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February 19, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Suppressing their luck

What A Day: Suppressing their luck Get stuck or go home, boats.   Friday, February 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Melania Trump, on media reports about her shady fundraiser…

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February 18, 2022 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Uncut James

What A Day: Uncut James Homeward Bound III: Lost in the U.S. Senate. Thursday, February 17, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk, on living in the new Nazi Germany …

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February 17, 2022 at 1:19 AM

What A Day: Zinke stained wretch

What A Day: Zinke stained wretch Corn does not have our interests at heart.  Wednesday, February 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Cunningham, former congressman and curre…

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February 16, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: It’s a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World

What A Day: It’s a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World The Insurrection Gift Shop is open for business. Tuesday, February 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Zuckerberg's nautical ne…

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February 15, 2022 at 1:06 AM

What A Day: Tru' grit

What A Day: Tru' grit A strong take from the world's oldest 28-year-old. Monday, February 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk, world's oldest 28-year-old …

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February 12, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life

What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life The James Webb Space Telescope knows her angles. Friday, February 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Meadows, on Donald Trump's trail of docum…

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February 11, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: Flush to judgment

What A Day: Flush to judgment The Untitled Climate and Manchin Statues Act. Thursday, February 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mayor Craig Shubert of Hudson, OH, on the slip…

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February 10, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns

What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns Ok, Creep Throat. Wednesday, February 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, ready for a visit to both the Holocaust and…

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February 9, 2022 at 1:19 AM

What A Day: Truck nuts

What A Day: Truck nuts Let's get Europe some shorter tables.  Tuesday, February 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-GA), who compared the insurrection to a "…

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February 8, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: Jerk the Ripper

What A Day: Jerk the Ripper A monopoly on the airborne fistfight market. Monday, February 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Brave free-thinker Hugh Hewitt, on why he never talk…

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February 5, 2022 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Fruit of the boom

What A Day: Fruit of the boom Here's the lustful bear you sickos asked for.  Friday, February 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jon Stewart, on Tucker Carlson's signature look …

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February 4, 2022 at 1:16 AM

What A Day: The Lou fighters

What A Day: The Lou fighters Biden can now appoint a younger International Space Station. Thursday, February 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -LA Mayor Eric Garcetti, on taking…

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February 3, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Torn NATO

What A Day: Torn NATO A strange but beautiful puppy tribute. Wednesday, February 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, of all people, whining about the Senate's vot…

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February 2, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Little Seizers

What A Day: Little Seizers This is uncharted ground(hog).  Tuesday, February 1, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Morse: Senate hopeful, plant nursery owner, opposer of carb…

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February 1, 2022 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: Fine kettle of fash

What A Day: Fine kettle of fash The most normal page of the Matt Gaetz playbook.  Monday, January 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY), sharing a "Volta…

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January 29, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy

What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy Don't put all of your cookbooks in one cargo ship. Friday, January 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), during his Stat…

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January 28, 2022 at 3:00 PM

Lovett or Leave It: Live or Else Tour

Lovett or Leave It: Live or Else Tour Tickets on sale now! HEY. Lovett or Leave It is going on tour and tickets are on sale today at 10 am local. We have some amazing shows lined up and I can't wait …

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January 28, 2022 at 1:06 AM

What A Day: School Maus block’d

What A Day: School Maus block’d Please stop startling the octogenarians.  Thursday, January 27, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Candace Owens, on Minnie Mouse wearing a pantsuit…

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January 27, 2022 at 1:14 AM

What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane

What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane “My client is no different from the traitors of yore."  Wednesday, January 26, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -No Labels, slapping quite a lab…

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January 26, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop

What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop The end of the road for Big Pencil. Tuesday, January 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Conservative MP Conor Burns, on Boris Johnson's lockdown b…

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January 25, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Doocy Goosied

What A Day: Doocy Goosied Think about that silver lining, from before! Monday, January 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -U.S. District Court Judge Jed Rakoff, on Sarah Palin …

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January 24, 2022 at 8:29 PM

Pod Save America's Going On Tour!

Pod Save America's Going On Tour! Join Jon, Jon, Tommy and Dan LIVE starting April 14th Pod Save America: (A)live And On Tour Presale Starts Tuesday! Set your alarms! Presale tickets will be available tomorrow, Tues…

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January 22, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er But her completely gibberish emails.  Friday, January 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, on why she was sub…

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January 21, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: On the daughter-front

What A Day: On the daughter-front This is not the green M&M our Founding Fathers wanted. Thursday, January 20, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -An Oath Keeper misquoting Mont…

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January 20, 2022 at 2:03 AM

What A Day: The fils have ayes

What A Day: The fils have ayes The important thing is, they had fun out there. Wednesday, January 19, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lisa Murkowski, on fixing the Senate …

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January 19, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Rud-dunnit

What A Day: Rud-dunnit Fingers crossed for some friendly goons! Tuesday, January 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, preparing to help shred that legacy …

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January 15, 2022 at 12:54 AM

What A Day: 'Kraine check

What A Day: 'Kraine check No privacy for fully-uniformed popes these days. Friday, January 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Virginia Republicans' anti-CRT bill, on the stuff …

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January 14, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL Cool cool cool cool. Thursday, January 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kamala Harris, on whether it's time fo change the COVID strategy …

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January 13, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door The next booster is more of a body high.  Wednesday, January 12, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marco Rubio on the most urgent threat to Am…

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January 12, 2022 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Doctor fil

What A Day: Doctor fil Pokémon GO to the Second District Court of Appeal. Tuesday, January 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville making sense of a pandemic the wa…

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January 11, 2022 at 1:33 AM

What A Day: Where Jordan

What A Day: Where Jordan What goes a-Rounds comes a-Rounds. Monday, January 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anti-vaxxer Christopher Key hawking the next golden COVID cure  …

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January 8, 2022 at 1:47 AM

What A Day: No mands land

What A Day: No mands land Watch your back out there, Street View. Friday, January 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz groveling for forgiveness for calling January 6 a t…

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January 7, 2022 at 1:26 AM

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid Hey Pope, play the hits.  Thursday, January 6, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lindsey Graham on the world's first apolitical coup attemp…

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January 6, 2022 at 1:46 AM

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys The first admitted viewer of Emily in Paris S2. Wednesday, January 5, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Dana Perino on how military-grade polic…

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January 5, 2022 at 1:28 AM

What A Day: Cuom court advantage

What A Day: Cuom court advantage The CDC says keep tweeting, it's not owned.  Tuesday, January 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A "friend" of J.D. Vance, on his cool new beard…

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January 4, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: Holmes to roost

What A Day: Holmes to roost Doofuses in disarray. Monday, January 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump endorsing authoritarian Hungarian leader Viktor Orban …

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December 17, 2021 at 11:21 PM

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind Happy 23rd month of March 2020! Friday, December 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, Christmas understander Seas…

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December 16, 2021 at 11:29 PM

What A Day: The Chuck stops here

What A Day: The Chuck stops here Save the oceans, conceal the fish. Thursday, December 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Fox News host Pete Hegseth, leaving us no choice …

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December 15, 2021 at 11:31 PM

What A Day: Build Back Fettered

What A Day: Build Back Fettered More like Siiiiickarus. Wednesday, December 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Manchin, to a reporter asking about the child tax credit …

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December 15, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed The eternal gospel of “he who smelt it, dealt it.” Tuesday, December 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX), comparing th…

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December 13, 2021 at 11:38 PM

What A Day: Coup've got mail

What A Day: Coup've got mail Somebody wake up James Comey. Monday, December 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, Time's 2021 Person of the Year …

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December 11, 2021 at 1:10 AM

What A Day: May it sleaze the court

What A Day: May it sleaze the court An argument for less government transparency. Friday, December 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Fox News contributor keeping the Christm…

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December 10, 2021 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: James and the giant bitch

What A Day: James and the giant bitch More unattainable camel standards. Thursday, December 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, on the true cost of catching COVID…

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December 9, 2021 at 1:11 AM

What A Day: Done, Forrest, done

What A Day: Done, Forrest, done Can't eat just one filibuster carveout. Wednesday, December 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ainsley Earhardt eulogizing the burning Fox News C…

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December 7, 2021 at 10:54 PM

What A Day: Vlad habits die hard

What A Day: Vlad habits die hard A little bit of Andrzej by my side Tuesday, December 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy, master of character judg…

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December 7, 2021 at 1:44 AM

What A Day: No Nunes is good Nunes

What A Day: No Nunes is good Nunes Across the pond it's actually "coucaine." Monday, December 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, unfairly persecuted bioweapon …

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December 4, 2021 at 12:58 AM

What A Day: Jobberwonky

What A Day: Jobberwonky Nothing wrong with a few Toilet Bucks. Friday, December 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson emailing the one and only Hunter Biden in 2014 …

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December 3, 2021 at 1:07 AM

What A Day: 'Cronic fatigue syndrome

What A Day: 'Cronic fatigue syndrome Alexa, blast “Love Hurts.” Thursday, December 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Meadows, on the contents of his own book …

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December 2, 2021 at 1:20 AM

What A Day: Roe to the wolves

What A Day: Roe to the wolves The low-stakes whodunnit we need. Wednesday, December 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Cillizza, Both Sides virtuoso …

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December 1, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Quid bro Cuo

What A Day: Quid bro Cuo Look, we had a good run. Tuesday, November 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, grammar NOT-zi Dis…

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