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Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship
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President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be
the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world. The
Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive schematic of this formidable new war
machine: Additional features not pictured will include: 19″ solid gold cannons:
Way better than the Yamato’s puny 18.1″ cannons. Escalator […]
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Post-Bondi, a Woman Applauds Male Courage
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chuckmoser/iStock/Getty Images Plus “‘Guns don’t kill people; men and boys
kill people,’ experts say,” read an October 2017 USA Today headline. The next
month, Democrat Dana Nessel, running for Michigan attorney general, told state
residents to support her, not a man. She meant any man because, her reasoning
went, a woman won’t likely commit […]
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Gender Ideology Is a Cult Religion Seeking to Destroy Children
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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:15 — 10.0MB) Subscribe:
Android | | More The movement to suck children into the LGBTQIA+ agenda is a
religious cult that operates in academia, media, and on social media platforms
like TikTok to recruit and radicalize an army of […]
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Dad Disappointed As Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks
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CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father
Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks. “Huh.
I was really sure this was going to be a M1928 Thompson Submachine Gun,”
Reinfeld said, before quickly catching himself. “I mean — cool. Socks.”
According to sources, […]
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New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black
Squares For Heads
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the
Department of Justice, it has become evident to everyone that Jeffrey Epstein,
along with being a vile sex trafficker, had some sick fetish for girls with
giant black square heads. “It’s disgusting,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said.
“But you wanted us […]
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