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Fellow American,

Houston, we had a problem! But President Trump and Elon Musk fixed it. That's
AFFIRMATIVE.

Our heroic astronauts were STUCK IN SPACE for 286 days. That's nine months
away from their family and friends, no thanks to former President Biden and the
Radical Left.

As a self-proclaimed MAGA Astronaut, I couldn't imagine the courage they had
to possess to fight through the loneliness of space without the promise of
returning home to their wives, husbands, and children.But after all, becoming a
space pilot requires a good altitude.
This is a serious topic, so here are a few of my favorite astronaut jokes to
lighten the gravity of the situation:

* What's a light year? The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories!
* What do you call an alien with three eyes? An Aliiien!
* How do you organize a space party? You PLANET!
* Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In a launch-box! Back to Earth
now. Rescuing our astronauts is a credit to President Trump, Elon Musk, and our
MAGA Movement. But the Radical Left wants to send us all to Mars so they can
get on with their WOKE Agenda.

The only way to protect our MAGA Agenda is by blasting off a donation to
Republican Leaders in Congress. Can you chip in just $5 to take our Movement to
the MOON?
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I'm standing by, waiting for your donation.


SEND OUR FUNDRAISING TO THE MOON
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In the wise words of the other Rocket Man, Elton John: "I think it's gonna be
a long, long time… 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find" the Radical
Left is running out of time to destroy America, but only with YOUR HELP.

So Fellow American, how do you read? Will you chip in a donation before our
midnight deadline?
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Over and out,
The MAGA Astronaut














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