Hey there,
Once just a humble children’s author in a cardigan, I am now the #1 bestselling author in the nation. My inspiring LGBTQ+ children’s book, Johnny the Walrus, has shot to the top of Amazon’s charts – again. It sold out in less than 18 hours after its original release in November 2021, and is now on its fourth printing with a quarter million copies in print.
While men, women, and children from every corner of the world love the book, it's been met with criticism and tears from the leftist leaders at Amazon. Leaked footage proves this. They hosted a webinar with their employees to help them process the “trauma” that might have followed a read of my inspiring children’s tale, and I am not surprised — these employees are extremely weak.
What these psychologically infantile creatures do not seem to understand is that I wrote the book to provide children with an alternative to their own disturbing ideology. And I am succeeding. In fact, it’s not just me. The Daily Wire is investing a whopping hundred million dollars into DW Kids — real children’s entertainment without a political agenda — to combat the leftist indoctrination occurring on the television from the provider of all our childhood fairytales: Disney.
While we never plan on giving up this battle, we do need your help to continue the fight. If you head to www.dailywire.com/subscribe-johnny-the-walrus right now and sign up for an ALL ACCESS membership using code WALRUS — I’ll give you a free signed copy of Johnny the Walrus to do whatever you want with. I would suggest reading it to your children, but reading it to any deranged adults who need guidance also works.
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