Folks,

I’ll level with you: we’re $3,000 short of where we need to be by midnight tonight, and when I saw that number, I nearly spit out my sweet tea.

And our end-of-year deadline? It’s coming up quicker than a June bug on a duck.

Now, the folks on the other side will look at our report after the final quarterly deadline and try to turn it into a soap opera. They’ll flap their gums, thump their chests, and act like we’ve been steamrolled by a Mardi Gras parade.

Bless their confused little hearts.

But the truth is simpler than a one-string banjo: we need to close this gap before midnight, and I can’t do it without you.

If you can chip in — even a little — it’ll help us hit that $3,000 mark and keep our momentum from wobblin’ like a three-legged barstool.

Every bit you give keeps the lights on, the wheels turning, and my blood pressure low enough that my doctor won’t fuss at me again.

Thank you,
John Kennedy