Woof,
Woof woof ruff ruff woof -- oh, I'm sorry, folks. I forgot most of you don't speak canine.
I'm writing to you because my dad (Joe Biden -- he's running for president, you know) has a really big day coming up in just three weeks.
Something about a Caucus -- I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty important!
Dad spends a lot of time away from home working to win this Caucus, and I miss him a lot. But my brother Champ says if we can pitch in and help, maybe Dad will come home for a day and play with us!
I'm thinking about selling a few of my favorite toys, but Champ said I should reach out to you first.
If it wouldn't be any trouble, could you pitch in to help my dad, Joe Biden, win the Caucus? Anything you can give would help out a bunch.
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Thanks for supporting my dad! If you see him out on the road, tell him Major says "come home!"
Lots of love,
Major
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