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An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post’s Journalists
All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little
Babies)
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — An anonymous source has just revealed to The Babylon Bee
that the Washington Post‘s journalists all still wet their beds and wear Paw
Patrol pajamas, which are for dumb little babies. According to the unnamed
source, every last one of the WaPo staff writers also frequently sucks on their
thumbs and sleeps […]
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Klavdiya’s Twelve Days: When Angels Feed Goats
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Psalm 23:4 – ‘Even when I walk through the darkest valley, I will not be
afraid, for you are with me.’ In the pre-dawn darkness of June 6, 2023, when
the Kakhovka Dam was breached and the waters of the Dnipro River surged without
warning through sleeping villages below, God was preparing to write a […]
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Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix
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U.S. — In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across
the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they’re
still making LaCroix. The unexpected finding shocked researchers who sought to
determine if production of LaCroix had continued or if the not-quite-flavored
carbonated beverage had mysteriously faded into mythical […]
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Seven States Could Vote on Abortion in 2026
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Pro-life advocates are bracing for a pivotal battle in 2026 as voters in seven
states prepare to weigh in on ballot measures that could either safeguard legal
protections for the unborn or create a fake right to kill babies in abortions.
With two measures already certified for the November 3 election and five others
possibly […]
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‘Black Hawk Down’ Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was
reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing downtown
Minneapolis as the primary filming location. “I got stuck there on a layover
once, and I thought I’d landed in Somalia, but it was just Minnesota,” producer
Jerry Bruckheimer said. […]
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