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April 28, 2022 at 12:04 AM

What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz

What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz The butt side of cows will presumably remain unmasked. Wednesday, April 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, explaining why he told h…

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April 26, 2022 at 11:40 PM

What A Day: Like Cawth to shame

What A Day: Like Cawth to shame (no relation) Tuesday, April 26, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, Jr., cracking the case wide open We…

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April 25, 2022 at 11:28 PM

What A Day: Playing the Elon game

What A Day: Playing the Elon game Seems like a bad omen for the future. Monday, April 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI), still dumb …

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April 22, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Smarmy-McCarthy hearings

What A Day: Smarmy-McCarthy hearings Heckuva job Senator Coons! Friday, April 22, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on his coup caucus …

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April 22, 2022 at 12:13 AM

What A Day: Beg, borrow, or Thiel

What A Day: Beg, borrow, or Thiel “Not my boats!” Thursday, April 21, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nebraska GOP gubernatorial candidate Charles Herbster, whose defense against…

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April 20, 2022 at 11:54 PM

What A Day: Paxlovid America-no

What A Day: Paxlovid America-no A chicken in every pot and a bottle in every medicine cabinet. Wednesday, April 20, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), America…

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April 19, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: Paths of East resistance

What A Day: Paths of East resistance Sounds pretty bad! Tuesday, April 19, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) on getting "crushed" by Trump in a GOP prim…

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April 18, 2022 at 11:38 PM

What A Day: Great balls on fire

What A Day: Great balls on fire Whatever floats their scrote, I guess. Monday, April 18, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Christian America's favorite former president honoring t…

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April 18, 2022 at 3:47 PM

The 2022 map

It’s only April and this year has been…a lot. To be honest, our team at VSA hasn’t fully recovered from 2020, and the thought of the 2022 midterms is pretty daunting! With the House, Senate, and so many important state-level …

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April 15, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Lee Roy gankins

What A Day: Lee Roy gankins Very earnestly trying to find the guy who did this. Friday, April 15, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky, on pleading with allies for…

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April 15, 2022 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Baltic in their court

What A Day: Baltic in their court Jon Favreau of the Dark Universe. Thursday, April 14, 2022 BY JOCELYN COFFMAN & CROOKED MEDIA  -State Sen. Frank S. Higley (R-TN) with an inspiring his…

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April 14, 2022 at 12:06 AM

What A Day: The McKins and outs

What A Day: The McKins and outs 800th time's the charm! Wednesday, April 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elaine Chao on the McConnell Morning Routine in December 2020 …

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April 12, 2022 at 11:34 PM

What A Day: Right on Q

What A Day: Right on Q Real brayn geanious stuff here... Tuesday, April 12, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marsha Blackburn, declaring a war of words against...Alabama? …

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April 12, 2022 at 12:14 AM

What A Day: Kush-ing their luck

What A Day: Kush-ing their luck Check your Motorola Razr notifications.  Monday, April 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on his endorsement of Dr. Oz in the Penn…

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April 8, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: From Don to Mark

What A Day: From Don to Mark ...is, in another sense, biblically correct. Friday, April 8, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Devin Nunes, on Donald Trump’s scam app, Truth Social,…

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April 7, 2022 at 11:59 PM

What A Day: What Gos around comes around

What A Day: What Gos around comes around A win for guys who wear gym shorts everywhere. Thursday, April 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -DNC Chair Jamie Harrison, accurately, o…

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April 6, 2022 at 11:25 PM

What A Day: Adam and Ivanka

What A Day: Adam and Ivanka America’s worst export. Wednesday, April 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -State Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH), author of Ohio’s Don’t Say Gay LGBT-haras…

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April 6, 2022 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Musk still con

What A Day: Musk still con Speaking of using Twitter to mislead people... Tuesday, April 5, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Barack Obama, clownin' on POTUS at the White House …

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April 4, 2022 at 11:50 PM

What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox

What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox You know why. Monday, April 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, language and biology master …

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April 4, 2022 at 10:58 PM

Fwd: Your First Assignment

Hey! If you’re not sure what this whole “Midterm Madness” thing is about and haven’t gotten around to signing up yet, don’t worry. There’s a lot going on and we wanted to give you a chance to see the types of actions we’ll be sharing as th…

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April 1, 2022 at 1:45 PM

A message from VSA’s Head Coach

Team. As you know, 22 is going to be our biggest challenge yet. The outcome of this year’s elections at every level — from school board to Senate — will determine whether progressive priorities, and maybe even American democr…

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April 1, 2022 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Cure for what oils ya

What A Day: Cure for what oils ya Here's hoping there's a Revenge.jpeg.  Thursday, March 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, on the orgy-silencing efforts of..…

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March 31, 2022 at 12:11 AM

What A Day: Clar and present danger

What A Day: Clar and present danger Nobody can stop you from picturing the cowboy hat. Wednesday, March 30, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump's new lawyer, on his hig…

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March 30, 2022 at 12:38 AM

What A Day: Mr. Burners

What A Day: Mr. Burners The unchecked flood of disinformation has its perks. Tuesday, March 29, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, in a lengthy formal statement about…

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March 29, 2022 at 4:00 AM

Are you ready for Midterm Madness?

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March 29, 2022 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Cruz Clues

What A Day: Cruz Clues A glimpse of the ancient robot dogs of Pompeii. Monday, March 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Wallace, on why he left Fox News in the year of ou…

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March 25, 2022 at 11:47 PM

What A Day: Hard Zel

What A Day: Hard Zel Its stunning military failures were part of the plan all along. Friday, March 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Vlad Putin, Fox News viewer, apparently …

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March 25, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Thomas the crank engine

What A Day: Thomas the crank engine Glass half full (of invisible plastic particles)! Thursday, March 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tulsi Gabbard on her low Instagram view…

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March 24, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: If Brooks could kill

What A Day: If Brooks could kill A reminder that life is a GIF.  Wednesday, March 23, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Thom Thillis, on  Republicans' SCOTUS confirmation hearing …

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March 23, 2022 at 12:23 AM

What A Day: Ted man squawking

What A Day: Ted man squawking An app somehow not called the Grudge Report.  Tuesday, March 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz, to the airline staff who supposedly wors…

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March 22, 2022 at 12:31 AM

What A Day: Cruddy Hawley

What A Day: Cruddy Hawley A dark future of private paternity results. Monday, March 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz pluggin' his pod during a SCOTUS confirmation he…

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March 19, 2022 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely

What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely Pour out a shot of horse goop for Joe Rogan. Friday, March 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov, praising Putin…

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March 18, 2022 at 12:17 AM

What A Day: Hasta la vista, maybe?

What A Day: Hasta la vista, maybe? Stolen potato valor.  Thursday, March 17, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, on the COVID-positive Taoiseach of Irela…

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March 17, 2022 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: The (other) land of Oz

What A Day: The (other) land of Oz Forgot the first rule of Corruption Club. Wednesday, March 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, ruling out his bloodthirsty mob's…

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March 16, 2022 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Rope-a-pope

What A Day: Rope-a-pope What's a kidnapping or two between friends? Tuesday, March 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Hillary Clinton, on getting sanctioned by Russia for some …

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March 15, 2022 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: All the Ginni joints

What A Day: All the Ginni joints A new type of rich white guy in not-quite-space. Monday, March 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, War Ender …

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March 12, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl

What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl Name a better audience for butt-centric literature. Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A People's Convoy trucker disappointed with his …

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March 11, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Census of shame

What A Day: Census of shame Time to stock up on more NFTs of diapers.  Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump with a rare astute observation …

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March 10, 2022 at 1:28 AM

What A Day: Opposite Poles

What A Day: Opposite Poles The East Coast: It’s Where The Bugs Are.™  Wednesday, March 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Boebert, absolutely nailing Joe Biden to the wal…

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March 9, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling

What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling A rarely advisable War Surprise. Tuesday, March 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The pilots and flight attendants in Ted Cruz's fantasies …

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March 8, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Vlad to worse

What A Day: Vlad to worse Welcome to waver city! Monday, March 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky, speaking for all of humanity …

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March 5, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Rolling, Stone

What A Day: Rolling, Stone Show us one Russian cat who's denounced Putin. Friday, March 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky inviting Putin to a normal-length n…

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March 4, 2022 at 1:31 AM

What A Day: Oil and trouble

What A Day: Oil and trouble Affair inflation is out of control. Thursday, March 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The head of Russia's foreign intelligence agency, a victim of …

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March 3, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: More like Boeblurt

What A Day: More like Boeblurt The fabric of society is wearing thin (mint).  Wednesday, March 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn winding up for a great point o…

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March 2, 2022 at 1:21 AM

What A Day: State of the UN(ion)

What A Day: State of the UN(ion) The unprecedented black belt sanction. Tuesday, March 1, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pat Robertson chiming in with the hottest Putin take of…

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March 1, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: SWIFT repercussions

What A Day: SWIFT repercussions How I Waited Until There Was a Profit Incentive. Monday, February 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Clay Higgins, House GOP Poet Laureate …

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February 26, 2022 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: Putin on the fritz

What A Day: Putin on the fritz HANK THE TANK INNOCENT. Friday, February 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville, Russia Understander …

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February 25, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Russ' to war

What A Day: Russ' to war Content warning: unwatchably bad content. Thursday, February 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on the Russian invasion of Ukraine …

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February 24, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: Against the 'Kraine

What A Day: Against the 'Kraine At last, a completely nonaddictive social media platform. Wednesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, on Vladimir Put…

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February 23, 2022 at 1:10 AM

What A Day: Vlad goon rising

What A Day: Vlad goon rising #YesWeHank Tuesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Senate candidate Josh Mandel, on Israel (est. 1948) …

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