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April 12, 2022 at 12:14 AM

What A Day: Kush-ing their luck

What A Day: Kush-ing their luck Check your Motorola Razr notifications.  Monday, April 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on his endorsement of Dr. Oz in the Penn…

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April 8, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: From Don to Mark

What A Day: From Don to Mark ...is, in another sense, biblically correct. Friday, April 8, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Devin Nunes, on Donald Trump’s scam app, Truth Social,…

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April 7, 2022 at 11:59 PM

What A Day: What Gos around comes around

What A Day: What Gos around comes around A win for guys who wear gym shorts everywhere. Thursday, April 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -DNC Chair Jamie Harrison, accurately, o…

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April 6, 2022 at 11:25 PM

What A Day: Adam and Ivanka

What A Day: Adam and Ivanka America’s worst export. Wednesday, April 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -State Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH), author of Ohio’s Don’t Say Gay LGBT-haras…

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April 6, 2022 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Musk still con

What A Day: Musk still con Speaking of using Twitter to mislead people... Tuesday, April 5, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Barack Obama, clownin' on POTUS at the White House …

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April 4, 2022 at 11:50 PM

What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox

What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox You know why. Monday, April 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, language and biology master …

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April 4, 2022 at 10:58 PM

Fwd: Your First Assignment

Hey! If you’re not sure what this whole “Midterm Madness” thing is about and haven’t gotten around to signing up yet, don’t worry. There’s a lot going on and we wanted to give you a chance to see the types of actions we’ll be sharing as th…

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April 1, 2022 at 1:45 PM

A message from VSA’s Head Coach

Team. As you know, 22 is going to be our biggest challenge yet. The outcome of this year’s elections at every level — from school board to Senate — will determine whether progressive priorities, and maybe even American democr…

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April 1, 2022 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Cure for what oils ya

What A Day: Cure for what oils ya Here's hoping there's a Revenge.jpeg.  Thursday, March 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, on the orgy-silencing efforts of..…

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March 31, 2022 at 12:11 AM

What A Day: Clar and present danger

What A Day: Clar and present danger Nobody can stop you from picturing the cowboy hat. Wednesday, March 30, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump's new lawyer, on his hig…

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March 30, 2022 at 12:38 AM

What A Day: Mr. Burners

What A Day: Mr. Burners The unchecked flood of disinformation has its perks. Tuesday, March 29, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, in a lengthy formal statement about…

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March 29, 2022 at 4:00 AM

Are you ready for Midterm Madness?

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March 29, 2022 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Cruz Clues

What A Day: Cruz Clues A glimpse of the ancient robot dogs of Pompeii. Monday, March 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Wallace, on why he left Fox News in the year of ou…

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March 25, 2022 at 11:47 PM

What A Day: Hard Zel

What A Day: Hard Zel Its stunning military failures were part of the plan all along. Friday, March 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Vlad Putin, Fox News viewer, apparently …

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March 25, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Thomas the crank engine

What A Day: Thomas the crank engine Glass half full (of invisible plastic particles)! Thursday, March 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tulsi Gabbard on her low Instagram view…

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March 24, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: If Brooks could kill

What A Day: If Brooks could kill A reminder that life is a GIF.  Wednesday, March 23, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Thom Thillis, on  Republicans' SCOTUS confirmation hearing …

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March 23, 2022 at 12:23 AM

What A Day: Ted man squawking

What A Day: Ted man squawking An app somehow not called the Grudge Report.  Tuesday, March 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz, to the airline staff who supposedly wors…

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March 22, 2022 at 12:31 AM

What A Day: Cruddy Hawley

What A Day: Cruddy Hawley A dark future of private paternity results. Monday, March 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz pluggin' his pod during a SCOTUS confirmation he…

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March 19, 2022 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely

What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely Pour out a shot of horse goop for Joe Rogan. Friday, March 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov, praising Putin…

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March 18, 2022 at 12:17 AM

What A Day: Hasta la vista, maybe?

What A Day: Hasta la vista, maybe? Stolen potato valor.  Thursday, March 17, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, on the COVID-positive Taoiseach of Irela…

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March 17, 2022 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: The (other) land of Oz

What A Day: The (other) land of Oz Forgot the first rule of Corruption Club. Wednesday, March 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, ruling out his bloodthirsty mob's…

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March 16, 2022 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Rope-a-pope

What A Day: Rope-a-pope What's a kidnapping or two between friends? Tuesday, March 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Hillary Clinton, on getting sanctioned by Russia for some …

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March 15, 2022 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: All the Ginni joints

What A Day: All the Ginni joints A new type of rich white guy in not-quite-space. Monday, March 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, War Ender …

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March 12, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl

What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl Name a better audience for butt-centric literature. Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A People's Convoy trucker disappointed with his …

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March 11, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Census of shame

What A Day: Census of shame Time to stock up on more NFTs of diapers.  Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump with a rare astute observation …

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March 10, 2022 at 1:28 AM

What A Day: Opposite Poles

What A Day: Opposite Poles The East Coast: It’s Where The Bugs Are.™  Wednesday, March 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Boebert, absolutely nailing Joe Biden to the wal…

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March 9, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling

What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling A rarely advisable War Surprise. Tuesday, March 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The pilots and flight attendants in Ted Cruz's fantasies …

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March 8, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Vlad to worse

What A Day: Vlad to worse Welcome to waver city! Monday, March 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky, speaking for all of humanity …

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March 5, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Rolling, Stone

What A Day: Rolling, Stone Show us one Russian cat who's denounced Putin. Friday, March 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky inviting Putin to a normal-length n…

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March 4, 2022 at 1:31 AM

What A Day: Oil and trouble

What A Day: Oil and trouble Affair inflation is out of control. Thursday, March 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The head of Russia's foreign intelligence agency, a victim of …

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March 3, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: More like Boeblurt

What A Day: More like Boeblurt The fabric of society is wearing thin (mint).  Wednesday, March 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn winding up for a great point o…

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March 2, 2022 at 1:21 AM

What A Day: State of the UN(ion)

What A Day: State of the UN(ion) The unprecedented black belt sanction. Tuesday, March 1, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pat Robertson chiming in with the hottest Putin take of…

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March 1, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: SWIFT repercussions

What A Day: SWIFT repercussions How I Waited Until There Was a Profit Incentive. Monday, February 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Clay Higgins, House GOP Poet Laureate …

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February 26, 2022 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: Putin on the fritz

What A Day: Putin on the fritz HANK THE TANK INNOCENT. Friday, February 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville, Russia Understander …

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February 25, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Russ' to war

What A Day: Russ' to war Content warning: unwatchably bad content. Thursday, February 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on the Russian invasion of Ukraine …

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February 24, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: Against the 'Kraine

What A Day: Against the 'Kraine At last, a completely nonaddictive social media platform. Wednesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, on Vladimir Put…

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February 23, 2022 at 1:10 AM

What A Day: Vlad goon rising

What A Day: Vlad goon rising #YesWeHank Tuesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Senate candidate Josh Mandel, on Israel (est. 1948) …

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February 19, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Suppressing their luck

What A Day: Suppressing their luck Get stuck or go home, boats.   Friday, February 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Melania Trump, on media reports about her shady fundraiser…

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February 18, 2022 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Uncut James

What A Day: Uncut James Homeward Bound III: Lost in the U.S. Senate. Thursday, February 17, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk, on living in the new Nazi Germany …

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February 17, 2022 at 1:19 AM

What A Day: Zinke stained wretch

What A Day: Zinke stained wretch Corn does not have our interests at heart.  Wednesday, February 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Cunningham, former congressman and curre…

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February 16, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: It’s a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World

What A Day: It’s a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World The Insurrection Gift Shop is open for business. Tuesday, February 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Zuckerberg's nautical ne…

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February 15, 2022 at 1:06 AM

What A Day: Tru' grit

What A Day: Tru' grit A strong take from the world's oldest 28-year-old. Monday, February 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk, world's oldest 28-year-old …

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February 12, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life

What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life The James Webb Space Telescope knows her angles. Friday, February 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Meadows, on Donald Trump's trail of docum…

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February 11, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: Flush to judgment

What A Day: Flush to judgment The Untitled Climate and Manchin Statues Act. Thursday, February 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mayor Craig Shubert of Hudson, OH, on the slip…

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February 10, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns

What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns Ok, Creep Throat. Wednesday, February 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, ready for a visit to both the Holocaust and…

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February 9, 2022 at 1:19 AM

What A Day: Truck nuts

What A Day: Truck nuts Let's get Europe some shorter tables.  Tuesday, February 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-GA), who compared the insurrection to a "…

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February 8, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: Jerk the Ripper

What A Day: Jerk the Ripper A monopoly on the airborne fistfight market. Monday, February 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Brave free-thinker Hugh Hewitt, on why he never talk…

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February 5, 2022 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Fruit of the boom

What A Day: Fruit of the boom Here's the lustful bear you sickos asked for.  Friday, February 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jon Stewart, on Tucker Carlson's signature look …

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February 4, 2022 at 1:16 AM

What A Day: The Lou fighters

What A Day: The Lou fighters Biden can now appoint a younger International Space Station. Thursday, February 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -LA Mayor Eric Garcetti, on taking…

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February 3, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Torn NATO

What A Day: Torn NATO A strange but beautiful puppy tribute. Wednesday, February 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, of all people, whining about the Senate's vot…

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