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Subject Walmart is the most American thing at the World Cup / 95 year old is still water skiing / Cannibalism is bad for y…
Date July 9, 2026 5:01 AM
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Walmart is hosting VIP tours for World Cup visitors [ [link removed] ]
If the tour is taking place in a closed store, they might walk away pretty amazed by America. However if it’s the middle of the day with the aisles full of sweaty Americans, we might end up in a world war. What do you think our visitors should see to get the complete United State of America experience?
Man named world’s oldest water skier just before 95th birthday [ [link removed] ]
Most people would probably be happy just being able to float in the water at age 95
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