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  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM

AAF... making anti-abortion extremists uncomfortable since forever.

Your donation keeps humor and truth front and center in the fight for abortion access.  Hello john, you bold believer in bodily autonomy,This year marks Abortion Access Front (AAF)’s 10th anniversary. If you’ve followed AAF for any length of time…you know we don’t do quiet. When abortion access is …
  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM

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Don't miss this opportunity to double your impact for clinic support!Hey john! I didn't want you to miss this opportunity...Make a Giving Tuesday gift before midnight tonight and our awesome supporter will double it!   Hello john, you brilliant do-gooder,It’s Giving Tuesday, which means two things:1…
  Lizz Winstead & Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM

This Giving Tuesday: Help AAF Show Clinics Some Big-Time Love

Here’s how we’ve lifted clinic workers for a decade.  Hello john, you brilliant do-gooder,It’s Giving Tuesday, which means two things:1. I’m coming to you with a heartfelt ask, and 2. Every dollar you give today will be DOUBLED thanks to a generous supporter who loves us so much, they want to DOUBLE…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM

Welcome to the AAF Holidays: Where the News Is Hotter Than the Oven

And we’re SICK OF IT! Hi john, Can you feel it in the air? The crunch of crisp autumn leaves, the promise of pumpkin spice migraines, and the sound of your racist Uncle Dick popping open a Natty Light. The classic signs that the holidays are here! And since the news cycle never stops hitting new low…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM

It’s AAF’s 10th Anniversary of Pi$$ing Off The Patriarchy

Keep us on the road, in the fight, and out of your inbox.  Hey john, you fierce and fabulous human, Abortion Access Front (AAF) is officially TEN years old. You likely already know the lore—a decade ago, Lizz Winstead, Daily Show co-creator, looked around at the dumpster fire of reproductive rights…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM

The GOP Tried It Again and Men Are Apparently Melting

Why are they so fragile? Hi john, Friday is back, and so is Abortion Access Front with all of the latest and predictably ungreatest abortion news in the land! Stick with us, kid, and you’ll always be in the know!The Ol’ Abortion Legislation Sneakaroo Fun fact: THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS ARE PRO-CHOI…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM

AAF’s 10-Year Anniversary Celebration was EVERYTHING!

And then some! Hi john, Wow! What a week it’s been! On Monday, Abortion Access Front celebrated our 10-Year Anniversary with our very snarky, sophomorically-sophisticated Golden Probe Awards, and it was PURE MAGIC! We brought together celebs, supporters and hundreds of badass abortion access warrior…
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM

Who Lied More This Week—Susan Collins or Fake Clinics?

Who can even tell anymore! Hi john, Rebecca Black said it best: Friday is about hanging out with friends, having fun, and exposing anti-abortion extremism! Okay, so we added that last one, but we still stand by it. This week’s batch of abortion news is sure to cause fresh eye rolls and involuntary …
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM

One Nation Under Josh Hawley’s Control Issues

With liberty and justice for nobody. Hi john, Friday is back, and so is Abortion Access Front right smack in your inbox! With just two weeks between now and Halloween, we wish we could promise that the little goblins and ghouls running around your neighborhood will be the scariest thing you’ll see……
  Team AbortionAF · [email protected]
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM

The “Pro-Life” Emperor Has No Clothes (Yes, it’s NSFW)

Hi john, The week’s barely over and already the anti-abortion extremists are already giving us the Sunday Scaries. But worry not— Abortion AF has the remedy: your marching orders to fight back is locked, loaded, and ready to shut their nonsense down. Now for this week’s news highlights in the Repr…