From John Kennedy <[email protected]>
Subject   I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs  
Date December 30, 2025 11:46 PM
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I’m behind and getting my tail kicked.

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Folks, I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking
chairs.

_I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY FINANCE TEAM, AND LET’S JUST SAY
THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD._

We’re hours away from our big 2025 fundraising deadline, and I’m
still $17749.82 short. That may not sound like much to the high-dollar
Democrat donors flying around on private jets, but to a fella like me
— and folks like you — it makes all the difference in the world.

PITCH IN TO MAKE A DENT [2]

Chuck Schumer, AOC, and the Loon Wing of the Democrat Party have been
ridin’ a gravy train with biscuit wheels, scoopin’ up bushels of
cash from Wall Street and Hollywood.

_ME? I’M A SIMPLE MAN FROM LOUISIANA, TRYIN’ TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON
AND HOLD THE LINE FOR COMMON SENSE._

So, here’s the god's honest truth:

I need your help right now to close this gap and make sure we don’t
hand Schumer and his liberal buddies a win before we even get to 2026.
They have their sights set on taking back the Senate, and if we
don’t catch up, it will be as good as gone.

CAN YOU CHIP IN JUST $25 OR MORE TODAY TO HELP ME CROSS THE FINISH
LINE? WE’LL BE SITTIN’ DOWN TOMORROW TO GO OVER THE NUMBERS —
AND I’D BE PROUD TO SEE YOUR NAME ON THAT LIST. [1]

$25 TO STOP THE LOON WING [1]

$35 FOR COMMON-SENSE [2]

$50 TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON [3]

$100 TO SAVE THE SENATE [4]

GIVE A GIFT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON [5]

Thanks for always bein’ in my corner. I never take that for granted.


THE CLOCK’S TICKIN’. EVERY DOLLAR COUNTS, AND WE’RE UP AGAINST
THE DEMOCRAT MONEY MACHINE. LET’S SHOW ’EM WE DON’T BACK DOWN
EASY. [1]

God bless,
John Kennedy

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[John Kennedy for Senate] [2]_
Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!

CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
FIGHTING CHANCE. [2]_
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