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November 11, 2021 at 1:20 AM

What A Day: Awry on our own supply

What A Day: Awry on our own supply What a time to be allegedly alive. Wednesday, November 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pennsylvania Senate Candidate Sean Parnell, on gend…

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November 10, 2021 at 1:14 AM

What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope

What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope Is Merrick Garland aware about how incentives work? Tuesday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former White House Chief of Staff Mar…

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November 9, 2021 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: Inf'ra treat

What A Day: Inf'ra treat Don’t kill the messenger, folks! Monday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) on Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill …

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November 6, 2021 at 12:10 AM

What A Day: Brandon Builds Back

What A Day: Brandon Builds Back Time to waterproof Katie Porter's whiteboard. Friday, November 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nikki Haley, unironically, on things politician…

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November 5, 2021 at 12:03 AM

What A Day: Göttheimerdämmerung

What A Day: Göttheimerdämmerung Congratulations to the makers of Sand. Thursday, November 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, man who hasn't stopped screaming abo…

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November 4, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Yeet Virginia

What A Day: Yeet Virginia You have a captive audience, LA. Wednesday, November 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Eric Adams, NYC's profoundly normal new mayor …

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November 3, 2021 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Let's get Loudoun

What A Day: Let's get Loudoun A chilling reminder that Facebook could be worse. Tuesday, November 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Curtis Sliwa fighting poll workers who made …

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November 2, 2021 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Glasgow big or go home

What A Day: Glasgow big or go home The Dominion x bat collab. Monday, November 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Hawley on the perils of feminism …

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October 30, 2021 at 12:11 AM

What A Day: Kinz and needles

What A Day: Kinz and needles Got you some spooky numbers. Friday, October 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Karol Marcowicz on Florida's COVID strategy, which killed 60,000 pe…

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October 29, 2021 at 12:07 AM

What A Day: Rom-vom Sinema

What A Day: Rom-vom Sinema Sorry, old people with teeth and/or eyes. Thursday, October 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Aaron Neville on Kyrsten Sinema's business casual denim vest …

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October 28, 2021 at 12:08 AM

What A Day: More like TargetFart

What A Day: More like TargetFart Out of The Egg Man's hands. Wednesday, October 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Manchin, lost soul The arc…

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October 27, 2021 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Screwy Louis and the ruse

What A Day: Screwy Louis and the ruse The book she freaked out about was Beloved. Tuesday, October 26, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -@NoLabelsOrg, Twitter account for corporat…

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October 26, 2021 at 12:04 AM

What A Day: Get the Zuck out!

What A Day: Get the Zuck out! (GTZO!) Monday, October 25, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Barack Obama on Big Lying Republicans The window of plau…

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October 23, 2021 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Boost of times

What A Day: Boost of times Let the immunity cross-fading commence! Friday, October 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Eastman on his own memo about how to do a coup …

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October 21, 2021 at 11:57 PM

What A Day: Kyr in headlights

What A Day: Kyr in headlights #FreeThe16thCenturyNipple Thursday, October 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Paris Hilton Goes To Washington Memb…

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October 21, 2021 at 12:18 AM

What A Day: Red in the Facebook

What A Day: Red in the Facebook (Confusing cacophony of cheering and booing.) Wednesday, October 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Schumer on S.Res.422, paving the way f…

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October 20, 2021 at 12:16 AM

What A Day: This bland is Garland

What A Day: This bland is Garland A crisis of their own Manching. Tuesday, October 19, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Bernie Sanders on his op-ed calling out Joe Manchin …

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October 19, 2021 at 12:18 AM

What A Day: All October but the crying

What A Day: All October but the crying Only narrowly invested in the houseboat industry. Monday, October 18, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Dennis Prager on his successful effo…

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October 16, 2021 at 12:49 AM

What A Day: Johnson & Johnson...& Johnson

What A Day: Johnson & Johnson...& Johnson The fishing to insurrection pipeline. Thursday, October 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovi…

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October 15, 2021 at 12:28 AM

What A Day: No honor among Steves

What A Day: No honor among Steves Très cool! Thursday, October 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Andrew Yang, master designer of third parties and cars …

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October 14, 2021 at 12:04 AM

What A Day: The Youngkin and the restless

What A Day: The Youngkin and the restless How The Supply Chain Stole Christmas. Wednesday, October 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Scott Pio, a GOP Virginia state House candidate who’s…

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October 13, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Remains to BBB seen

What A Day: Remains to BBB seen She has a very particular set of skills. Tuesday, October 12, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Arizona GOP state Sen. Wendy Rogers, world's dumbest homophobe…

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October 12, 2021 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Back in the Babbitt

What A Day: Back in the Babbitt Mystery boom in New England. Monday, October 11, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Mandel: historian, geographer …

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October 9, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: Bennie and the threats

What A Day: Bennie and the threats May it look nothing at all like Judi Dench. Friday, October 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk on the future liberals wants …

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October 8, 2021 at 12:13 AM

What A Day: Ass is Grassley

What A Day: Ass is Grassley Time heals all coups.  Thursday, October 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Dick Durbin, Senate Roastmaster The Senate…

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October 7, 2021 at 12:23 AM

What A Day: Minding their OAN business

What A Day: Minding their OAN business They pee together, obvi. Wednesday, October 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Boris Johnson, clinching the beaver vote …

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October 6, 2021 at 12:15 AM

What A Day: Heimer-prick maneuver

What A Day: Heimer-prick maneuver Sad. Tuesday, October 5, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA), doin' it wrong With two weeks le…

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October 5, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Default in our stars

What A Day: Default in our stars Louis DeJoy, welcome to the resistance. Monday, October 4, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Fiona Hill, on Vladimir Putin's Trump honeytrap …

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October 2, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Thrilla from Pramila

What A Day: Thrilla from Pramila Finally, mail at a manageable pace. Friday, October 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Gottheimer, not owned …

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October 1, 2021 at 12:40 AM

What A Day: Knockin' on Almost Heaven's door

What A Day: Knockin' on Almost Heaven's door Whose wharfs? Our wharfs! Thursday, September 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nancy Pelosi, a madwoman or a liar …

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September 30, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: Cluster schmucks

What A Day: Cluster schmucks Sorry to this plan.  Wednesday, September 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Stephanie Grisham summing up Jared Kushner …

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September 29, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: Gottheim where we wantheim

What A Day: Gottheim where we wantheim Everyone’s got a code. Tuesday, September 28, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Undisputed GOP leader Donald Trump after losing a court case to Omarosa…

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September 28, 2021 at 4:35 PM

A long email about voter registration to celebrate National Voter Registration Day

A long email about voter registration to celebrate National Voter Registration Day We’ve all worked really hard these last few years to win back the White House and a majority in Congress, and it’s been frustrating (to say the leas…

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September 28, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Wisdom of crowding

What A Day: Wisdom of crowding Voting down Biden’s agenda while doing a little curtsy. Monday, September 27, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Guy who threw an egg at Emmanuel Macron …

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September 24, 2021 at 11:59 PM

What A Day: Mari-cope-a County

What A Day: Mari-cope-a County Our octogenarian must never hear of this.  Friday, September 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Boebert, doing her best …

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September 24, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: Mint conditions

What A Day: Mint conditions A mumps and measles renaissance. Thursday, September 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, memer of Congress …

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September 23, 2021 at 12:28 AM

What A Day: Nigh's the limit

What A Day: Nigh's the limit 2008 with less Twilight and more global pandemic. Wednesday, September 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani, towelfluencer …

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September 22, 2021 at 12:09 AM

What A Day: For Schum the bell tolls

What A Day: For Schum the bell tolls Thanks, Dean Heller! Tuesday, September 21, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Subtle insurrectionist In additio…

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September 21, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Build Whack Better

What A Day: Build Whack Better France is still giving us the silent treatment. Monday, September 20, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Mandel, dinguist …

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September 18, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: The Food and Drug Administration

What A Day: The Food and Drug Administration Mayor Pete: Uncensored Friday, September 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Justice Clarence Thomas, not in any way a partisan hack …

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September 17, 2021 at 12:59 AM

What A Day: The more, the Merricker

What A Day: The more, the Merricker Glenn “Larry ‘Donald Trump’ Elder” Youngkin. Thursday, September 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pope "Alanis Morissette" Francis on an anti-vax car…

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September 16, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: Win some/Newsom

What A Day: Win some/Newsom The fundamental legal tenet of "no takebacks." Wednesday, September 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Trinidad and Tobago's health minister debunking Nicki Mi…

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September 15, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Eat, drink, and beat Larry

What A Day: Eat, drink, and beat Larry Stop, relax, voting more than once is fraud. Tuesday, September 14, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. Jim Risch (R-ID), lunatic …

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September 14, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Mad Vax, Fury Chode

What A Day: Mad Vax, Fury Chode Jurassic Park but for wooly mammoths Monday, September 13, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, cable newsman …

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September 10, 2021 at 11:42 PM

What A Day: Jabbin' fever

What A Day: Jabbin' fever All the better for up-and-coming butter sculptors. Friday, September 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Eleanor Holmes Norton denying releasing six zebras into t…

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September 10, 2021 at 12:09 AM

What A Day: No more Mr. Entice Guy

What A Day: No more Mr. Entice Guy Shots in arms and Rons on mountaintops. Thursday, September 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rand Paul staring wistfully at guns, as one does …

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September 9, 2021 at 12:13 AM

What A Day: Rebel without a pause

What A Day: Rebel without a pause Banana trees are infrastructure. Wednesday, September 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Steve from Blues Clues on a mission to make millennials cry …

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September 8, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: The Roe must go on

What A Day: The Roe must go on More like Klandy Hellville. Tuesday, September 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Caitlyn Jenner, principle-haver T…

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September 1, 2021 at 12:32 AM

What A Day: Heidi-way robbery

What A Day: Heidi-way robbery A smarmy Icarus for our times.  Tuesday, August 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Politico Playbook celebrating a journalist-murderer's special day …

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August 31, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: War, out

What A Day: War, out We're at the combination climate crisis and pandemic. Monday, August 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mitch McConnell, noted opposer of criticizing others …

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