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September 22, 2021 at 12:09 AM

What A Day: For Schum the bell tolls

What A Day: For Schum the bell tolls Thanks, Dean Heller! Tuesday, September 21, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Subtle insurrectionist In additio…

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September 21, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Build Whack Better

What A Day: Build Whack Better France is still giving us the silent treatment. Monday, September 20, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Mandel, dinguist …

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September 18, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: The Food and Drug Administration

What A Day: The Food and Drug Administration Mayor Pete: Uncensored Friday, September 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Justice Clarence Thomas, not in any way a partisan hack …

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September 17, 2021 at 12:59 AM

What A Day: The more, the Merricker

What A Day: The more, the Merricker Glenn “Larry ‘Donald Trump’ Elder” Youngkin. Thursday, September 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pope "Alanis Morissette" Francis on an anti-vax car…

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September 16, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: Win some/Newsom

What A Day: Win some/Newsom The fundamental legal tenet of "no takebacks." Wednesday, September 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Trinidad and Tobago's health minister debunking Nicki Mi…

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September 15, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Eat, drink, and beat Larry

What A Day: Eat, drink, and beat Larry Stop, relax, voting more than once is fraud. Tuesday, September 14, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. Jim Risch (R-ID), lunatic …

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September 14, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: Mad Vax, Fury Chode

What A Day: Mad Vax, Fury Chode Jurassic Park but for wooly mammoths Monday, September 13, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, cable newsman …

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September 10, 2021 at 11:42 PM

What A Day: Jabbin' fever

What A Day: Jabbin' fever All the better for up-and-coming butter sculptors. Friday, September 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Eleanor Holmes Norton denying releasing six zebras into t…

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September 10, 2021 at 12:09 AM

What A Day: No more Mr. Entice Guy

What A Day: No more Mr. Entice Guy Shots in arms and Rons on mountaintops. Thursday, September 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rand Paul staring wistfully at guns, as one does …

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September 9, 2021 at 12:13 AM

What A Day: Rebel without a pause

What A Day: Rebel without a pause Banana trees are infrastructure. Wednesday, September 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Steve from Blues Clues on a mission to make millennials cry …

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September 8, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: The Roe must go on

What A Day: The Roe must go on More like Klandy Hellville. Tuesday, September 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Caitlyn Jenner, principle-haver T…

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September 1, 2021 at 12:32 AM

What A Day: Heidi-way robbery

What A Day: Heidi-way robbery A smarmy Icarus for our times.  Tuesday, August 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Politico Playbook celebrating a journalist-murderer's special day …

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August 31, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: War, out

What A Day: War, out We're at the combination climate crisis and pandemic. Monday, August 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mitch McConnell, noted opposer of criticizing others …

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August 27, 2021 at 9:07 PM

What A Day: We need to talk about Kevin

What A Day: We need to talk about Kevin Addictive luxuries, like food. Friday, August 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump on a one-hit wonder who wasn't so bad…

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August 27, 2021 at 12:32 AM

What A Day: Airport in a storm

What A Day: Airport in a storm America's Ivermectin Adventure is...going. Wednesday, August 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ron DeSantis, that guy …

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August 26, 2021 at 12:34 AM

What A Day: Hit me w/ ur boost shot

What A Day: Hit me w/ ur boost shot One last cash grab for the road.  Wednesday, August 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kayleigh McEighneighneigh on four years of simultaneous crises …

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August 25, 2021 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: Rule story, bro!

What A Day: Rule story, bro! Derp another day. Tuesday, August 24, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Alex Jones on one of the only smart things Trump’s ever said …

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August 24, 2021 at 12:09 AM

What A Day: Playing Gottheimer

What A Day: Playing Gottheimer Our apologies to Japan. Monday, August 23, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -The FDA The Food and Drug Administration…

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August 20, 2021 at 9:23 PM

What A Day: Stakes on a plane

What A Day: Stakes on a plane Let venomous suitors down gently. Friday, August 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA), well-adjusted person  …

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August 20, 2021 at 12:57 AM

What A Day: Barf Brooks

What A Day: Barf Brooks Introducing virtual reality antitrust hearings! Thursday, August 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Mandel, actually asked about kids bringing COVID home from…

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August 19, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Too ghoul for school

What A Day: Too ghoul for school Text your California exes, for democracy. Wednesday, August 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A private investigator making the most of a California reca…

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August 18, 2021 at 12:00 AM

What A Day: An arm and a Greg

What A Day: An arm and a Greg (vaxo-Americans, you heard it here first) Tuesday, August 17, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Speaker Pelosi on the centrist Dems taking the Biden agenda host…

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August 16, 2021 at 11:59 PM

What A Day: Raging Kabul

What A Day: Raging Kabul ...a striking reminder that neither Bezos nor Musk pay enough money in taxes. Friday, August 16, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy, truly passionate; …

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August 13, 2021 at 9:06 PM

What A Day: Mod Cave America

What A Day: Mod Cave America Do not let Dianne taste the Mountain Dew. Friday, August 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Bar Rescue host Jon Taffer's extremely chill logic…

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August 13, 2021 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Redistrict scrutiny

What A Day: Redistrict scrutiny The Inalienable Right To Spread COVID At Hard Rock Cafe. Thursday, August 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Gov. David Paterson (D-NY), trailblazer…

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August 12, 2021 at 8:40 PM

The next 10 years

The next 10 years When you woke up this morning, did you realize this day could be a turning point for the rest of your life (or at least the next decade of it)?  Hope we got you with that dramatic hook, because this email is abou…

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August 12, 2021 at 12:23 AM

What A Day: Reconcilable BIFerences

What A Day: Reconcilable BIFerences There, now everyone's happy. Wednesday, August 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lt. Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY), throwing Cuomo under the bus leaving Al…

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August 11, 2021 at 12:04 AM

What A Day: Cuom over

What A Day: Cuom over We have BIFtoff. Tuesday, August 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Lindell trying to say "Bolsonaro" (before simply calling him "Brazil") …

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August 10, 2021 at 12:40 AM

What A Day: The new warm-al

What A Day: The new warm-al Forgot step 3, Get Vaccinated In Secret. Monday, August 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Arnold Schwarzenegger on trusting the experts …

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August 9, 2021 at 6:00 PM

No Off Years

No Off Years 2021. It’s been a weird year so far! From the high highs of getting vaccinated and reuniting with friends and family, to the low lows of an insurrection and the growing threat of right-wing authoritarianism, to the co…

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August 6, 2021 at 8:38 PM

What A Day: The Delting pot

What A Day: The Delting pot The houseboat stylings of Lisa Murkowski. Friday, August 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz, enormous Senate floor loser …

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August 6, 2021 at 12:40 AM

What A Day: Brains vs. Ron

What A Day: Brains vs. Ron Oops! All Leaks™ Thursday, August 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Election-loser attacking bronze-winning U.S. women’s soccer team …

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August 5, 2021 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: Zero Clark Thirty

What A Day: Zero Clark Thirty A real Catch-COVID-22. Wednesday, August 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ),  As kids start …

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August 3, 2021 at 11:53 PM

What A Day: Cuom Alone II

What A Day: Cuom Alone II Lost in New York Tuesday, August 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The Maricopa County Board telling Karen Fann to grow the fuck up …

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August 3, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: Houseboat of cards

What A Day: Houseboat of cards No Twitter for Old Men Monday, August 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), having a normal response to Delta variant stress …

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July 30, 2021 at 9:02 PM

What A Day: Here comes 'Santis laws

What A Day: Here comes 'Santis laws America's Favorite Senator does it again! Friday, July 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elise Stefanik, moron …

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July 30, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: The Aug of war

What A Day: The Aug of war Back to the ol' jetpack office. Thursday, July 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy short-circuiting while trying to take down Nancy Pelosi …

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July 29, 2021 at 12:56 AM

What A Day: Passing the BIF test

What A Day: Passing the BIF test Let us reward him with a nicely-wrapped subpoena. Wednesday, July 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sean Casten celebrating Hot FERC Summer on the House …

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July 28, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: Whistle stop boor

What A Day: Whistle stop boor A perfect warm summer night for an Ice Cream Task Force. Tuesday, July 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A MAGA reporter on Liberal Censorship at a pro-insu…

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July 27, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Next of Kinz

What A Day: Next of Kinz We do not pretend to know what is happening in Atlanta. Monday, July 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Peter Doocy, who will freak when he finds out he works for…

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July 23, 2021 at 8:32 PM

What A Day: Ivey seen enough

What A Day: Ivey seen enough Take it to Telegram, you green-thumbed sickos. Friday, July 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -A relatable Senate staffer on the state of the …

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July 23, 2021 at 12:17 AM

What A Day: Bretter late than never

What A Day: Bretter late than never On the bothsides of history. Thursday, July 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ronny Jackson, months after every single Democrat said they were vaxxed …

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July 22, 2021 at 12:36 AM

What A Day: Slimmed Jims

What A Day: Slimmed Jims Maybe they'll vote her out with a curtsy? Wednesday, July 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, taking the Poster's Pledge …

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July 21, 2021 at 12:31 AM

What A Day: Worst man in space

What A Day: Worst man in space Tom Brady, welcome to the resistance.  Tuesday, July 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jeff Bezos thanking the Amazon Community for his phallic joyride to …

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July 20, 2021 at 12:59 AM

What A Day: Bill Cassidy and the Unvaxxed Kids

What A Day: Bill Cassidy and the Unvaxxed Kids A two-for-one alternate reality subscription package! Monday, July 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on a hypothetical zombie…

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July 16, 2021 at 9:25 PM

What A Day: Back that AZ up

What A Day: Back that AZ up (Somberly) Hell yeah. Friday, July 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ivanka Trump on January 6, if you're in a credulous mood …

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July 16, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: Out-of-Joint Chiefs

What A Day: Out-of-Joint Chiefs Let the Big Man on Bench enjoy his senior year! Thursday, July 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, garbage-star-maker and poet  …

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July 15, 2021 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: Extending the Olivia branch

What A Day: Extending the Olivia branch Sour to the people. Wednesday, July 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anthony Fauci, on White House Vaccine Influencer Olivia Rodrigo …

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July 14, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Exception improves the rule

What A Day: Exception improves the rule Get in the carveout, loser, we're going legislating. Tuesday, July 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Terry McAuliffe baiting Donald Trump into the…

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July 13, 2021 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: Don't suppress with Texas

What A Day: Don't suppress with Texas The Kraken is...crying? Monday, July 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on the growth he's experienced through two impeachments …

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