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Hi Friend,
It’s only been a few hours and we’ve already been inundated with
support (and humorous responses!) to our tongue-in-cheek removal
company – Robbo’s
Removals – highlighting that Grant Robertson and 'Chippy' have
helped 218,000 Kiwis move off shore to less taxed horizons since
2017...
Yesterday the NZ Herald/NZME covered 'Robbo’s' new venture. How
couldn’t they? The truck was parked right outside the Finance Debate
at their Auckland HQ!
Watch the 16-second video 📺🚚🤣
Big visual stunts like this raise the profile (and make sure the
media cannot ignore) important issues the politicians want to
ignore.
Unless something is done, our best and brightest will continue to
head overseas for greener pastures – as you'll see on the Robbo's
Removals website, we're holding Grant Robertson and Chris Hipkins
to account on their higher taxes, the costs of living, wasteful
spending, and failing public services.
Considering moving? Make sure you call ‘0800 TAX FLEE’
(0800 829 3533) to chat to Grant…
We hope you enjoy.
Jordan, Callum and the whole team @ Taxpayers’ Union
ps. While the marketing is flash and they have a great website,
we hear they suck at delivery. 😉
From: Grant Robertson
Date:
Wednesday, 27 September 2023 at 10:44 AM
To:
Friend
Subject: 🛫 Thinking of fleeing
New Zealand's high-taxes? We've got you covered 🚚
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Get your free quote by
calling Grant on 0800 TAX FLEE
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Hi there Friend,
It's Grant here, but my friends call me "Robbo". I'm emailing to
introduce you to my latest venture: Robbo's Removals.
Fed up with high taxes? Exhausted with inflation eating your
savings? Anxious about the looming mountains of national debt your
kids and grandkids will have to pay? Or perhaps, public services got
you down? Well don't frown! We've mapped out countries where things
aren’t falling apart. If any of these sound painfully familiar... then
call Robbo's Removals on 0800 Tax Flee!
Since 2017, we've been the trusty compass guiding over 218,000
Kiwis to less-taxed horizons. Wave goodbye to those financial
frustrations and say hello to greener (and richer) pastures with
Robbo's!
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Our clients can't stop raving – from doctors to
tech wizards, everyone's joining the Robbo's
journey!
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At Robbo's Removals, we specialise in shifting people and their
livelihoods, a tradition inspired by, well, me. Since 2017, Robbo and
Chippie have been so good at our jobs, we've driven nearly a quarter
of a million of the brightest Kiwis from the Land of the Long White
Cloud. Talk about a strong domestic export!
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While we might be emptying your wallets, our new business is here
to fill your suitcases! Forget about your worries of rising taxes,
unaffordable housing, and printing money like it's going out of
fashion. Our blokes are experts in strategic packing – they’ll squeeze
every last item into that van as efficiently as I am squeezing every
last cent out of your paycheck!
We believe in Robbo’s ‘leave no one behind’ approach – except we’re
leaving behind the high costs of living, the daunting housing market,
and the spiraling inflation. So, come aboard our van and join the
exodus! With the Government doing its bit to encourage overseas
adventures, it’s the perfect time for your own.
And hey, don’t be sheepish about this! If you can't afford the
Auckland real estate market, Robbo's Removals has got you covered. We
offer a comprehensive 'House-to-Hobbit Hole' service, perfect for
those wanting to downsize and move into Middle-earth, which is
surprisingly more affordable than Central Auckland.
But wait, there’s more! Take advantage of our unique 'Printing
Press Perks'. You see, every time my mate Adrian fires up the RBNZ's
printing press, we slash our rates!
Remember, Friend, Robbo's Removals is not just a company, it's a
revolution!
We're here to turn your dreams into reality, one piece of
heavy-lifted furniture at a time.
So why wait? With 218,000 happy "emigrants" served, isn't it time
you join the exodus and enjoy the ride with Robbo's Removals?
Give us a call today on 0800-Tax-Flee.
Until then, keep your spirits high and your taxes low. We look
forward to helping you move on – literally!
Dial 0800-Tax-Flee to secure your escape plan with our charismatic
duo.
Keep calm and pack on!
Cheers,
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Grant Robertson
Robbo's Removals Team
www.robbos.co.nz
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