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| Fellow American, Houston, we had a problem! But President Trump and Elon Musk fixed it. That's AFFIRMATIVE. Our heroic astronauts were STUCK IN SPACE for 286 days. That's nine months away from their family and friends, no thanks to former President Biden and the Radical Left. As a self-proclaimed MAGA Astronaut, I couldn't imagine the courage they had to possess to fight through the loneliness of space without the promise of returning home to their wives, husbands, and children. But after all, becoming a space pilot requires a good altitude. This is a serious topic, so here are a few of my favorite astronaut jokes to lighten the gravity of the situation:
The only way to protect our MAGA Agenda is by blasting off a donation to Republican Leaders in Congress. Can you chip in just $5 to take our Movement to the MOON? I'm standing by, waiting for your donation.
In the wise words of the other Rocket Man, Elton John: "I think it's gonna be a long, long time… 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find" the Radical Left is running out of time to destroy America, but only with YOUR HELP. So Fellow American, how do you read? Will you chip in a donation before our midnight deadline? Over and out, The MAGA Astronaut |
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