John — Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and we have a very special card to send to the Republican Party. We thought you might like to sign your name on it too ☺️
Dear GOP: We saw you plan to pass the strongest anti-abortion legislation possible this year, so we assumed you’re struggling to find a Valentine. (People just feel so disrespected and unloved when you violate their human rights!) So here’s a special card with a message just for you… Look, who can blame us for being angry — or, as you might say, hysterical? You’ve told us outright that ending our bodily autonomy is your party’s key goal for 2024 and beyond. You put our lives on the line for your political agenda. And all we got you in return? An e-card. Harsh, we know. |