Hey there,

Once just a humble children’s author in a cardigan, I am now the
#1 bestselling author in the nation. My inspiring LGBTQ+
children’s book, Johnny the Walrus, has shot to the top of
Amazon’s charts – again. It sold out in less than 18 hours after
its original release in November 2021, and is now on its fourth
printing with a quarter million copies in print.

While men, women, and children from every corner of the world
love the book, it's been met with criticism and tears from the
leftist leaders at Amazon. Leaked footage proves this. They
hosted a webinar with their employees to help them process the
“trauma” that might have followed a read of my inspiring
children’s tale, and I am not surprised — these employees are
extremely weak.

What these psychologically infantile creatures do not seem to
understand is that I wrote the book to provide children with an
alternative to their own disturbing ideology. And I am
succeeding. In fact, it’s not just me. The Daily Wire is
investing a whopping hundred million dollars into DW Kids — real
children’s entertainment without a political agenda — to combat
the leftist indoctrination occurring on the television from the
provider of all our childhood fairytales: Disney.

While we never plan on giving up this battle, we do need your
help to continue the fight. If you head to
www.dailywire.com/subscribe-johnny-the-walrus
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right now and sign up for an ALL ACCESS membership using code
WALRUS — I’ll give you a free signed copy of Johnny the Walrus to
do whatever you want with. I would suggest reading it to your
children, but reading it to any deranged adults who need guidance
also works.

Thank you for your compliance.
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Matt Walsh

Host, The Matt Walsh Show

#1 Best-Selling Author In the Nation, Johnny the Walrus

1831 12th Ave South Ste. 460, Nashville, TN 37203

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