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Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 29, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy

What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy Don't put all of your cookbooks in one cargo ship. Friday, January 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), during his Stat…
Jon Lovett (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 28, 2022 at 3:00 PM

Lovett or Leave It: Live or Else Tour

Lovett or Leave It: Live or Else Tour Tickets on sale now! HEY. Lovett or Leave It is going on tour and tickets are on sale today at 10 am local. We have some amazing shows lined up and I can't wait …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 28, 2022 at 1:06 AM

What A Day: School Maus block’d

What A Day: School Maus block’d Please stop startling the octogenarians.  Thursday, January 27, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Candace Owens, on Minnie Mouse wearing a pantsuit…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 27, 2022 at 1:14 AM

What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane

What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane “My client is no different from the traitors of yore."  Wednesday, January 26, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -No Labels, slapping quite a lab…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 26, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop

What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop The end of the road for Big Pencil. Tuesday, January 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Conservative MP Conor Burns, on Boris Johnson's lockdown b…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 25, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Doocy Goosied

What A Day: Doocy Goosied Think about that silver lining, from before! Monday, January 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -U.S. District Court Judge Jed Rakoff, on Sarah Palin …
Pod Save America · [email protected]
January 24, 2022 at 8:29 PM

Pod Save America's Going On Tour!

Pod Save America's Going On Tour! Join Jon, Jon, Tommy and Dan LIVE starting April 14th Pod Save America: (A)live And On Tour Presale Starts Tuesday! Set your alarms! Presale tickets will be available tomorrow, Tues…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 22, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er But her completely gibberish emails.  Friday, January 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, on why she was sub…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 21, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: On the daughter-front

What A Day: On the daughter-front This is not the green M&M our Founding Fathers wanted. Thursday, January 20, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -An Oath Keeper misquoting Mont…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 20, 2022 at 2:03 AM

What A Day: The fils have ayes

What A Day: The fils have ayes The important thing is, they had fun out there. Wednesday, January 19, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lisa Murkowski, on fixing the Senate …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 19, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Rud-dunnit

What A Day: Rud-dunnit Fingers crossed for some friendly goons! Tuesday, January 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, preparing to help shred that legacy …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 15, 2022 at 12:54 AM

What A Day: 'Kraine check

What A Day: 'Kraine check No privacy for fully-uniformed popes these days. Friday, January 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Virginia Republicans' anti-CRT bill, on the stuff …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 14, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL Cool cool cool cool. Thursday, January 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kamala Harris, on whether it's time fo change the COVID strategy …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 13, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door The next booster is more of a body high.  Wednesday, January 12, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marco Rubio on the most urgent threat to Am…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 12, 2022 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Doctor fil

What A Day: Doctor fil Pokémon GO to the Second District Court of Appeal. Tuesday, January 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville making sense of a pandemic the wa…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 11, 2022 at 1:33 AM

What A Day: Where Jordan

What A Day: Where Jordan What goes a-Rounds comes a-Rounds. Monday, January 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anti-vaxxer Christopher Key hawking the next golden COVID cure  …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 8, 2022 at 1:47 AM

What A Day: No mands land

What A Day: No mands land Watch your back out there, Street View. Friday, January 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz groveling for forgiveness for calling January 6 a t…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 7, 2022 at 1:26 AM

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid Hey Pope, play the hits.  Thursday, January 6, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lindsey Graham on the world's first apolitical coup attemp…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 6, 2022 at 1:46 AM

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys The first admitted viewer of Emily in Paris S2. Wednesday, January 5, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Dana Perino on how military-grade polic…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 5, 2022 at 1:28 AM

What A Day: Cuom court advantage

What A Day: Cuom court advantage The CDC says keep tweeting, it's not owned.  Tuesday, January 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A "friend" of J.D. Vance, on his cool new beard…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 4, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: Holmes to roost

What A Day: Holmes to roost Doofuses in disarray. Monday, January 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump endorsing authoritarian Hungarian leader Viktor Orban …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 17, 2021 at 11:21 PM

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind Happy 23rd month of March 2020! Friday, December 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, Christmas understander Seas…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 16, 2021 at 11:29 PM

What A Day: The Chuck stops here

What A Day: The Chuck stops here Save the oceans, conceal the fish. Thursday, December 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Fox News host Pete Hegseth, leaving us no choice …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 15, 2021 at 11:31 PM

What A Day: Build Back Fettered

What A Day: Build Back Fettered More like Siiiiickarus. Wednesday, December 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Manchin, to a reporter asking about the child tax credit …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 15, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed The eternal gospel of “he who smelt it, dealt it.” Tuesday, December 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX), comparing th…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 13, 2021 at 11:38 PM

What A Day: Coup've got mail

What A Day: Coup've got mail Somebody wake up James Comey. Monday, December 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, Time's 2021 Person of the Year …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 11, 2021 at 1:10 AM

What A Day: May it sleaze the court

What A Day: May it sleaze the court An argument for less government transparency. Friday, December 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Fox News contributor keeping the Christm…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 10, 2021 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: James and the giant bitch

What A Day: James and the giant bitch More unattainable camel standards. Thursday, December 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, on the true cost of catching COVID…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 9, 2021 at 1:11 AM

What A Day: Done, Forrest, done

What A Day: Done, Forrest, done Can't eat just one filibuster carveout. Wednesday, December 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ainsley Earhardt eulogizing the burning Fox News C…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 7, 2021 at 10:54 PM

What A Day: Vlad habits die hard

What A Day: Vlad habits die hard A little bit of Andrzej by my side Tuesday, December 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy, master of character judg…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 7, 2021 at 1:44 AM

What A Day: No Nunes is good Nunes

What A Day: No Nunes is good Nunes Across the pond it's actually "coucaine." Monday, December 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, unfairly persecuted bioweapon …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 4, 2021 at 12:58 AM

What A Day: Jobberwonky

What A Day: Jobberwonky Nothing wrong with a few Toilet Bucks. Friday, December 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson emailing the one and only Hunter Biden in 2014 …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 3, 2021 at 1:07 AM

What A Day: 'Cronic fatigue syndrome

What A Day: 'Cronic fatigue syndrome Alexa, blast “Love Hurts.” Thursday, December 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Meadows, on the contents of his own book …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 2, 2021 at 1:20 AM

What A Day: Roe to the wolves

What A Day: Roe to the wolves The low-stakes whodunnit we need. Wednesday, December 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Cillizza, Both Sides virtuoso …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 1, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Quid bro Cuo

What A Day: Quid bro Cuo Look, we had a good run. Tuesday, November 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, grammar NOT-zi Dis…
Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 30, 2021 at 6:01 PM

What a year.

What a year. A fun way to end this soul-sucking, omicron-infested fiery hellscape we call 2021 New laws limiting the freedom to vote. Assaults on reproductive freedom. A new Covid variant that one party believes is suspiciously timed to benefit …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 30, 2021 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: Hooked om’cronics

What A Day: Hooked om’cronics McCona-na-na-naughey hey, goodbye. Monday, November 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anthony Fauci, a man who's had it up to here with Ted Cruz …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 24, 2021 at 9:31 PM

What A Day: Unpardoned turkeys

What A Day: Unpardoned turkeys Another humiliating defeat for land biologists. Wednesday, November 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -James Beeks: actor, Michae…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 24, 2021 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Baby got backslide

What A Day: Baby got backslide Still technically a democracy! U-S-A! Tuesday, November 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Christie, fearless Trump critic …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 23, 2021 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Powell movement

What A Day: Powell movement ....solemnly donned matching hot dog costumes. Monday, November 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Virginia Lt. Gov.-elect Winsome S…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 20, 2021 at 1:36 AM

What A Day: Kyle and terror

What A Day: Kyle and terror A heartening absence of smallpox. Friday, November 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy, shouting some words he knows …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 19, 2021 at 1:21 AM

What A Day: Reign of SALT

What A Day: Reign of SALT Do not let Ted Cruz wear the dress. Thursday, November 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ilhan Omar in response to Lauren Boebert's House floor sland…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 18, 2021 at 1:07 AM

What A Day: QAnon shamin'

What A Day: QAnon shamin' Hope everyone's hungry for hot dog NFTs. Wednesday, November 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, scraping the bottom of the insult barrel…
Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 17, 2021 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: Credit fraud

What A Day: Credit fraud A(n incredibly low) bar. Tuesday, November 16, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Steven Pinker on his brief and fruitful affiliation with “University” of …
Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 16, 2021 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: IckB goes down

What A Day: IckB goes down Folks: It’s not great. Monday, November 15, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) on Trump defending the ‘hang Mike Pence' chant …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 13, 2021 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: The LMAO of Steve

What A Day: The LMAO of Steve Redistricting: It’s Not All Bad!™  Friday, November 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz, U.S. senator The s…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 12, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Chutkan ya do

What A Day: Chutkan ya do Banksy knows why. Thursday, November 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, foreign policy LARPer While disgr…
Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 11, 2021 at 7:49 PM

Fingers

Fingers Weird subject line, right? It gets weirder inside.  Last year, your fingers signed up to be a part of the Vote Save America community. They logged into Zoom trainings, texted volunteers, and smashed the donate button. Now, thanks to that…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 11, 2021 at 1:20 AM

What A Day: Awry on our own supply

What A Day: Awry on our own supply What a time to be allegedly alive. Wednesday, November 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pennsylvania Senate Candidate Sean Parnell, on gend…
Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 10, 2021 at 1:14 AM

What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope

What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope Is Merrick Garland aware about how incentives work? Tuesday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former White House Chief of Staff Mar…