Folks, I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I just got off the phone with my finance team, and let’s just say things aren’t looking good.
We’re hours away from our big 2025 fundraising deadline, and I’m still $17749.82 short. That may not sound like much to the high-dollar Democrat donors flying around on private jets, but to a fella like me — and folks like you — it makes all the difference in the world.
Chuck Schumer, AOC, and the Loon Wing of the Democrat Party have been ridin’ a gravy train with biscuit wheels, scoopin’ up bushels of cash from Wall Street and Hollywood.
Me? I’m a simple man from Louisiana, tryin’ to keep the lights on and hold the line for common sense.
So, here’s the god's honest truth:
I need your help right now to close this gap and make sure we don’t hand Schumer and his liberal buddies a win before we even get to 2026. They have their sights set on taking back the Senate, and if we don’t catch up, it will be as good as gone.