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Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 17, 2022 at 12:37 AM

What A Day: The (other) land of Oz

What A Day: The (other) land of Oz Forgot the first rule of Corruption Club. Wednesday, March 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, ruling out his bloodthirsty mob's…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 16, 2022 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Rope-a-pope

What A Day: Rope-a-pope What's a kidnapping or two between friends? Tuesday, March 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Hillary Clinton, on getting sanctioned by Russia for some …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 15, 2022 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: All the Ginni joints

What A Day: All the Ginni joints A new type of rich white guy in not-quite-space. Monday, March 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, War Ender …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 12, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl

What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl Name a better audience for butt-centric literature. Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A People's Convoy trucker disappointed with his …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 11, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Census of shame

What A Day: Census of shame Time to stock up on more NFTs of diapers.  Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump with a rare astute observation …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 10, 2022 at 1:28 AM

What A Day: Opposite Poles

What A Day: Opposite Poles The East Coast: It’s Where The Bugs Are.™  Wednesday, March 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lauren Boebert, absolutely nailing Joe Biden to the wal…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 9, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling

What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling A rarely advisable War Surprise. Tuesday, March 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The pilots and flight attendants in Ted Cruz's fantasies …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 8, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Vlad to worse

What A Day: Vlad to worse Welcome to waver city! Monday, March 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky, speaking for all of humanity …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 5, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Rolling, Stone

What A Day: Rolling, Stone Show us one Russian cat who's denounced Putin. Friday, March 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Volodymyr Zelensky inviting Putin to a normal-length n…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 4, 2022 at 1:31 AM

What A Day: Oil and trouble

What A Day: Oil and trouble Affair inflation is out of control. Thursday, March 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The head of Russia's foreign intelligence agency, a victim of …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 3, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: More like Boeblurt

What A Day: More like Boeblurt The fabric of society is wearing thin (mint).  Wednesday, March 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Madison Cawthorn winding up for a great point o…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 2, 2022 at 1:21 AM

What A Day: State of the UN(ion)

What A Day: State of the UN(ion) The unprecedented black belt sanction. Tuesday, March 1, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pat Robertson chiming in with the hottest Putin take of…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 1, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: SWIFT repercussions

What A Day: SWIFT repercussions How I Waited Until There Was a Profit Incentive. Monday, February 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Clay Higgins, House GOP Poet Laureate …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 26, 2022 at 12:52 AM

What A Day: Putin on the fritz

What A Day: Putin on the fritz HANK THE TANK INNOCENT. Friday, February 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville, Russia Understander …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 25, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Russ' to war

What A Day: Russ' to war Content warning: unwatchably bad content. Thursday, February 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, on the Russian invasion of Ukraine …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 24, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: Against the 'Kraine

What A Day: Against the 'Kraine At last, a completely nonaddictive social media platform. Wednesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, on Vladimir Put…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 23, 2022 at 1:10 AM

What A Day: Vlad goon rising

What A Day: Vlad goon rising #YesWeHank Tuesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Senate candidate Josh Mandel, on Israel (est. 1948) …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 19, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Suppressing their luck

What A Day: Suppressing their luck Get stuck or go home, boats.   Friday, February 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Melania Trump, on media reports about her shady fundraiser…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 18, 2022 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Uncut James

What A Day: Uncut James Homeward Bound III: Lost in the U.S. Senate. Thursday, February 17, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk, on living in the new Nazi Germany …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 17, 2022 at 1:19 AM

What A Day: Zinke stained wretch

What A Day: Zinke stained wretch Corn does not have our interests at heart.  Wednesday, February 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Cunningham, former congressman and curre…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 16, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: It’s a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World

What A Day: It’s a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World The Insurrection Gift Shop is open for business. Tuesday, February 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Zuckerberg's nautical ne…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 15, 2022 at 1:06 AM

What A Day: Tru' grit

What A Day: Tru' grit A strong take from the world's oldest 28-year-old. Monday, February 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Charlie Kirk, world's oldest 28-year-old …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 12, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life

What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life The James Webb Space Telescope knows her angles. Friday, February 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Meadows, on Donald Trump's trail of docum…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 11, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: Flush to judgment

What A Day: Flush to judgment The Untitled Climate and Manchin Statues Act. Thursday, February 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mayor Craig Shubert of Hudson, OH, on the slip…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 10, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns

What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns Ok, Creep Throat. Wednesday, February 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, ready for a visit to both the Holocaust and…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 9, 2022 at 1:19 AM

What A Day: Truck nuts

What A Day: Truck nuts Let's get Europe some shorter tables.  Tuesday, February 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-GA), who compared the insurrection to a "…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 8, 2022 at 1:04 AM

What A Day: Jerk the Ripper

What A Day: Jerk the Ripper A monopoly on the airborne fistfight market. Monday, February 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Brave free-thinker Hugh Hewitt, on why he never talk…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 5, 2022 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Fruit of the boom

What A Day: Fruit of the boom Here's the lustful bear you sickos asked for.  Friday, February 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Jon Stewart, on Tucker Carlson's signature look …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 4, 2022 at 1:16 AM

What A Day: The Lou fighters

What A Day: The Lou fighters Biden can now appoint a younger International Space Station. Thursday, February 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -LA Mayor Eric Garcetti, on taking…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 3, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Torn NATO

What A Day: Torn NATO A strange but beautiful puppy tribute. Wednesday, February 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, of all people, whining about the Senate's vot…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 2, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Little Seizers

What A Day: Little Seizers This is uncharted ground(hog).  Tuesday, February 1, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Morse: Senate hopeful, plant nursery owner, opposer of carb…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
February 1, 2022 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: Fine kettle of fash

What A Day: Fine kettle of fash The most normal page of the Matt Gaetz playbook.  Monday, January 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY), sharing a "Volta…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 29, 2022 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy

What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy Don't put all of your cookbooks in one cargo ship. Friday, January 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), during his Stat…
Jon Lovett (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 28, 2022 at 3:00 PM

Lovett or Leave It: Live or Else Tour

Lovett or Leave It: Live or Else Tour Tickets on sale now! HEY. Lovett or Leave It is going on tour and tickets are on sale today at 10 am local. We have some amazing shows lined up and I can't wait …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 28, 2022 at 1:06 AM

What A Day: School Maus block’d

What A Day: School Maus block’d Please stop startling the octogenarians.  Thursday, January 27, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Candace Owens, on Minnie Mouse wearing a pantsuit…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 27, 2022 at 1:14 AM

What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane

What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane “My client is no different from the traitors of yore."  Wednesday, January 26, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -No Labels, slapping quite a lab…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 26, 2022 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop

What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop The end of the road for Big Pencil. Tuesday, January 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Conservative MP Conor Burns, on Boris Johnson's lockdown b…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 25, 2022 at 1:08 AM

What A Day: Doocy Goosied

What A Day: Doocy Goosied Think about that silver lining, from before! Monday, January 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -U.S. District Court Judge Jed Rakoff, on Sarah Palin …
Pod Save America · [email protected]
January 24, 2022 at 8:29 PM

Pod Save America's Going On Tour!

Pod Save America's Going On Tour! Join Jon, Jon, Tommy and Dan LIVE starting April 14th Pod Save America: (A)live And On Tour Presale Starts Tuesday! Set your alarms! Presale tickets will be available tomorrow, Tues…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 22, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er But her completely gibberish emails.  Friday, January 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, on why she was sub…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 21, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: On the daughter-front

What A Day: On the daughter-front This is not the green M&M our Founding Fathers wanted. Thursday, January 20, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -An Oath Keeper misquoting Mont…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 20, 2022 at 2:03 AM

What A Day: The fils have ayes

What A Day: The fils have ayes The important thing is, they had fun out there. Wednesday, January 19, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lisa Murkowski, on fixing the Senate …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 19, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Rud-dunnit

What A Day: Rud-dunnit Fingers crossed for some friendly goons! Tuesday, January 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, preparing to help shred that legacy …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 15, 2022 at 12:54 AM

What A Day: 'Kraine check

What A Day: 'Kraine check No privacy for fully-uniformed popes these days. Friday, January 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Virginia Republicans' anti-CRT bill, on the stuff …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 14, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL Cool cool cool cool. Thursday, January 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kamala Harris, on whether it's time fo change the COVID strategy …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 13, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door The next booster is more of a body high.  Wednesday, January 12, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marco Rubio on the most urgent threat to Am…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 12, 2022 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Doctor fil

What A Day: Doctor fil Pokémon GO to the Second District Court of Appeal. Tuesday, January 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville making sense of a pandemic the wa…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 11, 2022 at 1:33 AM

What A Day: Where Jordan

What A Day: Where Jordan What goes a-Rounds comes a-Rounds. Monday, January 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anti-vaxxer Christopher Key hawking the next golden COVID cure  …
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 8, 2022 at 1:47 AM

What A Day: No mands land

What A Day: No mands land Watch your back out there, Street View. Friday, January 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz groveling for forgiveness for calling January 6 a t…
Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 7, 2022 at 1:26 AM

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid Hey Pope, play the hits.  Thursday, January 6, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lindsey Graham on the world's first apolitical coup attemp…