WASHINGTON, D.C. — An anonymous source has just revealed to The Babylon Bee that the Washington Post‘s journalists all still wet their beds and wear Paw Patrol pajamas, which are for dumb little babies. According to the unnamed source, every last one of the WaPo staff writers also frequently sucks on their thumbs and sleeps […]

Psalm 23:4 – ‘Even when I walk through the darkest valley, I will not be afraid, for you are with me.’ In the pre-dawn darkness of June 6, 2023, when the Kakhovka Dam was breached and the waters of the Dnipro River surged without warning through sleeping villages below, God was preparing to write a […]

U.S. — In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they’re still making LaCroix. The unexpected finding shocked researchers who sought to determine if production of LaCroix had continued or if the not-quite-flavored carbonated beverage had mysteriously faded into mythical […]

Pro-life advocates are bracing for a pivotal battle in 2026 as voters in seven states prepare to weigh in on ballot measures that could either safeguard legal protections for the unborn or create a fake right to kill babies in abortions. With two measures already certified for the November 3 election and five others possibly […]

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing downtown Minneapolis as the primary filming location. “I got stuck there on a layover once, and I thought I’d landed in Somalia, but it was just Minnesota,” producer Jerry Bruckheimer said. […]