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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 22, 2022 at 1:17 AM

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er

What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er But her completely gibberish emails.  Friday, January 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, on why she was sub…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 21, 2022 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: On the daughter-front

What A Day: On the daughter-front This is not the green M&M our Founding Fathers wanted. Thursday, January 20, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -An Oath Keeper misquoting Mont…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 20, 2022 at 2:03 AM

What A Day: The fils have ayes

What A Day: The fils have ayes The important thing is, they had fun out there. Wednesday, January 19, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lisa Murkowski, on fixing the Senate …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 19, 2022 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: Rud-dunnit

What A Day: Rud-dunnit Fingers crossed for some friendly goons! Tuesday, January 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kyrsten Sinema, preparing to help shred that legacy …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 15, 2022 at 12:54 AM

What A Day: 'Kraine check

What A Day: 'Kraine check No privacy for fully-uniformed popes these days. Friday, January 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Virginia Republicans' anti-CRT bill, on the stuff …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 14, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL Cool cool cool cool. Thursday, January 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kamala Harris, on whether it's time fo change the COVID strategy …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 13, 2022 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door The next booster is more of a body high.  Wednesday, January 12, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marco Rubio on the most urgent threat to Am…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 12, 2022 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Doctor fil

What A Day: Doctor fil Pokémon GO to the Second District Court of Appeal. Tuesday, January 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tommy Tuberville making sense of a pandemic the wa…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 11, 2022 at 1:33 AM

What A Day: Where Jordan

What A Day: Where Jordan What goes a-Rounds comes a-Rounds. Monday, January 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anti-vaxxer Christopher Key hawking the next golden COVID cure  …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 8, 2022 at 1:47 AM

What A Day: No mands land

What A Day: No mands land Watch your back out there, Street View. Friday, January 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz groveling for forgiveness for calling January 6 a t…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 7, 2022 at 1:26 AM

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid Hey Pope, play the hits.  Thursday, January 6, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Lindsey Graham on the world's first apolitical coup attemp…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 6, 2022 at 1:46 AM

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys The first admitted viewer of Emily in Paris S2. Wednesday, January 5, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Dana Perino on how military-grade polic…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 5, 2022 at 1:28 AM

What A Day: Cuom court advantage

What A Day: Cuom court advantage The CDC says keep tweeting, it's not owned.  Tuesday, January 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A "friend" of J.D. Vance, on his cool new beard…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
January 4, 2022 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: Holmes to roost

What A Day: Holmes to roost Doofuses in disarray. Monday, January 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump endorsing authoritarian Hungarian leader Viktor Orban …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 17, 2021 at 11:21 PM

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind Happy 23rd month of March 2020! Friday, December 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, Christmas understander Seas…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 16, 2021 at 11:29 PM

What A Day: The Chuck stops here

What A Day: The Chuck stops here Save the oceans, conceal the fish. Thursday, December 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Fox News host Pete Hegseth, leaving us no choice …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 15, 2021 at 11:31 PM

What A Day: Build Back Fettered

What A Day: Build Back Fettered More like Siiiiickarus. Wednesday, December 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Manchin, to a reporter asking about the child tax credit …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 15, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed The eternal gospel of “he who smelt it, dealt it.” Tuesday, December 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX), comparing th…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 13, 2021 at 11:38 PM

What A Day: Coup've got mail

What A Day: Coup've got mail Somebody wake up James Comey. Monday, December 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Elon Musk, Time's 2021 Person of the Year …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 11, 2021 at 1:10 AM

What A Day: May it sleaze the court

What A Day: May it sleaze the court An argument for less government transparency. Friday, December 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A Fox News contributor keeping the Christm…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 10, 2021 at 1:12 AM

What A Day: James and the giant bitch

What A Day: James and the giant bitch More unattainable camel standards. Thursday, December 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, on the true cost of catching COVID…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 9, 2021 at 1:11 AM

What A Day: Done, Forrest, done

What A Day: Done, Forrest, done Can't eat just one filibuster carveout. Wednesday, December 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ainsley Earhardt eulogizing the burning Fox News C…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 7, 2021 at 10:54 PM

What A Day: Vlad habits die hard

What A Day: Vlad habits die hard A little bit of Andrzej by my side Tuesday, December 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy, master of character judg…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 7, 2021 at 1:44 AM

What A Day: No Nunes is good Nunes

What A Day: No Nunes is good Nunes Across the pond it's actually "coucaine." Monday, December 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, unfairly persecuted bioweapon …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 4, 2021 at 12:58 AM

What A Day: Jobberwonky

What A Day: Jobberwonky Nothing wrong with a few Toilet Bucks. Friday, December 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson emailing the one and only Hunter Biden in 2014 …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 3, 2021 at 1:07 AM

What A Day: 'Cronic fatigue syndrome

What A Day: 'Cronic fatigue syndrome Alexa, blast “Love Hurts.” Thursday, December 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Mark Meadows, on the contents of his own book …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 2, 2021 at 1:20 AM

What A Day: Roe to the wolves

What A Day: Roe to the wolves The low-stakes whodunnit we need. Wednesday, December 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Cillizza, Both Sides virtuoso …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
December 1, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Quid bro Cuo

What A Day: Quid bro Cuo Look, we had a good run. Tuesday, November 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marjorie Taylor Greene, grammar NOT-zi Dis…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 30, 2021 at 6:01 PM

What a year.

What a year. A fun way to end this soul-sucking, omicron-infested fiery hellscape we call 2021 New laws limiting the freedom to vote. Assaults on reproductive freedom. A new Covid variant that one party believes is suspiciously timed to benefit …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 30, 2021 at 1:13 AM

What A Day: Hooked om’cronics

What A Day: Hooked om’cronics McCona-na-na-naughey hey, goodbye. Monday, November 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Anthony Fauci, a man who's had it up to here with Ted Cruz …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 24, 2021 at 9:31 PM

What A Day: Unpardoned turkeys

What A Day: Unpardoned turkeys Another humiliating defeat for land biologists. Wednesday, November 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -James Beeks: actor, Michae…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 24, 2021 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Baby got backslide

What A Day: Baby got backslide Still technically a democracy! U-S-A! Tuesday, November 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chris Christie, fearless Trump critic …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 23, 2021 at 1:05 AM

What A Day: Powell movement

What A Day: Powell movement ....solemnly donned matching hot dog costumes. Monday, November 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA  -Virginia Lt. Gov.-elect Winsome S…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 20, 2021 at 1:36 AM

What A Day: Kyle and terror

What A Day: Kyle and terror A heartening absence of smallpox. Friday, November 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Kevin McCarthy, shouting some words he knows …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 19, 2021 at 1:21 AM

What A Day: Reign of SALT

What A Day: Reign of SALT Do not let Ted Cruz wear the dress. Thursday, November 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ilhan Omar in response to Lauren Boebert's House floor sland…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 18, 2021 at 1:07 AM

What A Day: QAnon shamin'

What A Day: QAnon shamin' Hope everyone's hungry for hot dog NFTs. Wednesday, November 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, scraping the bottom of the insult barrel…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 17, 2021 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: Credit fraud

What A Day: Credit fraud A(n incredibly low) bar. Tuesday, November 16, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Steven Pinker on his brief and fruitful affiliation with “University” of …
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 16, 2021 at 1:22 AM

What A Day: IckB goes down

What A Day: IckB goes down Folks: It’s not great. Monday, November 15, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) on Trump defending the ‘hang Mike Pence' chant …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 13, 2021 at 1:02 AM

What A Day: The LMAO of Steve

What A Day: The LMAO of Steve Redistricting: It’s Not All Bad!™  Friday, November 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ted Cruz, U.S. senator The s…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 12, 2021 at 1:15 AM

What A Day: Chutkan ya do

What A Day: Chutkan ya do Banksy knows why. Thursday, November 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Donald Trump, foreign policy LARPer While disgr…
  Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 11, 2021 at 7:49 PM

Fingers

Fingers Weird subject line, right? It gets weirder inside.  Last year, your fingers signed up to be a part of the Vote Save America community. They logged into Zoom trainings, texted volunteers, and smashed the donate button. Now, thanks to that…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 11, 2021 at 1:20 AM

What A Day: Awry on our own supply

What A Day: Awry on our own supply What a time to be allegedly alive. Wednesday, November 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Pennsylvania Senate Candidate Sean Parnell, on gend…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 10, 2021 at 1:14 AM

What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope

What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope Is Merrick Garland aware about how incentives work? Tuesday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Former White House Chief of Staff Mar…
  Brian (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 9, 2021 at 1:00 AM

What A Day: Inf'ra treat

What A Day: Inf'ra treat Don’t kill the messenger, folks! Monday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) on Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 6, 2021 at 12:10 AM

What A Day: Brandon Builds Back

What A Day: Brandon Builds Back Time to waterproof Katie Porter's whiteboard. Friday, November 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Nikki Haley, unironically, on things politician…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 5, 2021 at 12:03 AM

What A Day: Göttheimerdämmerung

What A Day: Göttheimerdämmerung Congratulations to the makers of Sand. Thursday, November 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Tucker Carlson, man who hasn't stopped screaming abo…
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 4, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Yeet Virginia

What A Day: Yeet Virginia You have a captive audience, LA. Wednesday, November 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Eric Adams, NYC's profoundly normal new mayor …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 3, 2021 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: Let's get Loudoun

What A Day: Let's get Loudoun A chilling reminder that Facebook could be worse. Tuesday, November 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Curtis Sliwa fighting poll workers who made …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
November 2, 2021 at 12:21 AM

What A Day: Glasgow big or go home

What A Day: Glasgow big or go home The Dominion x bat collab. Monday, November 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Josh Hawley on the perils of feminism …
  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
October 30, 2021 at 12:11 AM

What A Day: Kinz and needles

What A Day: Kinz and needles Got you some spooky numbers. Friday, October 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Karol Marcowicz on Florida's COVID strategy, which killed 60,000 pe…