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The most romantic of all carols, The Twelve Days of Christmas, has been delighting merrymakers for over two centuries. After all, what's better than a barrage of thoughtful gifts for your true love??
But have you considered the downside? Once the caroling is over, your true love is going to have so many birds. One hundred and eighty-four to be precise, and we know that the geese are already a-laying so there are definitely more coming.
All that plumage is going to cost you a pretty penny. This year's PNC Christmas Price Index estimates those poultry numbers coming in at $102,338.88. Yikes!
We have a better idea.
This year,?give a one-year subscription to Texas Parks & Wildlife magazine. For less than the price of a single partridge in a pear tree, your true love will enjoy ten print issues delivered throughout 2023 ? a much better gift than lords a-leaping. They'll also receive full access to our magazine mobile app archive with more than 700 articles (many of which, incidentally, are about birds.)
P.S. If you'd like to send birds as well, our Texas Birds iMessage Sticker Pack is our free gift to you!?Download for iOS and make your messages soar!?
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