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Monday, May 20, 2024
BY CROOKED MEDIA
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- [Rudy Giuliani on X]([link removed]), moments before authorities found him at his own birthday party and served him with an indictment.
The death of Iran’s hardline president threw the region into fresh uncertainty at a critical moment in the country’s shadow war with Israel.
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[President of the Islamic Republic of Iran]([link removed]) Ebrahim Raisi had been [widely seen]([link removed]) as the implementer of supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s policies, rather than the guy making the calls. Still, his sudden death in a helicopter crash on Sunday alongside Iran’s foreign minister throws his country into a political crisis after months of escalating conflict with Israel. Many analysts said they expect the country’s policies to remain relatively stable until a new election is held, although tensions with Israel remain on a knife's edge. Iranian state media have so far attributed the crash to an unspecified “technical failure” as the president returned over foggy mountains from inaugurating a new dam on the country’s northwest border. But some U.S. officials worry the country could try to blame the incident on Israel or the U.S., [according to Politico.]([link removed])
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Raisi’s death scrambles the search for a successor to the 85-year-old Khamenei. As the country’s top elected official, Raisi had been seen as a serious contender for that high post, even though his tenure was wracked with controversy. Raisi oversaw brutal crackdowns on protests and ordered tighter enforcement of the [country’s divisive hijab law]([link removed]) restricting women’s dress and behavior. For now, Vice President Mohammad Mokhber will serve as interim president until elections are held within 50 days.
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is meanwhile facing new pressures at home and abroad. [The chief prosecutor for the International Criminal Court announced Monday he’s seeking to charge]([link removed]) both Netanyahu and Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar with crimes against humanity. Such charges would be extremely difficult to enforce, but the move still represents a symbolic blow to Netanyahu as he grows increasingly isolated. At the same time, a key member of Israel’s war cabinet, Benny Gantz, has threatened to step down if Netanyahu does not develop a plan for the future of the country’s war in Gaza within the next three weeks.
[The White House said]([link removed]) it does not expect Raisi’s death to significantly alter U.S.-Iranian relations. President Biden [condemned]([link removed]) the ICC prosecutor’s call for criminal charges, insisting there is no equivalence between the conduct of Israel and Hamas.
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Lovett Or Leave It is going on tour! Tour shows are always a blast because you get to hang out with other fans and see Lovett at the height of his power: onstage at a regional theater. There will be tons of fun games, sketches, and 100% perfect jokes, plus if you get VIP tickets, there’s a pre-show Q&A that won’t make it to the pod, so it'll be even more chaotic than usual. Head to [crooked.com/events]([link removed]) for dates and tickets.
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[Rudy Giuliani celebrated his 80th birthday]([link removed]) over the weekend with a serving of cake and a side of criminal allegations. The longtime Trump attorney just spent three weeks ducking an Arizona indictment for allegedly conspiring to overturn Trump’s loss in the Grand Canyon State. He even taunted prosecutors on social media. It turns out that might have been a bad idea!
Deep into festivities at his Palm Beach, Florida party on Friday evening, Giuliani posted to X: “If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning; 1. They must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they can’t count votes.” The authorities rolled right up and served him less than two hours later. The Arizona District attorney got the last laugh, writing on X: “The final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani, nobody is above the law.” Giuliani has since deleted his post. Happy Birthday, Rudy!
The prosecution rested in the hush money trial of disgraced former President Donald Trump, after testimony from Trump’s former fixer Michael Cohen. Cohen admitted stealing roughly $30,000 from Trump, [and called it a form of “self-help.”]([link removed]) Perhaps he meant “helping himself.”
The first witness for Trump’s defense, a former lawyer for Cohen named Robert Costello, enraged Judge Juan Merchan by acting the fool on the stand. The judge cleared [the courtroom and thundered]([link removed]) at Costello: “You don't give me side-eye and you don't roll your eyes.” He added: “If you don't like my ruling, you don't say 'jeez.'” Seriously? Rolling his eyes and saying “Jeez” to the judge? Brilliant legal defense strategy from the former guy!
[Actress Scarlet Johansson]([link removed]) is calling out OpenAI, the maker of ChatGPT, for allegedly using a voice that was “eerily similar” to hers after she declined to provide her actual voice to the company last year. OpenAI denied the voice used for its “Sky” system was a direct imitation of ScarJo. But the company said in [a statement on X]([link removed]) that it’s working to pause the voice while the company “addresses questions.” You don't say! We’ve got a few questions ourselves!
[A Texas federal judge blocked the Biden administration]([link removed]) from fully implementing a rule that expanded background checks when selling firearms online and at gun shows. A Trump-appointed judge banned the rule from being enforced in Texas or against members of certain gun rights groups. The Biden administration had hoped to close the “gun show loophole” by requiring the same background checks standards held in gun stores.
[The Supreme Court chose not to hear a challenge]([link removed]) on Maryland’s ban on certain assault-style semi-automatic weapons on Monday, while a lower circuit court is pending litigation. Maryland banned military-style rifles like AR-15s and AK-47s in 2013 after the Sandy Hook Elementary School mass shooting.
[Senate Democrats plan to push forward]([link removed]) with a second vote on a bipartisan border enforcement bill that Senate Republicans blocked back in February to appease former President Trump. Republicans are likely to shoot it down again, but Democrats want to show voters that they are trying to address migration and the crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border and point the finger at the other side for any inaction. President Biden, of course, showed support for that plan.
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[Disneyland in California]([link removed]) just became a union town. Cast members at the theme park who perform as Disney characters voted to unionize with the Actor’s Equity Association on Saturday. You go, Mickie and Minnie. You fight for livable wages and more PTO!
[A 90-year-old man]([link removed]) who was supposed to be the first Black astronaut finally got his chance to go to space, 60 years after racism stole his opportunity. Instead, that man, Edward Dwight, just became the oldest person to ever go to space — [nudging past actor William Shatner]([link removed]).
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