Democrats,
I am sure you have already gone through a box of tissues crying over former-Speaker Kevin McCarthy quitting his job and leaving the House. You are probably left wondering how the House is going to function without such a tremendous man of character. I mean, his own Republican colleagues trusted his leadership so much that it took him only 15 times to finally win the gavel. What a guy! We thought we would do Kevin a favor and help him find his next big job. Before he leaves office, we will send him a nice little letter with our recommendation for his next gig. In the meantime, we drafted him some language to put in the skills section of his resume.
Professional Skillz: - Ability to adapt on positions/leadership: On January 6th, I privately blasted Trump about the January 6 riot only to turn around and publicly kiss Trump’s backside weeks later.
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Works well with difficult people like insurrectionists: After an angry mob violently broke into Congress to try and overturn our country's Democratic elections, I stood with the rioters to vote to overturn the election.
- Ability to maintain motivation in tough situations: When I was a Member of Congress, I ran for Speaker of the House. I lost 14 times, the most since the Civil War. But I didn’t let that get me down!
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Like, really strong ability to maintain motivation in tough situations: After I lost 14 times, I was only speaker for 269 days and got ousted by my own party. One can say that I had the most humiliating run at being speaker in US History. But I won’t let that get me down either!
- Microsoft Office Suite: I am well versed in Microsoft Office and know how to use Excel.
Here at DPNM, we used a complex algorithm to match Kevin McCarthy’s skillset to the jobs below. Donate to let us know which job we should recommend to our dear friend Kevin: |
Sorry, but we might just be a little too excited to see Kevin go. He and his Republican friends in Congress have proven time and time again that they are willing to put our democracy on the line for their own gain. Kevin McCarthy bragged about creating the bogus Benghazi Special Committee to defeat Hillary Clinton, he voted to try and overturn the 2020 elections, and he continued to support Donald Trump after he incited a mob on the Capitol.
Kevin McCarthy is a perfect example of how broken the modern GOP is and it’s our responsibility to do everything we can to throw them out of power. We need donations for election work to keep our Democratic Congressional Delegation in 2024. This is especially true in CD-02 where Trump/McCarthy ally Yvette Herrell is trying to defeat Congressman Gabe Vasquez. Please join our cause today.
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