Hens deserve better. And so does Happy Gilmore.
Friends, isn’t it a bummer when something (or some company) ruins a funny movie … with animal cruelty?
Sadly, that's what is happening with the new Happy Gilmore film. Subway is back as a Netflix partner and Happy’s sponsor in the movie, and we’re thinking that Happy Gilmore fans, Subway customers, and the millions of hens suffering in cages deserve a whole lot better.
So, we’re sending Subway a little reminder that there is no amount of clever marketing it can produce to compensate for the company's endless silence on cruel animal confinement.
Tell Subway to save the silence for when we’re watching the movie, not when we’re asking its executives to make good on a promise. [[link removed]] Watch what goes into the Unhappy Gilmore Meal [[link removed]]

Ten years ago, Subway committed to sparing hens from cruel cages by the end of 2025. We’ve asked the company again and again and again to report on its progress. And we’ve received nothing but silence. Let’s tell Subway executives how we feel about that.

WE'RE NOT HAPPY [[link removed]]
We know you won’t be distracted by clever marketing tactics, and we won’t either. Subway can keep its “Unhappy” Gilmore Meal. We want answers, not a bag of chips and a drink to go with animal cruelty.

Anna Peer
Senior Campaigns Lead
P.S. Tell Subway it’s shanking its cage-free commitment to customers and you’re not having any of it. [[link removed]] Happy Gilmore deserves better, and so do hens.

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