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"On Instagram, Jordan identifies as a 'jazz singer' though we think she could change that to say, oh, I dunno, 'child prodigy,' 'vocal maestro,' 'genius'? Take your pick."

13-Year-Old’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Cover On ‘AGT’ Gets Immediate Golden Buzzer

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To The Mom Struggling To Hold Her Sh*t Together

Madge the Vag Uncovers Truths & Lies About Fertility

Confessional #25764622
"I pretend to not care but I'm secretly stoked that Harry & Megan are stepping down from royal duties. Along with the Prince Andrew fiasco, maybe this will be the beginning of the end of this outdated institution."

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