You’d make me happier than THIS…
Folks,
_I’m sweating like a harlot in church._
My team just gave me an update on our fundraising for the month, and
we’re further behind than a toupee in a hurricane.
How much do I need to raise by midnight to catch up?
_$5,875_
SO I’M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOU, MY FAVORITE RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE
LOVIN’ PAL, FOR HELP. [1]
_You’d make me happier than a mosquito at a nudist colony if you’d
chip in $5 before midnight._
RUSH $5 [2]
_You’d make me happier than a dog with two tails if you’d chip in
$15 before midnight._
RUSH $15 [3]
_You’d make me happier than a squirrel in a nut factory if you’d
chip in $25 before midnight._
RUSH $25 [1]
Anything you can spare will help immensely. And if you can’t spare
anything, I’d appreciate it if you could forward this email to three
friends.
God Bless,
[John Kennedy for Senate] [4]
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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!
CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
FIGHTING CHANCE. [5]_
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