Hi John! It’s Lexi, Adam’s coolest, favorite, most successful child. (I wrote more but they made me shorten it, regrettably)

In true oldest child fashion, I've already planned the ultimate birthday surprise for my dad, and it's iconic. His 62nd birthday is today if you didn’t already know (apologies if his age gets redacted from this email... that's classified).

Anyway, the surprise involves this photo of him I found that looks like it was taken right out of a 90s sitcom like Friends, or more accurately, Seinfeld — imagine a guest star on that show who's storyline involves debating the "hardships" of being a vegan Jew visiting New York City with George Costanza, again... iconic!

From a place of love and total fashion superiority, I’ve been telling my dad for years he needs a wardrobe makeover. He’s still wearing Abercrombie & Fitch shirts, which at this point are honestly becoming vintage and maybe even.... cool? (don't tell him I said that).

However - that’s when I got a perfect idea for his birthday! His very own limited edition ✨retro shirt✨ please, please, hold your applause.

It’s already flying off the racks. Oh, and while you're checking out my awesome design, might as well pick up some of the other fun merch on my dad's store too (c'mon, support our democracy people).

I can’t wait to see his reaction when he sees people wearing these on the street — he’s gonna flip lol.

You can buy one now by clicking here!

Hope you like the shirts! P.S. Dad, if you see this email, no you didn’t. Sorry, I forgot to ask permission! Happy Birthday!!

Sincerely,
Lexi