The category has become totally flooded by left-wing propaganda.
 
 

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First We Saved Abuela, Then We Saved Virginia. Now, We Are Saving
Children’s Books.

By Matt Walsh


As any parent who has ventured into the children’s section at Barnes and Noble
knows, the category has become totally flooded by left-wing propaganda. Every
other title on the shelf is “Anti-Racist Baby” or “I Am Jazz” or “Jacob’s New
Dress” or “Charlie the Unicorn Has Two Mommies and Three Daddies” or whatever.
A good portion of this agitprop has a racial message, but most of it is focused
on gender and identity because the first and primary goal of the indoctrinators
is to induct children into the religion of gender ideology.

 

Why is this so important? Because, as I have long argued, we are in the midst
of a war over truth. These are not scuffles around the edges of truth. We are
not fighting over the truth or falsehood of this or that claim. The goal of the
leftist, fundamentally, is to relativize everything, relativize reality itself.
He wants to be the God of his own life, his own universe. This is how he
envisions freedom. This is what he means when he uses the word. Freedom in the
sense of being untethered from any sort of objective, defining, or definable
force, floating aimlessly in an ambiguous abyss. And if this is the goal, there
is no better starting point than to undermine biological reality, freeing
oneself from one’s own physical nature. And there is no better place to start
that project than with children, who already have a tenuous grasp on reality
and will believe pretty much anything you tell them (hence the whole Santa
Claus thing).

 

Children have no choice but to rely on the adults around them to guide them
through the early stages of life. The young of many different species have this
need, to one degree or another, and sometimes in the lesser species, this
vulnerability and reliance put them in danger. Rats, for example, will
sometimes eat their own young. Lions and scorpions will do the same. Humans
have a more ideological version of this. Helpless children are devoured by the
leftist indoctrinators. The predator feeds upon the innocence of the child,
exploits it, uses it to his own advantage. This is going on everywhere,
especially in the books and shows and other forms of entertainment made for
kids these days. For a long time, conservatives have essentially surrendered
this ground to the Left, like it had surrendered almost everything else,
allowing the Left to turn children’s books into vehicles for this cult-like
brainwashing, without offering any response or alternative. But it’s time for
that to change, which is why I have finally embraced my true calling as a
children’s author — cardigan and all — and written my first work of children’s
literature, “Johnny the Walrus
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It’s difficult to summarize the book
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because it is a lengthy story of some 400 words, across 30 cardboard pages. It
took me many laborious months to write. Countless nights were spent hunched
over my typewriter, honing and crafting this work of literature. In brief, it
is a story about a creative and imaginative young child. Like most young
children, he likes to play pretend. One day, he pretends to be a walrus. He
even has wood spoons in his mouth like tusks and socks on his hands like fins.
But unfortunately his mommy is the confused and impressionable sort, and she
learns from the internet that if your child identifies as something, then he
must actually be that thing. Johnny’s mommy spends the majority of the story
trying to raise her child according to his walrus self-identity. She does her
level best to give her trans-walrus son the sort of walrus life she thinks he
wants and needs. At the darkest point in the novel (yes, I’m calling it a novel
now) she brings him to a purple haired doctor who recommends that he take
medication and undergo rather barbaric surgical procedures to complete his
walrus transition. Over time, though (spoiler alert), Johnny’s mommy comes to
understand that just because a child pretends to be something, that doesn’t
mean he actually is what he’s pretending to be.

 

On second thought, the summary was longer than the book
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itself. Forget about summaries and buy a copy for yourself and 20 more for
your closest friends and family members atJohnnyTheWalrus.com
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. The book sold out on Amazon in a day as we rocketed to number three on the
bestseller list. What this means is that I can legitimately refer to myself as
a bestselling children’s author, and I have indeed been referring to myself
that way all week, and will continue to do so for many weeks to come. I even
gave the name “Bestselling children’s author Matt Walsh” when I ordered a pizza
last night. I am going to milk this for all its worth, believe me.

 

Update: My title has become longer, as “Johnny the Walrus
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” is now the #1 LGBTQ+ release on Amazon. Needless to say now that I am the new
leading voice in the LGBT community, I am exempt from all criticism. You are
also morally required to purchase my book. Failure to do so will now be
considered homophobia and gay erasure. I don’t make the rules but I will
enforce them.
Get Your Copy
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