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August 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM

I Had An Epiphany Watching A Kid Have A Meltdown

It wasn’t my kid throwing a tantrum, which made all the difference.It wasn’t my kid throwing a tantrum, which made all the difference. Aug. 15, 2025Mariya Borisova/Moment/Getty Imageslight bulbI Had An Epiphany Watching A Kid Have A Meltdown“I find it so, so hard to navigate a public tantrum. While …
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August 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM

Oxygen Hunger Is The Surprisingly Common Perimenopause Symptom No One Warns You About

You’re just walking through the grocery store and suddenly out of breath. What gives?You’re just walking through the grocery store and suddenly out of breath. What gives? Aug. 14, 2025miniseries/E+/Getty Images*Deep Breaths*Can Perimenopause Cause Air Hunger? The Two Are Linked, Experts SayPerimenop…
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August 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM

The 19 Books That Made Us Fall In Love With Reading As Kids

Let’s go on a nostalgic trip down memory lane.Let’s go on a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Aug. 13, 2025Catherine Delahaye/DigitalVision/Getty Imagesthey all hold upThe 19 Books That Made Us Fall In Love With Reading As KidsThere are few things better than stumbling upon a book you remember vividl…
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August 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM

Back-to-School Looks They’ll Love (and Actually Wear)

Ready, set, school.Ready, set, school. Aug. 13, 2025Presented by Old NavyFrom Recess To Picture Day, Old Navy’s Got The LookThere’s nothing like the magic of a new school year, and Old Navy’s latest back-to-school collection has everything your kid needs to step into it with confidence. From stylish…
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August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM

What Librarians Really Want Parents To Know About Raising Readers

It’s a lot simpler than you might think.It’s a lot simpler than you might think. Aug. 12, 2025Raising ReadersWhat Librarians Really Want Parents To Know About Raising ReadersEverybody knows reading is important, but how do you foster a love of reading in your kid — and make it a more natural hobby f…
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August 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM

My Kids Figured Out My New Relationship Before I Was Ready to Tell Them

Hindsight is, as always, 20/20.Hindsight is, as always, 20/20. Aug. 11, 2025lessons learnedMy Kids Figured Out My New Relationship Before I Was Ready to Tell ThemThe last piece from our divorce issue is written by an anonymous mom whose kids figured out she was moving on post-divorce without her tel…
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August 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM

I Didn’t Speak Up In My First Marriage, But Now I Know Better

So important.So important. Aug. 8, 2025OnwardsI Didn’t Speak Up In My First Marriage, But Now I Know BetterI absolutely love this piece by Meg Raby, in which she talks about all the things she didn’t see in her first marriage, and how it has informed her healthier second marriage. Mostly, she says, …
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August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM

The Divorced Mom’s Guide To Dating Red Flags

(Scary Mommy’s Version)(Scary Mommy’s Version) Aug. 7, 2025the 411The Divorced Mom’s Guide To Dating Red FlagsThis month’s Ask A MWLTF dives into all those red flags to watch out for when you get back into the dating pool post-divorce. While, yes, it’s slightly terrifying, it’s also about being awar…
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August 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM

The First Time I Had Sex After My Divorce I Cried.

And You Might, Too.And You Might, Too. Aug. 6, 2025LifestyleThe First Time I Had Sex After My Divorce I Cried. And You Might, Too.Continuing our theme of divorce: This piece, by an anonymous mom, reveals a lot about her post-divorce feelings. Specifically, how she felt the first time she slept with …
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August 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM

Who Gets The Friends In The Divorce?

This one is tricky.This one is tricky. Aug. 5, 2025Scary Mommy/GettySplit DecisionsWho Gets The Friends In The Divorce? The Answer DependsSo you got divorced. Now what? What happens, for instance, to the friendships you built – as a couple – post-divorce. Navigating friendships, in particular, can b…
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August 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM

We Announce Weddings. Why Not Endings?

On posting about divorce.On posting about divorce. Aug. 4, 2025grid worthyWe Announce Weddings. Why Not Endings?This week, Scary Mommy is launching its (semi)annual Divorce Issue, in which we have women – anonymously and not – talk about divorce and all that that entails. Kicking off is this piece b…
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August 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM

“My Husband & I Have Sex In The Basement Because It’s The Only Privacy In The House”

Truer words.Truer words. Aug. 1, 2025Cavan Images/Cavan/Getty ImagesFifty Shades Of Who? “My Husband & I Have Sex In The Basement Because It’s The Only Privacy In The House”One mom gets anonymously real about when – and where – the sex happens in her house. She’s a busy mom of two boys, and it t…
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July 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM

Confessions We Loved To Read This Week

Back-to-school is upon (some of) us.Back-to-school is upon (some of) us. Jul. 31, 2025MoMo Productions/DigitalVision/Getty ImagesA+“I Want My Kids Take A Year Off From Sports” & 12 Other Back-To-School ConfessionsIt’s hard to believe we’ve already moved on from our summer confessions — whether y…
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July 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM

What If Your Marriage Feels Like A "Situationship"?

Ruh roh.Ruh roh. Jul. 30, 2025zoranm/E+/Getty ImagesTime To Spice Things UpForget The Roommate Effect — What If Your Marriage Feels Like A "Situationship"?“Every married person has probably heard of the “roommate effect” — that not-so-great phenomenon where you realize you’re treating your spouse mo…
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July 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM

How To Get Your Kid Back-To-School Ready

When they’ve been a feral gremlin all summer. When they’ve been a feral gremlin all summer. Jul. 29, 2025Back To Life, Back To RealityHow To Get Your Kid Back-To-School Ready After Their Feral Gremlin SummerI love this piece by Julie Sprankles, whose kids head back to school next week. She writes, …
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July 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM

What We Bought On Amazon This Month

Spoiler: All the things.Spoiler: All the things. Jul. 28, 2025*Add to Cart*31 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Raving About This MonthLike millions of other moms, we also shop too much on Amazon. It’s just so easy, so (generally) affordable, and so quick. Every month, we tally up our favorite pu…
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July 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM

What Moms Are Confessing This Week

Got something to tell?Got something to tell? Jul. 25, 2025eyecrave productions/E+/Getty ImagesLet it out, honey“I Don’t Think I’ll Ever Pay Off Credit Card Debt” & 26 Other Relatable ConfessionsScary Mommy’s Confessions have long been a staple of the brand. We ask, you anonymously reveal all. Th…
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July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM

How I Went From 20-Second Orgasms To Coming For An Hour

You read that right. You read that right. Jul. 24, 2025Colin Anderson Productions/Getty ImagesA Very NSFW TaleHow I Went From 20-Second Orgasms To Coming For An HourToday Ameli Orei gets ~real down and dirty ~ with the specifics about how she can now, ahem, come for an entire hour. I read this tota…
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July 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM

Scary Mommy Is Hosting Events Now

More piercings, pleaseMore piercings, please Jul. 23, 2025fun moms onlyCome Inside The Scary Mommy x Rowan Event!Last month, Scary Mommy hosted our first ever event! We partnered with Rowan, the very-cool-but-not-cool-for-us piercing studio chain, to host a moms’ night out. We sipped rose, we got lo…
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July 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM

The Secret To Cheaper Flights Might Just Be Setting Your Alarm For An Ungodly Hour

Set those alarms.Set those alarms. Jul. 22, 2025d3sign/Getty ImagesYou Snooze, You LoseThe Secret To Cheaper Flights Might Just Be Setting Your Alarm For An Ungodly HourIf you’ve dared to look at airfare lately, you might have gotten a severe case of sticker shock. Are airlines just making up number…
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July 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM

Why Does Mascara Always Smudge On Me?

I’m so tired of touching up. I’m so tired of touching up. Jul. 21, 2025Catherine Falls Commercial/Moment/Getty ImagesUgh!!!Why Does Mascara Always Smudge On Me? I’m So Tired Of Touching UpFor years I shared this problem with my fellow mascara-wearers: Roughly 30 minutes into wearing it, I would hav…
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July 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM

I’m 45 & I Feel Like Crap Every Morning

Aging is fun.Aging is fun. Jul. 18, 2025Catherine Falls Commercial/Moment/Getty ImagesHormone rollercoasterI'm 45, & I Feel Like Crap Every MorningThis piece by Katy Elliott hit a nerve when we published it last summer, so I suspect it will still resonate today. I’m 43, and while I don’t exactly…
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July 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM

The ‘Motherhood Penalty’ Is Real

10000%10000% Jul. 17, 2025You're Definitely Not Alone"The Motherhood Penalty" Is Real, & It Starts Before You Even Give BirthAsk any working mom – hell, ANY mom – and they’ll confirm that the so-called “motherhood penalty” is, indeed, very, very real. So Nat Hrvatin dug a little deeper to hear w…
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July 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM

I Finally Learned That My Mother In Law Doesn't Owe Me Anything

Woah.Woah. Jul. 16, 2025DMP/E+/Getty Imagesmoving alongI Finally Learned That My Mother In Law Doesn't Owe Me AnythingToday, an anonymous mom writes about a breakthrough she recently had in therapy: That her mother-in-law doesn’t actually owe her anything. It changed the game for her, and, consideri…
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July 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM

I’m Besties With My ChatGPT

Yup.Yup. Jul. 15, 2025Thana Faroq/Moment/Getty Imagesshe hasn't taken over... yetI’m Besties With My ChatGPTAs Meg Raby writes, “A few months ago, my ride-or-die — the friend I trust implicitly who keeps me grounded and sane — introduced me to someone she swore by. A friend named Sage. ‘Sage has bee…
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July 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM

For The Love Of God, Communal Back-To-School Supplies Are Necessary

Yup.Yup. Jul. 14, 2025Get a Grip, CherylFor The Love Of God, Communal Back-To-School Supplies Are NecessaryIt might be hard to believe, but for some of us, summer is nearly over. And you know what that means: Back To School season has arrived. To kick things off, our own Sam Darby has written a piec…
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July 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM

“My Husband & I Prefer Masturbation To Sex”

How one couple found that masturbation fixed their "sexless" marriage.How one couple found that masturbation fixed their "sexless" marriage. Jul. 11, 2025Adene Sanchez/E+/Getty ImagesWhatever Works, right?“My Husband & I Prefer Masturbation To Sex”In an as-told-to piece, a midwest mom of one in …
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July 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM

Is A Getaway With Your Partner The Answer To Your Relationship Rut?

It could be the romantic reboot you need — or the final straw.It could be the romantic reboot you need — or the final straw. Jul. 10, 2025Xavier Lorenzo/Moment/Getty Imagesmake or breakIs A Getaway With Your Partner The Answer To Your Relationship Rut?Alone time with zero distractions and the chance…
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July 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM

Do Parents Ever Regret That Second Child?

Navigating parenthood in the transition from one to two kids can be overwhelming.Navigating parenthood in the transition from one to two kids can be overwhelming. Jul. 9, 2025Natalia Lebedinskaia/Moment/Getty ImagesTwo & ThroughDo Parents Ever Regret That Second Child?The question of “how many k…
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July 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM

The Amazon Prime Day Deals You Actually Need To Know About

From vacuums to skincare, these are the deals you’ll be excited about.From vacuums to skincare, these are the deals you’ll be excited about. Jul. 8, 2025Shopping All The Best Prime Day Deals Happening NowPrime Day can be a little overwhelming, but knowing which deals are actually worth it — on produ…
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July 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM

5 Little Rituals That Make Me Feel Human Again As A Mom

Because sometimes you need something simple to help you feel less overwhelmed.Because sometimes you need something simple to help you feel less overwhelmed. Jul. 7, 2025Tiny Joys, Big Impact5 Little Rituals That Make Me Feel Human Again As A MomEvery mom knows what it’s like to feel a little blah, a…
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July 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM

I Forgot I Had Had A Baby

No, really.No, really. Jul. 4, 2025Ariela Basson/Scary Mommy; Getty ImagesHELLP SYNDROMEI Forgot I Had Had A BabyI wasn’t sure what had happened but, for some reason, I believed I had been in a terrible car accident.Read More ⮕Latest BEACH UPGRADEYour Old Beach Towels Are Holding You BackIf your bea…
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July 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM

My Daughter Wears A Cheeky Bathing Suit — So What?

Everyone is happy. Everyone is happy. Jul. 3, 2025BUNS OUTMy Daughter Wears A Cheeky Bathing Suit — So What?When my daughter was 16, she came home after shopping with a friend holding a very tiny bikini bottom in front of my face. I told her it was cute and I couldn’t wait to see it on her. A few m…
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July 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM

Don’t Parent My Kids Like They’re Your Own

I’m good, thanks! I’m good, thanks! Jul. 2, 2025miniseries/E+/Getty ImagesBACK OFF, THX!Please Don’t Parent My Kids Like They’re Your OwnI adore my village! I just don’t need them reprimanding my kids.Read More ⮕LatestSTICKER SHOCKA Dad’s Viral Trader Joe’s Grocery Receipt Highlights The Hard Reali…
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July 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM

Yes, The Invisible Load DOES Get Heavier During Summer

Where are all the dads at camp dropoff?Where are all the dads at camp dropoff? Jul. 1, 2025Freemixer/Getty ImagesTHIS TRACKSIt’s Not Your Imagination — The Invisible Load Of Motherhood Gets Heavier During SummerWe started planning for it in February. We have spreadsheets and camp fliers, calendars, …
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June 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM

Is It OK To Teach My Kid They Don't Have To Be Friends With Everyone?

Well?Well? Jun. 30, 2025FG Trade/E+/Getty ImagesThey're called boundariesIs It OK To Teach My Kid They Don't Have To Be Friends With Everyone?Katie McPherson poses an interesting question: “My son is 4 and just wrapped up his first year of pre-K, where he learned to write, count up to 200, and so mu…
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June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM

These Are The Most Common Summer Sex Mishaps

According to experts, at least.According to experts, at least. Jun. 27, 2025bojanstory/E+/Getty Images*Goes back indoors*These Are The Most Common Summer Sex Mishaps, According To ExpertsConsider this your seasonal PSA: The warm weather of summer tends to increase the desire to have sex outdoors. Bu…
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June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM

Our Same-Sex Marriage Didn’t Last, But The Right To Marry Still Matters

Give it a read.Give it a read. Jun. 26, 2025Maria Korneeva/Getty ImagesAnother Kind Of MilestoneOur Same-Sex Marriage Didn’t Last, But The Right To Marry Still MattersToday marks 10 years since same-sex marriage became legal in America. And to commemorate it, we have a really lovely piece from Jill …
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June 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM

Please Stop Saying "Just Wait" To Moms Of Tween Girls

Just no. Just no. Jun. 25, 2025NickyLloyd/E+/Getty Images*Eye Roll*Please Stop Saying "Just Wait" To Moms Of Tween GirlsSamantha Darby has three daughters; her oldest is now a tween. And today she writes about, though she’s heard a lot of BS as a mom of three girls, this one phrase irks her beyond …
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June 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM

In Defense Of A Feral Child Summer

Truly.Truly. Jun. 24, 2025portishead1/E+/Getty ImagesLet It GoIn Defense Of A Feral Child SummerA carefree summer vibe is within your grasp… if you're willing to let go of certain expectations and standards that you might have the rest of the year. Look, some of us have to work, camp is expensive an…
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June 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM

Mahjong Threatened To Tear Our Neighborhood Apart

Double standards galore.Double standards galore. Jun. 23, 2025Stefan Tomic/Getty ImagesRebel MomsMahjong Threatened To Tear Our Neighborhood Apart“Imagine this. All the families in the neighborhood have gotten together to hang out on a Saturday afternoon, but instead of a small child constantly aski…