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Hi John! It’s Lexi, Adam’s coolest, favorite, most successful
child. (I wrote more but they made me shorten it, regrettably)
In true oldest child fashion, I've already planned the ultimate birthday
surprise for my dad, and it's iconic. His 62nd birthday is today if you
didn’t already know (apologies if his age gets redacted from this email...
that's classified).
Anyway, the surprise involves this photo of him I found that looks like it
was taken right out of a 90s sitcom like Friends, or more accurately,
Seinfeld — imagine a guest star on that show who's storyline involves
debating the "hardships" of being a vegan Jew visiting New York City with
George Costanza, again... iconic!
From a place of love and total fashion superiority, I’ve been telling my
dad for years he needs a wardrobe makeover. He’s still wearing Abercrombie
& Fitch shirts, which at this point are honestly becoming vintage and
maybe even.... cool? (don't tell him I said that).
However - that’s when I got a perfect idea for his birthday! His very own
limited edition ✨retro shirt✨ please, please, hold your applause.
[ [link removed] ]Adam Schiff Retro T-Shirt
[ [link removed] ]BUY A RETRO SHIRT
It’s already flying off the racks. Oh, and while you're checking out my
awesome design, might as well pick up some of the other fun merch on my
dad's store too (c'mon, support our democracy people).
I can’t wait to see his reaction when he sees people wearing these on the
street — he’s gonna flip lol.
[ [link removed] ]You can buy one now by clicking here!
Hope you like the shirts! P.S. Dad, if you see this email, no you didn’t.
Sorry, I forgot to ask permission! Happy Birthday!!
Sincerely,
Lexi
150 E. Olive Ave., Suite 208 Burbank CA, 91502
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