Hi Friend,



It’s only been a few hours and we’ve already been inundated with support (and humorous responses!) to our tongue-in-cheek removal company – Robbo’s Removals <[link removed]> – highlighting that Grant Robertson and 'Chippy' have helped 218,000 Kiwis move off shore to less taxed horizons since 2017...



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Yesterday the NZ Herald/NZME covered 'Robbo’s' new venture. How couldn’t they? The truck was parked right outside the Finance Debate at their Auckland HQ! 



Watch the 16-second video 📺🚚🤣



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Big visual stunts like this raise the profile (and make sure the media cannot ignore) important issues the politicians want to ignore.



Unless something is done, our best and brightest will continue to head overseas for greener pastures – as you'll see on the Robbo's Removals website <[link removed]>, we're holding Grant Robertson and Chris Hipkins to account on their higher taxes, the costs of living, wasteful spending, and failing public services.



Considering moving? Make sure you call ‘0800 TAX FLEE’ (0800 829 3533) to chat to Grant… 



We hope you enjoy.



Jordan, Callum and the whole team @ Taxpayers’ Union



ps. While the marketing is flash and they have a great website <[link removed]>, we hear they suck at delivery. 😉



From: Grant Robertson

Date: Wednesday, 27 September 2023 at 10:44 AM

To: Friend

Subject: 🛫 Thinking of fleeing New Zealand's high-taxes? We've got you covered 🚚



Get your free quote by calling Grant on 0800 TAX FLEE 



<[link removed]>Hi there Friend,



It's Grant here, but my friends call me "Robbo". I'm emailing to introduce you to my latest venture: Robbo's Removals <[link removed]>.



Fed up with high taxes? Exhausted with inflation eating your savings? Anxious about the looming mountains of national debt your kids and grandkids will have to pay? Or perhaps, public services got you down? Well don't frown! We've mapped out countries where things aren’t falling apart. If any of these sound painfully familiar... then call Robbo's Removals on 0800 Tax Flee!



Since 2017, we've been the trusty compass guiding over 218,000 Kiwis to less-taxed horizons. Wave goodbye to those financial frustrations and say hello to greener (and richer) pastures with Robbo's!



Our clients can't stop raving – from doctors to tech wizards, everyone's joining the Robbo's journey!



At Robbo's Removals, we specialise in shifting people and their livelihoods, a tradition inspired by, well, me. Since 2017, Robbo and Chippie have been so good at our jobs, we've driven nearly a quarter of a million of the brightest Kiwis from the Land of the Long White Cloud. Talk about a strong domestic export!



<>While we might be emptying your wallets, our new business is here to fill your suitcases! Forget about your worries of rising taxes, unaffordable housing, and printing money like it's going out of fashion. Our blokes are experts in strategic packing – they’ll squeeze every last item into that van as efficiently as I am squeezing every last cent out of your paycheck!



We believe in Robbo’s ‘leave no one behind’ approach – except we’re leaving behind the high costs of living, the daunting housing market, and the spiraling inflation. So, come aboard our van and join the exodus! With the Government doing its bit to encourage overseas adventures, it’s the perfect time for your own.



And hey, don’t be sheepish about this! If you can't afford the Auckland real estate market, Robbo's Removals has got you covered. We offer a comprehensive 'House-to-Hobbit Hole' service, perfect for those wanting to downsize and move into Middle-earth, which is surprisingly more affordable than Central Auckland.



But wait, there’s more! Take advantage of our unique 'Printing Press Perks'. You see, every time my mate Adrian fires up the RBNZ's printing press, we slash our rates! 



Remember, Friend, Robbo's Removals is not just a company, it's a revolution!



We're here to turn your dreams into reality, one piece of heavy-lifted furniture at a time.



So why wait? With 218,000 happy "emigrants" served, isn't it time you join the exodus and enjoy the ride with Robbo's Removals?



Give us a call today on 0800-Tax-Flee.



Until then, keep your spirits high and your taxes low. We look forward to helping you move on – literally!



Dial 0800-Tax-Flee to secure your escape plan with our charismatic duo. 



Keep calm and pack on!



Cheers,



<>Grant Robertson

Robbo's Removals Team

www.robbos.co.nz <[link removed]>



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