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  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 29, 2022 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: To Ketchup A Predator

What A Day: To Ketchup A Predator Ketchup EVERYWHERE! Tuesday, June 28, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lake Superior, absolutely drowning Republican hack Tom Fitton …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 27, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Sem' no evil

What A Day: Sem' no evil Hear that ladies? Just keep that stuff AWAY. Monday, June 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Boris Johnson, on playing tough with the Kremlin …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 24, 2022 at 9:00 PM

What A Day: Dobbsmacked

What A Day: Dobbsmacked So that was a lie. Friday, June 24, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), asking for a pardon from Donald Trump …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
June 24, 2022 at 4:14 PM

Today’s abortion decision

We’re angry. You’re angry. Go to votesaveamerica.com/roe to do something about it. We’ve known this day was coming, but that doesn’t make it any easier. With a 6-3 conservative majo…
  Jon (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 23, 2022 at 11:34 PM

What A Day: Eenie, meanie, whiney Mo

What A Day: Eenie, meanie, whiney Mo Amazon has single-handedly crushed the seance industry. Thursday, June 23, 2022 BY JON MILLSTEIN & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mike Pence, learning Congress cal…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 22, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Powell movement

What A Day: Powell movement Her aforementioned daddy. Wednesday, June 22, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL), after losing the Alabama Senate primary …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
June 22, 2022 at 1:02 AM

You're invited! Our State Power Series kicks off with “After Roe: Reproductive and Civil Rights Move to States”

As we near the end of June, we know that, any day now, one of the 13 opinions the Supreme Court has left to issue will be Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, in which the Court is poised to overturn the constitutiona…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 21, 2022 at 11:04 PM

What A Day: 'perger flipper

What A Day: 'perger flipper Thoroughly pantsed Trump... Tuesday, June 21, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nevada GOP attorney general nominee, Sigal Chattah, having a normal one…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 17, 2022 at 9:31 PM

What A Day: Frontline fling

What A Day: Frontline fling The judge said no :( Friday, June 17, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Eastman, innocent person …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 17, 2022 at 12:07 AM

What A Day: DiLutting the message

What A Day: DiLutting the message (this guy goes nuts with email!) Thursday, June 16, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Christian Walker, son of Herschel, absentee father of three …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 15, 2022 at 11:29 PM

What A Day: For crying out Loudermilk

What A Day: For crying out Loudermilk To thine own self be true. Thank you, thank you, I wrote that myself.    Wednesday, June 15, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ginni Thomas, …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 14, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: All Clark, no bite

What A Day: All Clark, no bite Joker 2 is gonna be a musical Tuesday, June 14, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani, unconvincingly, on his election-night drunkenness …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 13, 2022 at 11:32 PM

What A Day: Fool intentions

What A Day: Fool intentions Sorry to this mastodon. Monday, June 13, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), enjoying the art of subtlety …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 10, 2022 at 9:00 PM

What A Day: Dang, Mike Pence

What A Day: Dang, Mike Pence WHAM, right to Kushner's nards. Friday, June 10, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -MTG, blowing the whistle on farted-upon insurrectionists …
  Julia (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 10, 2022 at 12:15 AM

What A Day: Ban-d On The Gun(s)

What A Day: Ban-d On The Gun(s) The classic 10-strikes-then-make-a-new-profile rule. Thursday, June 09, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA), on who Republica…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 8, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Boudin on the splits

What A Day: Boudin on the splits Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Fossils) Wednesday, June 08, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Hogg, sister of David, wrecking Rep. Marjorie Taylor …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 7, 2022 at 11:35 PM

What A Day: Proud before the fall

What A Day: Proud before the fall [[X-Files music] Tuesday, June 07, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. John Thune (R-SD), regular guy, defending weapons of war …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 6, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: Tip of the 'spiracy

What A Day: Tip of the 'spiracy Things are going great everywhere.  Monday, June 06, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), wondering what the world is comin…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 3, 2022 at 8:33 PM

What A Day: Here today, gone Navarro

What A Day: Here today, gone Navarro More like Viktor Florban, amirite? Friday, June 03, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Biden, with the sickest Elon Musk burn of all time …
  Nick (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 2, 2022 at 11:36 PM

What A Day: A time to bill

What A Day: A time to bill Sentient acne Stephen Bannon. Thursday, June 02, 2022 BY NICK TURNER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Bill Barr, clown-ass attorney general Th…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
June 1, 2022 at 11:33 PM

What A Day: Jury of one's jeers

What A Day: Jury of one's jeers The most Brain Genious verdict of all time. Wednesday, June 01, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Laura Ingraham, defending guns from pot smokers …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 31, 2022 at 11:38 PM

What A Day: Roberts's rules

What A Day: Roberts's rules American defense officials (who have never been wrong)... Tuesday, May 31, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris "Dinner Plans" Coons, angling for cl…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 27, 2022 at 10:34 PM

What A Day: Houston, you have a problem

What A Day: Houston, you have a problem Sometimes all the toilets are already clogged.  Friday, May 27, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Boebert, on how flying famously di…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 27, 2022 at 12:13 AM

What A Day: The Stitts keep on coming

What A Day: The Stitts keep on coming Enjoy the copyright while it lasts, Tigger. Thursday, May 26, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Herschel Walker, still, somehow, on gun contr…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
May 26, 2022 at 7:49 PM

Grief and resolve after Uvalde

TW: discussions of gun violence  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 25, 2022 at 11:58 PM

What A Day: All shock, no action

What A Day: All shock, no action Our long national nightmare continues. Wednesday, May 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Herschel Walker, on gun control …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 25, 2022 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: The unimaginable, again

What A Day: The unimaginable, again You ghouls have fun at the NRA convention.  Tuesday, May 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Murderous Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 24, 2022 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Perdue for a reckoning

What A Day: Perdue for a reckoning A beautiful forced-retirement present.  Monday, May 23, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani, screaming at a stranger during a parade…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 20, 2022 at 10:42 PM

What A Day: Walker, sexist danger

What A Day: Walker, sexist danger Very cool stuff. Friday, May 20, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Soon to be former Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), getting his fash on …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
May 20, 2022 at 6:00 AM

Let's get to work

Thank you to everyone who joined us this week  for the third installment of Midterm Madness: The Game Plan. If you weren’t able to make it, make sure you check out the great conversation between Dan and Shaniqua on the impact …
  Kate (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 19, 2022 at 11:25 PM

What A Day: Count wackula

What A Day: Count wackula You’d have to try really hard to get fired from your job right now. Thursday, May 19, 2022 BY KATE DOYLE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former president, man who invaded Ir…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 18, 2022 at 11:24 PM

What A Day: Can't bind a Fetterman

What A Day: Can't bind a Fetterman The GOP: It’s a worker’s party now! Wednesday, May 18, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sandy Smith, North Carolina GOP House nominee, crushing…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 17, 2022 at 11:57 PM

What A Day: Oz célèbre?

What A Day: Oz célèbre? Not since George W. Bush invaded Iraq... Tuesday, May 17, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, describing Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
May 16, 2022 at 11:29 PM

How could the SCOTUS decision transform the midterms?

2 Political Experts React  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 16, 2022 at 11:00 PM

What A Day: New Elise on lies

What A Day: New Elise on lies ...just like his wife Ginni. Monday, May 16, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elise Stefanik spokesman, lying about calling her opponents pedophiles…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 13, 2022 at 11:15 PM

What A Day: All Elon the botch-tower

What A Day: All Elon the botch-tower A real Fascists Triangle. Friday, May 13, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, very convincing genius T…
  Nick (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 12, 2022 at 11:52 PM

What A Day: More like SLAY-TO

What A Day: More like SLAY-TO Not all heroes wear shoes. Thursday, May 12, 2022 BY NICK TURNER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madonna, obviously A tectonic geopolitica…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 12, 2022 at 12:03 AM

What A Day: The maiming of the shrewd

What A Day: The maiming of the shrewd No word on whether the sidewalk chalk was sentient. Wednesday, May 11, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elise Stefanik, high-dignity person …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 10, 2022 at 11:42 PM

What A Day: Protest protest too much

What A Day: Protest protest too much Almost like there’s some lesson here. Tuesday, May 10, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE), the man with dinner plans …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 9, 2022 at 11:53 PM

What A Day: Clar' and present danger

What A Day: Clar' and present danger Somehow he wasn’t referring to his insurrectionist wife Ginni. Monday, May 9, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mayor Eric Adams, justifying t…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 6, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: The backhand of Oz

What A Day: The backhand of Oz Some stupid judge. Friday, May 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ginni Thomas, normal Supreme Court spouse Russia’…
  Jocelyn (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 5, 2022 at 11:47 PM

What A Day: More like Elon Busks

What A Day: More like Elon Busks Good luck figuring that one out, codebreakers! Thursday, May 5, 2022 BY JOCELYN COFFMAN & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn, choice-of-words person …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 5, 2022 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: Rubbing Laxalt in the wound

What A Day: Rubbing Laxalt in the wound The most secretly recorded man in the world... Wednesday, May 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -JD Vance, pride of the Ohio GOP …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 3, 2022 at 11:17 PM

What A Day: Sam hill to die on

What A Day: Sam hill to die on Something, something Ginni Thomas? Tuesday, May 3, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Manchin, confused about what "democracy" means …
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
May 3, 2022 at 9:11 PM

Update: Strict Scrutiny's Prof. Leah Litman joins us to talk SCOTUS, Roe, and what's next

We planned an event to talk about the 2022 midterm map. But then… things changed.  First, we want to acknowledge what a grave and scary moment this is. On Monday, a Supreme Court draft opinion, written by Justice Samuel Alito, was leaked t…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
May 3, 2022 at 12:01 AM

What A Day: Ronny on the spot

What A Day: Ronny on the spot Vladimir Putin et al are super P.O.’d. Monday, May 2, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Candace Owens, mistaking J.K. Rowling for George Orwell …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 29, 2022 at 11:30 PM

What A Day: The Bennie-Hill show

What A Day: The Bennie-Hill show Strategic fetal positioning. Friday, April 29, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Maria Bartiromo, coaching Mark Meadows on coaching Trump on coup-…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
April 29, 2022 at 3:02 AM

How do you know your work on the midterms will make a difference?

It’s a weird year. (Ok, it’s a weird decade.) We’ve all got a lot going on, and a lot of emotions, not least about the midterms.  We’ve heard a lot of anxiety, despair, and fear surrounding the midterms. We get it. There’s a …
  Kate (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 29, 2022 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: The Lindells vs the Machines

What A Day: The Lindells vs the Machines It’s like Eisenhower said... Thursday, April 28, 2022 BY KATE DOYLE & CROOKED MEDIA  -Roger Stone, right before getting suspended from Twitter a…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 28, 2022 at 12:04 AM

What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz

What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz The butt side of cows will presumably remain unmasked. Wednesday, April 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, explaining why he told h…