I nearly spit out my sweet tea
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Folks,
I’LL LEVEL WITH YOU: WE’RE $3,000 SHORT OF WHERE WE NEED TO BE BY
MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, AND WHEN I SAW THAT NUMBER, I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY
SWEET TEA.
_And our end-of-year deadline? It’s coming up quicker than a June
bug on a duck._
Now, the folks on the other side will look at our report after the
final quarterly deadline and try to turn it into a soap opera.
They’ll flap their gums, thump their chests, and act like we’ve
been steamrolled by a Mardi Gras parade.
_Bless their confused little hearts._
But the truth is simpler than a one-string banjo: we need to close
this gap before midnight, and I can’t do it without you.
IF YOU CAN CHIP IN — EVEN A LITTLE — IT’LL HELP US HIT THAT
$3,000 MARK AND KEEP OUR MOMENTUM FROM WOBBLIN’ LIKE A THREE-LEGGED
BARSTOOL. [1]
Every bit you give keeps the lights on, the wheels turning, and my
blood pressure low enough that my doctor won’t fuss at me again.
Thank you,
John Kennedy
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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!
CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
FIGHTING CHANCE. [2]_
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