 13, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: Über schmuck

What A Day: Über schmuck Turns out you can't trust an administration who unceasingly lied for four years straight. Tuesday, July 12, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Libertarian h…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 12, 2022 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: More than Youngkin, less than kind

What A Day: More than Youngkin, less than kind Republicans are, once again, sending their worst. Monday, July 11, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Vice President Kamala Harris, wh…
  Shaniqua, Vote Save America · [email protected]
July 11, 2022 at 10:57 PM

No easy fix

At this point, plenty of people have expressed frustration with the inadequacy of telling people to “just vote,” and we’re among them.   In the aftermath of continued attacks on our freedoms, rights, and democracy, it’s not …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 8, 2022 at 9:49 PM

What A Day: Biden His Time

What A Day: Biden His Time Somehow, we've never used this subject line before. Friday, July 8, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Trump's former DOJ lawyer Jeffrey Clark, getting th…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 8, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Wake Me Up Before You BoJo

What A Day: Wake Me Up Before You BoJo Cause he *is* planning on going solo Thursday, July 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Tucker Carlson, expertly diagnosing the cause of mas…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
July 1, 2022 at 12:45 AM

What A Day: Full-Court Distress

What A Day: Full-Court Distress For the love of God can we get some order in the Court? Wednesday, June 30, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Laura Ingraham, who has clearly never r…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 30, 2022 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: Hutching At Straws

What A Day: Hutching At Straws Republicans are not...sending their best Wednesday, June 29, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), apparent non-reader of the…
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 29, 2022 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: To Ketchup A Predator

What A Day: To Ketchup A Predator Ketchup EVERYWHERE! Tuesday, June 28, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lake Superior, absolutely drowning Republican hack Tom Fitton …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 27, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Sem' no evil

What A Day: Sem' no evil Hear that ladies? Just keep that stuff AWAY. Monday, June 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Boris Johnson, on playing tough with the Kremlin …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 24, 2022 at 9:00 PM

What A Day: Dobbsmacked

What A Day: Dobbsmacked So that was a lie. Friday, June 24, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), asking for a pardon from Donald Trump …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
June 24, 2022 at 4:14 PM

Today’s abortion decision

We’re angry. You’re angry. Go to votesaveamerica.com/roe to do something about it. We’ve known this day was coming, but that doesn’t make it any easier. With a 6-3 conservative majo…
  Jon (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 23, 2022 at 11:34 PM

What A Day: Eenie, meanie, whiney Mo

What A Day: Eenie, meanie, whiney Mo Amazon has single-handedly crushed the seance industry. Thursday, June 23, 2022 BY JON MILLSTEIN & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Pence, learning Congress cal…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 22, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Powell movement

What A Day: Powell movement Her aforementioned daddy. Wednesday, June 22, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL), after losing the Alabama Senate primary …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
June 22, 2022 at 1:02 AM

You're invited! Our State Power Series kicks off with “After Roe: Reproductive and Civil Rights Move to States”

As we near the end of June, we know that, any day now, one of the 13 opinions the Supreme Court has left to issue will be Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, in which the Court is poised to overturn the constitutiona…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 21, 2022 at 11:04 PM

What A Day: 'perger flipper

What A Day: 'perger flipper Thoroughly pantsed Trump... Tuesday, June 21, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nevada GOP attorney general nominee, Sigal Chattah, having a normal one…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 17, 2022 at 9:31 PM

What A Day: Frontline fling

What A Day: Frontline fling The judge said no :( Friday, June 17, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Eastman, innocent person …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 17, 2022 at 12:07 AM

What A Day: DiLutting the message

What A Day: DiLutting the message (this guy goes nuts with email!) Thursday, June 16, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Christian Walker, son of Herschel, absentee father of three …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 15, 2022 at 11:29 PM

What A Day: For crying out Loudermilk

What A Day: For crying out Loudermilk To thine own self be true. Thank you, thank you, I wrote that myself.    Wednesday, June 15, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ginni Thomas, …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 14, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: All Clark, no bite

What A Day: All Clark, no bite Joker 2 is gonna be a musical Tuesday, June 14, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani, unconvincingly, on his election-night drunkenness …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 13, 2022 at 11:32 PM

What A Day: Fool intentions

What A Day: Fool intentions Sorry to this mastodon. Monday, June 13, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), enjoying the art of subtlety …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 10, 2022 at 9:00 PM

What A Day: Dang, Mike Pence

What A Day: Dang, Mike Pence WHAM, right to Kushner's nards. Friday, June 10, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -MTG, blowing the whistle on farted-upon insurrectionists …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 10, 2022 at 12:15 AM

What A Day: Ban-d On The Gun(s)

What A Day: Ban-d On The Gun(s) The classic 10-strikes-then-make-a-new-profile rule. Thursday, June 09, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA), on who Republica…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 8, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Boudin on the splits

What A Day: Boudin on the splits Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Fossils) Wednesday, June 08, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Hogg, sister of David, wrecking Rep. Marjorie Taylor …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 7, 2022 at 11:35 PM

What A Day: Proud before the fall

What A Day: Proud before the fall [[X-Files music] Tuesday, June 07, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. John Thune (R-SD), regular guy, defending weapons of war …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 6, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Tip of the 'spiracy

What A Day: Tip of the 'spiracy Things are going great everywhere.  Monday, June 06, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), wondering what the world is comin…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 3, 2022 at 8:33 PM

What A Day: Here today, gone Navarro

What A Day: Here today, gone Navarro More like Viktor Florban, amirite? Friday, June 03, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Biden, with the sickest Elon Musk burn of all time …
  Nick (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 2, 2022 at 11:36 PM

What A Day: A time to bill

What A Day: A time to bill Sentient acne Stephen Bannon. Thursday, June 02, 2022 BY NICK TURNER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Bill Barr, clown-ass attorney general Th…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 1, 2022 at 11:33 PM

What A Day: Jury of one's jeers

What A Day: Jury of one's jeers The most Brain Genious verdict of all time. Wednesday, June 01, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Laura Ingraham, defending guns from pot smokers …