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<[link removed]>Hi there Friend,
It's Grant here, but my friends call me "Robbo". I'm emailing to introduce you to my latest venture: Robbo's Removals <[link removed]>.
Fed up with high taxes? Exhausted with inflation eating your savings? Anxious about the looming mountains of national debt your kids and grandkids will have to pay? Or perhaps, public services got you down? Well don't frown! We've mapped out countries where things aren’t falling apart. If any of these sound painfully familiar... then call Robbo's Removals on 0800 Tax Flee!
Since 2017, we've been the trusty compass guiding over 218,000 Kiwis to less-taxed horizons. Wave goodbye to those financial frustrations and say hello to greener (and richer) pastures with Robbo's!
Our clients can't stop raving – from doctors to tech wizards, everyone's joining the Robbo's journey!
At Robbo's Removals, we specialise in shifting people and their livelihoods, a tradition inspired by, well, me. Since 2017, Robbo and Chippie have been so good at our jobs, we've driven nearly a quarter of a million of the brightest Kiwis from the Land of the Long White Cloud. Talk about a strong domestic export!
<Grant>While we might be emptying your wallets, our new business is here to fill your suitcases! Forget about your worries of rising taxes, unaffordable housing, and printing money like it's going out of fashion. Our blokes are experts in strategic packing – they’ll squeeze every last item into that van as efficiently as I am squeezing every last cent out of your paycheck!
We believe in Robbo’s ‘leave no one behind’ approach – except we’re leaving behind the high costs of living, the daunting housing market, and the spiraling inflation. So, come aboard our van and join the exodus! With the Government doing its bit to encourage overseas adventures, it’s the perfect time for your own.
And hey, don’t be sheepish about this! If you can't afford the Auckland real estate market, Robbo's Removals has got you covered. We offer a comprehensive 'House-to-Hobbit Hole' service, perfect for those wanting to downsize and move into Middle-earth, which is surprisingly more affordable than Central Auckland.
But wait, there’s more! Take advantage of our unique 'Printing Press Perks'. You see, every time my mate Adrian fires up the RBNZ's printing press, we slash our rates!Â
Remember, , Robbo's Removals is not just a company, it's a revolution!
We're here to turn your dreams into reality, one piece of heavy-lifted furniture at a time.
So why wait? With 218,000 happy "emigrants" served, isn't it time you join the exodus and enjoy the ride with Robbo's Removals?
Give us a call today on 0800-Tax-Flee.
Until then, keep your spirits high and your taxes low. We look forward to helping you move on – literally!
Dial 0800-Tax-Flee to secure your escape plan with our charismatic duo.Â
Keep calm and pack on!
Cheers,
<Grant%20sig>Grant Robertson
Robbo's Removals Team
www.robbos.co.nz <[link removed]>
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