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While we might be
emptying your wallets, our new business is here to fill your
suitcases! Forget about your worries of rising taxes, unaffordable
housing, and printing money like it's going out of fashion. Our blokes
are experts in strategic packing – they’ll squeeze every last item
into that van as efficiently as I am squeezing every last cent out of
your paycheck!
We believe in Robbo’s
‘leave no one behind’ approach – except we’re leaving behind the high
costs of living, the daunting housing market, and the spiraling
inflation. So, come aboard our van and join the exodus! With the
Government doing its bit to encourage overseas adventures, it’s the
perfect time for your own.
And hey, don’t be
sheepish about this! If you can't afford the Auckland real estate
market, Robbo's Removals has got you covered. We offer a comprehensive
'House-to-Hobbit Hole' service, perfect for those wanting to downsize
and move into Middle-earth, which is surprisingly more affordable than
Central Auckland.
But wait, there’s more!
Take advantage of our unique 'Printing Press Perks'. You see, every
time my mate Adrian fires up the RBNZ's printing press, we slash our
rates!
Remember, , Robbo's
Removals is not just a company, it's a revolution!
We're here to turn your
dreams into reality, one piece of heavy-lifted furniture at a
time.
So why wait? With
218,000 happy "emigrants" served, isn't it time you join the exodus
and enjoy the ride with Robbo's Removals?
Give us a call
today on 0800-Tax-Flee.
Until then, keep your
spirits high and your taxes low. We look forward to helping you move
on – literally!
Dial 0800-Tax-Flee to
secure your escape plan with our charismatic duo.
Keep calm and pack
on!
Cheers,
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