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Democrats,
I am sure you have already gone through a box of tissues crying over former-Speaker Kevin McCarthy quitting his job and leaving the House. You are probably left wondering how the House is going to function without such a tremendous man of character. I mean, his own Republican colleagues trusted his leadership so much that it took him only 15 times to finally win the gavel. What a guy!
We thought we would do Kevin a favor and help him find his next big job. Before he leaves office, we will send him a nice little letter with our recommendation for his next gig. In the meantime, we drafted him some language to put in the skills section of his resume.
Professional Skillz:
*
Ability
to
adapt
on
positions/leadership
:
On
January
6th,
I
privately
blasted
Trump
about
the
January
6
riot
only
to
turn
around
and
publicly
kiss
Trump’s
backside
weeks
later.
*
Works
well
with
difficult
people
like
insurrectionists
:
After
an
angry
mob
violently
broke
into
Congress
to
try
and
overturn
our
country's
Democratic
elections,
I
stood
with
the
rioters
to
vote
to
overturn
the
election.
*
Ability
to
maintain
motivation
in
tough
situations
:
When
I
was
a
Member
of
Congress,
I
ran
for
Speaker
of
the
House.
I
lost
14
times,
the
most
since
the
Civil
War.
But
I
didn’t
let
that
get
me
down!
*
Like,
really
strong
ability
to
maintain
motivation
in
tough
situations
:
After
I
lost
14
times,
I
was
only
speaker
for
269
days
and
got
ousted
by
my
own
party.
One
can
say
that
I
had
the
most
humiliating
run
at
being
speaker
in
US
History.
But
I
won’t
let
that
get
me
down
either!
*
Microsoft
Office
Suite
:
I
am
well
versed
in
Microsoft
Office
and
know
how
to
use
Excel.
Here at DPNM, we used a complex algorithm to match Kevin McCarthy’s skillset to the jobs below. Donate to let us know which job we should recommend to our dear friend Kevin: [[link removed]]
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Sorry, but we might just be a little too excited to see Kevin go. He and his Republican friends in Congress have proven time and time again that they are willing to put our democracy on the line for their own gain. Kevin McCarthy bragged about creating the bogus Benghazi Special Committee to defeat Hillary Clinton, he voted to try and overturn the 2020 elections, and he continued to support Donald Trump after he incited a mob on the Capitol.
Kevin McCarthy is a perfect example of how broken the modern GOP is and it’s our responsibility to do everything we can to throw them out of power. We need donations for election work to keep our Democratic Congressional Delegation in 2024. This is especially true in CD-02 where Trump/McCarthy ally Yvette Herrell is trying to defeat Congressman Gabe Vasquez. Please join our cause today. [[link removed]]
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