John Kennedy for Senate I got AOC's Christmas list directly from Santa, and
it's crazier than Frosty the Snowman chilling in Cancun
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John,
Christmas is right around the corner, and AOC has already sent Santa her
Looney Christmas list.
And uh oh – Santa checked it twice, and it turns out she's not too nice.
She's on his NAUGHTY list this Holiday season.
You know me – Santa and I are tighter than a new pair of red Christmas boots.
So I called in a favor with the big man and got her Christmas list of demands
to reopen the government.
And it's way naughtier than I thought it would be…
Dear Santa,
It's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez here. Since I got coal for Christmas last year,
I wanted to send you my Christmas list early. And if I don't get what I want,
I'm keeping the Government SHUTDOWN!
* A brand new shiny sickle and hammer
* Tax the rich (except me and my Socialist Comrades)
* An All-Access Pass to the women's bathroom for every transgender in America
* $24.6 MILLION to "climate resilience" in Honduras
* $3.9 MILLION to "LGBTQI+ democracy grants" in the Balkans
* $2 MILLION to "organizing for feminist democratic principles" in Africa
* $833 THOUSAND for transgender people in Nepal
* $3.6 MILLION for "pastry cookie classes and dance focus groups for male
prostitutes" in Haiti
* $3 MILLION for "circumcisions and vasectomies" in Zambia
Santa, I know you're busy this season. So I just want the American taxpayers
to pay for my Christmas list.
But remember - I'm keeping the Government shutdown until I get my presents
this year!
Love,
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Folks, I'm only half joking here. These spending demands are REAL!
Before I tell Santa to feed her Christmas list to Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer, I need to get your thoughts.
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Should Republicans cave into her demands to reopen the government? Or should
we continue holding strong until the wacky Democrats come to their senses?
REVIEW AOC'S CHRISTMAS LIST
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You'd make me happier than a penguin in an ice chest if you'd take two minutes
to respond before midnight.
Thank you,
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John Kennedy
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