From Scary Mommy <[email protected]>
Subject Hold Up: Why Does My TP Have A Scalloped Edge? Does Yours?
Date November 2, 2022 10:15 PM
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Scary Mommy investigates.

 

Scary Mommy
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Nov 02, 2022

 

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Hold Up: Why Does My TP Have A Scalloped Edge? Does Yours?
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Today, a mystery grips Scary Mommy. An unnamed editor recently reached over to
the toilet paper roll and discovered an expectedly fancy touch: the perforations
between sheets were now scalloped, rather than straight lines. “Her mind reeled:
Is this a thing? And further, is there any actual utility to this design change?
Does it, like, increase absorbency, or reduce the roll's carbon footprint
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or something? That is, does it have a point beyond mildly confusing people as
they wipe?” writes Katie Arnold-Ratliff, who went digging at the editor's
request.

Give it a read to learn what she found… and laugh your — ahem — butt off, also.

Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor

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