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July 9, 2021 at 9:34 PM

What A Day: A flail of two cities

What A Day: A flail of two cities Harnessing our nation's cringiest resource for good. Friday, July 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Stephen Miller, on taking office duri…

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July 9, 2021 at 12:15 AM

What A Day: Debt fraught American summer

What A Day: Debt fraught American summer Fingers crossed for a light jog? Thursday, July 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Juvenile, vaccination outreach czar …

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July 8, 2021 at 12:53 AM

What A Day: Whoever Delt it, dealt it

What A Day: Whoever Delt it, dealt it Eat our unequally distributed dust, Gilded Age. Wednesday, July 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump immediately grifting off of his frivol…

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July 7, 2021 at 12:32 AM

What A Day: Down the Babbitt hole

What A Day: Down the Babbitt hole Just the ocean inferno forecast, no funny business. Tuesday, July 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kristi Noem, under a photo taken in Obama's America …

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July 2, 2021 at 9:23 PM

What A Day: Can't GETTR no satisfaction

What A Day: Can't GETTR no satisfaction Marijuana, or, "the cheetah's herb." Friday, July 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -JD Vance, at the very moment his campaign sign …

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July 2, 2021 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Alito shop of horrors

What A Day: Alito shop of horrors Somebody flunked out of tax evasion school. Thursday, July 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Adam Kinziger, on Kevin McCarthy's threat to punish Jan. 6 p…

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July 1, 2021 at 12:55 AM

What A Day: Bleakness in Seattle

What A Day: Bleakness in Seattle The tip of the disappearing iceberg. Wednesday, June 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jon Tester on Lisa Murkowski, and also his wife …

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June 30, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: What Gosaround, comes around

What A Day: What Gosaround, comes around Just a couch that's trying its best. Tuesday, June 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Wisconsin state Sen. Chris Kapenga, adoring reply guy …

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June 29, 2021 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: In Khan we antitrust

What A Day: In Khan we antitrust The Tour de German Hiding Places Monday, June 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -AOC, on Marjorie Taylor Greene calling her a "little communist" …

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June 25, 2021 at 9:46 PM

What A Day: Wish upon a Gar

What A Day: Wish upon a Gar Big Pile of Cats for Mayor Friday, June 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gen. Mark Milley's most inspiring quote of the week …

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June 25, 2021 at 7:47 PM

“Are we f*cked yet?”

“Are we f*cked yet?” No. But here's what we need to do now. Given the name of our campaign to fight for essential democracy reform legislation, you may have asked yourself this week: “Are we fucked yet?” The short answer is no. …

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June 25, 2021 at 12:38 AM

What A Day: The dye is cast

What A Day: The dye is cast Condolences to the courtroom air freshener vendors. Thursday, June 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Andrew Giuliani, learning cinematography in a parking lot…

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June 24, 2021 at 3:59 PM

Join Lovett for a night of Pride!

Join Lovett for a night of Pride! You're invited to our Pride livestream @ 4pm PT COME ON OUT! Today, June 24 at 4PM PT Pride livestream raising money for the Trans Justice Fundin…

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June 24, 2021 at 12:41 AM

What A Day: Hill Milley Elegy

What A Day: Hill Milley Elegy Just try on the shirt, Stephen. Wednesday, June 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jill Biden, to Tennesseans booing Tennessee's vaccination rate …

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June 23, 2021 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Kyrsten dunce

What A Day: Kyrsten dunce Maybe doing nothing will fix everything? Monday, June 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, on whether anyone can change her mind about the filibust…

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June 22, 2021 at 12:41 AM

What A Day: Fil'd to the brim

What A Day: Fil'd to the brim Reject modernity (ransomware), embrace tradition (nut heists.) Monday, June 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Concerned Susan Collins, on Mitch McConnell,…

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June 17, 2021 at 11:46 PM

What A Day: Daunted Manchin

What A Day: Daunted Manchin A master class in governing. Thursday, June 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. (R-NE) Pete Ricketts trying to explain CRT, which he adamantly opposes …

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June 16, 2021 at 11:31 PM

What A Day: Putin on the Switz

What A Day: Putin on the Switz Do not restart the presses! Wednesday, June 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Pompeo, smoking out the true patriots …

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June 16, 2021 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: Pissed by a Rosen

What A Day: Pissed by a Rosen A breakthrough in the world of worm-warming. Tuesday, June 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, age 47, discovering that the Holocaust …

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June 15, 2021 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Three-diManchinal chess

What A Day: Three-diManchinal chess It’s a hefty piñata. Monday, June 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ron Johnson, on the peaceful visitors of January 6 …

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June 11, 2021 at 9:00 PM

What A Day: Merrick the reddish

What A Day: Merrick the reddish Circus performers, ballroom dancers, and other weird human types. Thursday, June 11, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ron Johnson, playing right-wing mad (WA…

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June 11, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Vlad to see you

What A Day: Vlad to see you AWKWARD! Thursday, June 10, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Don McGahn, on why he was sad Trump called him a "lying bastard." …

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June 10, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: End of an error

What A Day: End of an error [[Literal ‘this is fine’ meme.] Wednesday, June 9, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Vice President Kamala Harris, bringing the logic …

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June 9, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Full court mess

What A Day: Full court mess Some kind of slapping conspiracy. Tuesday, June 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Cher, at her most relatable Now tha…

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June 8, 2021 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Meet Joe hack

What A Day: Meet Joe hack No H.R. 1, thus...  Monday, June 7, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -CNN's Jake Tapper to Josh Hawley's top-notch flack A…

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June 4, 2021 at 9:30 PM

What A Day: Egg on Facebook

What A Day: Egg on Facebook Hero rat: 1, Stephen Breyer: 0 Friday, June 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Pence, on the man who sent a mob to murder him …

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June 4, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: The ghost of Kyrstmas past

What A Day: The ghost of Kyrstmas past Israeli Mike Pence, get to the bunker. Thursday, June 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The Trump quote proudly featured on George P. Bush's campaig…

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June 3, 2021 at 12:22 AM

What A Day: Bibi go byebye

What A Day: Bibi go byebye Netanya...who? Wednesday, June 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tony Fauci, in an evergreen April 2020 email Presiden…

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June 2, 2021 at 12:47 AM

What A Day: Win in a walkout

What A Day: Win in a walkout The Joe Biden Veganism Offensive has entered Phase II. Tuesday, June 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Texas State Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, with a simple a…

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May 28, 2021 at 9:03 PM

What A Day: Schmuck and coverup

What A Day: Schmuck and coverup Should've consulted GOP Whisperer Stephen Breyer. Friday, May 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Justice Stephen Breyer, Republican Party U…

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May 28, 2021 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Deep sixth'd

What A Day: Deep sixth'd Among the Karen-est claims in U.S. legal history. Thursday, May 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Trump adviser on the MAGA-fication of George P. Bush …

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May 27, 2021 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: The life zoonotic

What A Day: The life zoonotic Do better, sea snot.  Wednesday, May 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Hickenlooper, in a beautiful single-take S1 banjo serenade …

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May 26, 2021 at 12:10 AM

What A Day: Bipartisanshipwreck

What A Day: Bipartisanshipwreck Perfect filibuster-abolishing conditions out there. Tuesday, May 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The poster for Mike Lindell's concessions-focused grift…

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May 25, 2021 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: Liz lemon

What A Day: Liz lemon Every great film opens with the MGM Bezos. Monday, May 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Andrew Yang on his favorite subway station, Times Square …

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May 22, 2021 at 12:51 AM

What A Day: A grift course in the south

What A Day: A grift course in the south Come and take it 🐓 Friday, May 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Louie Gohmert bragging about his SAT scores, as smart 67-year-olds frequently do …

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May 21, 2021 at 12:28 AM

What A Day: Cease and exist

What A Day: Cease and exist Insulting Ben Shapiro, a sacred American right. Thursday, May 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Geraldo Rivera, in a sophisticated verbal duel with Dan Bongin…

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May 20, 2021 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: Benny and the threats

What A Day: Benny and the threats Under investigation and blogging through it. Wednesday, May 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Andrew Giuliani, age 35 …

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May 19, 2021 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: The Kevin fear sitch

What A Day: The Kevin fear sitch An electoral buffet of terrible Andrews. Tuesday, May 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Biden, car guy A GO…

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May 18, 2021 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Barrett necessities

What A Day: Barrett necessities Justice for Martha Stewart's peacocks. Monday, May 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Kevin Stitt (R-OK), fundraising for his sauce-based re-election …

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May 15, 2021 at 12:09 AM

What A Day: New Elise on life

What A Day: New Elise on life Put the coyotes on standby. Friday, May 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tony Fauci, unable to find a scientific explanation for Rand Paul …

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May 14, 2021 at 12:36 AM

What A Day: Vax-on, Mask-off

What A Day: Vax-on, Mask-off The CDC says start licking. Thursday, May 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Bill de Blasio, enjoying an incentivizing morning hamburger …

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May 13, 2021 at 12:47 AM

What A Day: Yanking their Cheney

What A Day: Yanking their Cheney Nightmare Fish for Governor '21 Wednesday, May 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Adam Kinziger, murdering Matt Gaetz with his own dunk …

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May 12, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: A total 'yahu

What A Day: A total 'yahu Cancel culture, horse ointment, who can say. Tuesday, May 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The Houston Police Department, casually tracking down a big loose ti…

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May 11, 2021 at 12:10 AM

What A Day: Cancel vultures

What A Day: Cancel vultures Oh, good, another uptick in fission at Chernobyl! Monday, May 10, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marco Rubio, crushing the dignity game after Trump blogged abo…

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May 7, 2021 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: High-Breyer act

What A Day: High-Breyer act Look, Canada already bought jean jackets. Thursday, May 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Caitlyn Jenner, connecting to the common voters with a tale of privat…

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May 6, 2021 at 12:54 AM

What A Day: Suspending, pending ending

What A Day: Suspending, pending ending These normals are not normal. Wednesday, May 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A very real female CIA analyst, who absolutely said this to Mike Pomp…

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May 5, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: The long, shot summer

What A Day: The long, shot summer Better hope NYC kids haven't seen Newsies.  Tuesday, May 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani, who was, until last week, America's Most Credib…

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May 4, 2021 at 1:32 AM

What A Day: Rom before the storm

What A Day: Rom before the storm It's not your fault, Clippy. Monday, May 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Michael Flynn, moments before forgetting the words to the Pledge of Allegiance …

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May 1, 2021 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Shouldn't show Stones

What A Day: Shouldn't show Stones Happy birthday to trains. Friday, April 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Biden on the birthday of his good friend, trains …

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April 30, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: Vance's with wolves

What A Day: Vance's with wolves The future is pear-shaped.  Thursday, April 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani's extremely Upper East Side neighbor, reporting live …

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